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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

A Sassy, sarcastic, smartass. Just here for the snacks. Giver of Squishies. A proud 12! Go Hawks! If you RT my selfies or kids pictures, you'll be blocked. twitter.com/search?q=from%ā€¦ PNW Joined May 2014
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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

2 weeks ago

UPDATE: She picked We will Rock you - Queen I am so proud, I didn't even think of that song. šŸ‘‘

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

2 weeks ago

UPDATE: She picked We will Rock you - Queen I am so proud, I didn't even think of that song. šŸ‘‘

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

2 weeks ago

Ok Twitter (Twittah, for Frank) My granddaughter, 11, is looking for a "walk on song" for when she's going up to bat. Hit me with suggestions. Must be "appreciate" for her age group.

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

3 weeks ago

Let's kick Monday in the pooper!

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

3 weeks ago

Cw: Nothing like getting kicked in the nuts every 5 minutes. Me: whatever you're into, I don't kink shame. Cw: Well that's how we roll at my house. Me: Sounds like a Fucking party; as long as y'all are having fun. CW: I could complain, but what's the point!? Me: šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜„

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

3 weeks ago

My boss is wearing boots that squeak. I'm gonna be in a padded room or jail by the end of the day.

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

a month ago

Later Cali! āœŒšŸ»

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

a month ago

Hello SoCal!

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

a month ago

Titus was such a good boy. He was by my side for 14 years, loyal through it all. Rest now, my sweet boy, you will forever be in our hearts and missed for the rest of our days.

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

2 months ago

Perfect score....

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2 months ago

Perfect score....

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

2 months ago

Well ... I walked in to get my tattoo done and... My appointment was yesterday!!! šŸ˜­ I was so excited I put the wrong date in my calendar. So now I will wait a week and will figure out a nice apology gift because she refused to take any money from me for being a flake.

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

2 months ago

Let's get up and get shit done today! It's TATTOO DAY! Just have to get through the work day first...

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

2 months ago

My big brother celebratedbhis 12th year of sobriety. Someone gifted him a clock that he can hold these chips. Somedays he had to take it minute by minute or hour by hour, I am so Fucking proud of him!

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

2 months ago

Looked tired... May take a nap later...

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

3 months ago

Taking a page out of @Riverrunsred44 play book: In a meeting, throw a grenade throw the window, plan a realistic kidnapping, or send snacks.... STAT.

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

3 months ago

It's a "My Darkest Day" type of day....

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

3 months ago

Just to see @Riverrunsred44 eye twitch because they call it a "roundabout". šŸ˜‚

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

3 months ago

Mildred had a great week at school. No hitting and no telling her teacher that she's boring. (I swear I tried not to laugh) Anyways, with such a great report, she got to come over and bake. Today it is Devil's food Chocolate cupcakes, strawberry frosting with unicorn sprinkles.

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šŸ’ššŸ’™The SquishyšŸ’™šŸ’š @The_Squishy_

3 months ago

It's true

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