Theo @Teochitlan
B.A. in Being the Worst, Minor in Applied Math New York, NY Joined April 2011-
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This interest rate environment is preventing me from living my best life.
About to eat a pickle from an Amish guy. Let’s see what this is all about
Always humbling when you’re like if something is so good why I haven’t I heard of it and then it’s like ohh because I’ve only experienced a sliver of this beautiful world in my finite life
Going through life leading with negativity and a closed off heart hasn’t worked that well so far. Currently cooking up my next plans
(thinking about the beauty of the interconnected spirit of humanity) Squaddd
Interesting how a bit of fennel can elevate a soup but not an outfit. Really makes you realize the importance of context..
My options were to either throw on a bad outfit and be on time, or show up late with a good one. I chose the latter, Senator COMMITTEE CHAIR: And the photo you provided, this of the “good” outfit? Relative to my options at the time, yes it was sir
Marvel and getting betrayed by my loved ones are two franchises I am just done with .
When I study business I feel connected to those who came before me, other people who were annoying
My resume establishes that I’m built different. But my cover letter shows that I got that dog in me
What should I be for Halloween.. I’ll start with some underlying motivations and values and then figure out the costume and accessories from there….
I scoff at trivial office gossip I spend my time actually WORKING , and sending lengthy ad hominem attacks in the company Slack
Tostitos making both chips and salsa, it’s like what’s next , chewing and digesting?!
My beige flag is that I place no value on human life in any necessarily inherent way
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I always remember a guy on reddit saying he stopped being sarcastic when he started taking testosterone.
Sarcasm is actually deeply unfunny and sarcastic people are a pain to be around
Have you considered that maybe he saw some gay shit in the audience
“Four more years…pause.” -@JoeBiden
To be completely honestly man only 2 out of 10 dentists recommended this toothpaste but they both have quite esoteric taste and are always early on things that later become cult classics
what does it even mean when a man says “i got alot going on”?
i’ll explain it as simply as i can: this is a manhattan bound 5 express train. the next stop is atlantic avenue barclays center
I aspire to be him.
What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?
my social battery has exploded Killing several innocent bystanders
oomf just lost their arm 😭😭😭😭
(seeing hot girl) Hello... (head turning to look at her dog) (voice raising 2 octaves) Hello!! (her boyfriend jogs up from behind) (voice so low it's almost inaudible) Buenos días,
Getting a new biz off the ground often requires doing things that are unsustainable & unscalable But that's what generates the initial propulsion to get off the runway. It's the beginners edge Then once in flight start bolting on infrastructure & systems to scale Spam cold…
When I don’t have an Instagram story up that is me moving in silence
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