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@hishertheythem @narindertweets I have thoroughly looked inside myself, and still in this reader's mind still thinks a it's a shitty article. I speak only for myself. As do you.
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@TimONeill007 *This kind of production* is your interpretation only. The directors vision is their own. Same would apply to theatre or any other non documentary entertainment. There is no *this kind of* anything rule.
@ISAYWHATIWANT19 Part of the warning area falls within the London & SE region. It's automatic.(Portsmouth/IOW)
@truthtell255 @ManMadeMoon We used to do puns and flirt and talk about telly. You should have been here 2008-2015 man. It was pure joy. Sorry you missed it :(
@truthtell255 @sainsburys @GBNEWS So, just to be clear, if they advertise on GB News you'll just start shopping there? Seems a bit weird, mate.
Hiya @sainsburys, can you confirm you've changed your freshly squeezed orange juice recently? Now tastes like pasteurized. Really disappointed if this is the case as it's our daily drink here 💔🍊🍊🍊
I had the cunt blocked when he called the Thai cave diver a paedophile tbf. Nothing but blue skies, my darlings x that-jane.bsky etc
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@sceptical82 @LordduFey @DrFrancesRyan No it isn't. Btw your posts are public ;)
@sceptical82 @LordduFey @DrFrancesRyan Though I think I'm talking to a rw cosplayer or some AI thing, I'll just remind you that Liz Truss was also a comically useless debater.
@sceptical82 @LordduFey @DrFrancesRyan Fuming? I don't know what you're reading. I think on an abstract level it's brilliant for representation and I'm proud. I think she'll be terrible at PMQs and I'm delighted. I think it's terrible for all that the choice was 2 really nasty candidates, and that's just depressing.
@sceptical82 @LordduFey @DrFrancesRyan Is that post directed at me? Not sure I understand. I love that a black woman is leader, however... many things she has said are despicable. Jenrick too. They are both terrible choices for the country and the party.
@LordduFey @DrFrancesRyan Absolutely. How did the choice come down to two people determined to outnasty each other? Even for a neutral there's nothing to celebrate from this situation.
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