George Santos says he once challenged Chuck Norris to a foot race around the world. Chuck took off like a shot but George took one step backwards and then forward. Claimed he won by taking a shortcut. #GeorgeSantos
#Clerks3 Is this movie out in theaters or not? I saw it was going to be playing, limited showings, this weekend, but now can’t find it anywhere local. Vanished from the schedules. Is Weinstein behind this?
#RedNotice Just saw Red Notice tonight. Fun and interesting movie. Noted a suspicious product placement for a certain brand of gin…looking at you @VancityReynolds. Wonder if the arms dealer’s phone was on Mint Mobile.
Who knew that a guy with a mustache, screaming about the purity of his genes, would turn out to be a bad guy? Also, he beats his kid and leaves, I presume going out for cigarettes. #Invinciblefinale
#SnyderCut#longassmovie The next movie to get the Snyder Cut treatment...”Charlie Bit My Finger”. It will be six hours long with new participants and backstories.
Just finished watching all seven seasons of 30 Rock. Learned a lot of previous unknown slang, like “Belvedere”. Now I’m worried that it will be a thing I will need to worry about in 20years. #30Rock
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If you find yourself justifying Trump’s actions, explaining why his crimes aren’t crimes or, like almost every single Republican politician, promising to vote for him if he’s the candidate no matter his convictions, then you’re not patriots, so please stop acting like you are.
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You’ve missed my point.
I *don’t* love everything;
but I only talk about stuff I do enjoy.
If I like a thing, I tell folks.
But if I don’t like a thing,
why would I highlight it at all?
You are distressed because I opt against whining to the world about my dislikes.
Like… Why?
@Jambareeqi@ThatKevinSmith My point exactly. LOVES EVERYTHING. EVEN IF ITS A MOCKERY OF THE CONTENT. It would be fine if he didn't like something I did or visa versa but its pretty much a forgone conclusion. He is EITHER shilling 4 them or he is afraid of backlash like many received reviewing 2016 Gbusters
As a healthcare worker who was on the frontlines during COVID, I can confidently report to you with 100% proven reliability that vaccines, in fact, do work. Please don’t listen to Joe Rogan or RFK. Because they have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about.
Also, I’d be…
To every American struggling to make ends meet may I remind you — the House’s Republican majority doesn’t care about you. They care about making their rich friends richer while cutting the benefits YOU earned.
And thanks to them, you’ll see - higher drug prices, the loss of…
@MichaelAMcCaul6 This lawsuit is based on straight facts. The election wasn’t stolen and everyone at Fox lied and said it was. There’s nothing comparable.
@BradTakei for a cost, if all the shards are gathered and contained the Japanese Art of Kintsugi, can be performed. This is a repair process that uses gold to fill in the joins of shards.
@Travelnpack@realTuckFrumper You cannot participate in activities against your government and hold a security clearance, especially in Intel, as with these individuals. Is that plain enough?
@Travelnpack@realTuckFrumper Well he admitted during an interview for his clearance to having illegally entered the Capitol and committing a crime, and covering it up. Also talked of a 2nd civil war… this is a clear sign of “insider threat”
As a physician I believe Damar Hamlin was likely suffering from commotio cordis where a blow to the chest at a precise moment in the electrical cycle stops the heart. Those trying to tie this to vaccine status to project their unscientific beliefs are terrible, horrible people.