The Fake Laura @TheFakeLaura1
I just follow people and things that interest me. Nothing to see here. 😁 Chicago, IL Joined April 2020-
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One of the greats, one of my favorites. RIP #jeffbeck bbc.com/news/entertain…
this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
Thanks @SmartLess for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 1,174 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/0Yzd0g8NY…
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb And has quite the rap sheet
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb And has quite the rap sheet
Oh, I love this hashtag. #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb
You are the company you keep. 😉❤️ @StephenAtHome @colbertlateshow
These people are the worst of the worst.
These people are the worst of the worst.
MTG gets dressed down by one of her constituents. Very cathartic.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Kevin McCarthy will never be speaker. Pass it on. #KevinMcCarthyWillNeverBeSpeaker
Kevin McCarthy will never be speaker. Pass it on. #KevinMcCarthyWillNeverBeSpeaker
Moron. Is that Liechtensteiner? Irish? Slovenian?
Yeah. What is up with this??? I read that talking heads on Fox News were mocking the DC and Capitol police officers after their testimony yesterday? Blue Lives Matter...but not so much if the truth may have a negative impact on GOP election outcomes???
Yeah. What is up with this??? I read that talking heads on Fox News were mocking the DC and Capitol police officers after their testimony yesterday? Blue Lives Matter...but not so much if the truth may have a negative impact on GOP election outcomes???
.@LeaderMcConnell: "There is no question, none, that President Trump is practically and morally responsible for provoking the events of the day."
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Here's 10+ minutes of Norm Macdonald shitting on OJ Simpson
@TheMasters Sickening to see those LIV country club players being interviewed and looking so smug after what they did.
Melania trump was an illegal immigrant until she made fuck with trump.
@MikaelaRossy @nosmh_x A massive ship crashed into the bridge, this has nothing to do with “infrastructure investment”
This SNL skit was THE FIRST thing I thought of when I saw that Kim Mulkey video. 🤣
The Washington Post must have failed to adhere to one of the cardinal rules in investigating Kim Mulkey.
Kim Mulkey tryna unlike any Jan. 6 tweets
I didn’t even know who this Kim Mulkey person was until today, but I’m for sure gonna read that WaPo piece now.
This is the type of shit that's going to come out about Kim Mulkey
Scarlett Johansson Kills It As Katie Britt On SNL politicususa.com/2024/03/10/sca…
Just give Scarlett Johansson an Oscar, an Emmy, a damn Grammy and freaking Tony for this 🤣🤣😂😭
@mmpadellan Omg. I did not see QVC coming! Hilarious.
SNL Nailed it !!!!!! SOTU Perfect @abbydphillip and @KatieBrittforAL PERFECT