The Sarcastic Girl @TheSarcasticGrl
My hobbies include shopping too much and napping. Seattle, WA Joined May 2013-
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Have we checked to see that the ex who cheated on Matt is still alive? #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindreunion
Seriously concerned about Coleen from love is blind. Matt’s behavior on the show on multiple occasion was scary. She was terrified that entire reunion. #LoveIsBlind
@LoveisBlindShow #loveisblind The Unforgivable Mistake in the "Love Is Blind" Reunion | Psychology Today psychologytoday.com/us/blog/love-t…
Brendan and Pieper are the masterminds of a very poorly planned crime #BachelorInParadise
Its giving small dick energy #BachelorInParadise #BachelorInParadiseabc
I’ve had 4 breakfasts, and 6 lunches already today. Can’t wait to see what dinner brings. #QuarentineLife
Thousands diagnosed with Coronavirus, hundreds dying, travel bans, markets plummeting, mandatory lock downs. Americans: Eh Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus Americans:
I actually really liked Madison this whole season, but the last three episodes had me wanting to throw a remote at the screen every time she was talking. She was edited to look better than she is. Fake and boring. 🤷🏼♀️ #TheBachelor
No doubt Barb is overstepping but she’s not wrong... she’s 100% correct, they are too different and it’s probably not going to work. 🤷🏼♀️ Madison is putting on a good act though LIKE #UnpopularOpinion #TheBachelor
Peter: “Relationships are a piece of cake!” *forgets to take cake out of the oven and burns the house down* #TheBachelor
Peter’s mom is what mother in law nightmares are made of. She will 100% still be buying his underwear well into his 40s. #TheBachelor
This season of #TheBachelor is actually the worst. Everyone is annoying, everyone is 14, everyone is always crying. The worst.
Kelley four weeks into the Bachelor #thebachelor
If Kelsey can get through this cocktail party, I can get through anything. #ChampagneGate #TheBachelor
Interview from King’s Landing survivor: #GameofThrones #GoT
Two things I'm super protective over: my friends and my food.
95% of my life is spent unsubscribing to emails I never wanted.
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Private investigators here at 1122 King Rd. Car with Kootenai County plates just pulled up. Man who got out says he’s private investigator but wouldn’t tell me who hired him.
After reading the affidavit I feel sick to my stomach. Dylan.. poor baby. Sincere prays for the victims families and the girls who were lucky to live another day. Their pain and hurt must be unbearable. Be kind people. These were/are kids. My mama heart hurts. #Idaho4
@hothannahholt 0% growth 0% accountability 0% remorse 0% self-awareness
@SierraJackzen I don't think you know what gaslighting means because that's definitely not what happened. And how was he supposed to read her mind and know that was a deal breaker if she didn't tell him until AFTER?
@SierraJackzen foh.... how do you tell someone after his 2 dates your expectations for him??? he was hurt and felt played and betrayed by her. This was clearly a game for her trying to be bachelorette
#BachelorInParadise #BachelorInParadiseabc Actual footage of Brendan and Pieper in paradise
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@MicalynBrooks Madison didn’t even look her in the eye while talking to her on stage and was winking at audience members. She interrupted her multiple times.. how is that grace or class?
#VanderpumpRules so Jax can fuck Kristen while Tom was asleep in the next room, lie about it for months, and be forgiven for that but Tom asks a valid question and suddenly he’s out of the wedding and not a true friend? Get real🙄🙄 Real friends call you out on your bs.
@kaitlynbristowe Also, could people (namely men) kindly stop sitting SPREAD EAGLE? THAT's the hill we should all be dying on here.
Hannah B when Peter asks her to come be a part of the house. #TheBachelor
Welp, there goes my chance #TheBachelorette
when Tyler C. calls out traits of toxic masculinity and the hypocricy of slut-shaming, in a room of all men #TheBachelorette
#TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale Put together a sentence battle between these two
Dean transitioning from Bachelorette into #Bachelorinparadise.
@ChallengeMTV I think Vince was covering for bananas who was suppose to join Camilla in the shower. Just a thought.
@vinnypig was TOTALLY covering for @MTVBananas with Camila! He only back for 1 minute to tell C that B wasn't coming. #TheChallengeRivals3