Stumpy BamBam @StumpyBamBam
North Carolina, USA Joined June 2011-
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To my wife I’m known as ‘P3’. Because I provide the three P’s that are important to a woman: - Pretty face - Paycheck - Penis
If you’re a trans woman and you get misgendered, instead of getting angry or “correcting” someone you need to go buy a plane ticket to Thailand. Guys out in 1st Group have been tricked by ‘chicks with dicks’ in Thailand for decades.
I know my daughter is only 11 years old but she put ketchup on a bratwurst. So I had to punch her in the face.
A salute in the military is nothing more than a friendly reminder that I’m not going to stab you right now.
‘The Benny Hill Show’ was the peak of British culture.
I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again youtu.be/yuoFsi2iIi0?si… via @YouTube
Denny’s is just Waffle House for people that don’t know how to fight.
My daughter turned one the day after I retired but tonight she got to see I still got skills. She scalded her fingers with boiling water. I whipped up a concoction of aloe vera and lidocaine cream (you won’t find that in any emergency medicine book). She’s now sleeping…
Bill and Ted are correct, “Be excellent to each other.”
I don’t know these dudes but I’ve seen their two latest episodes and they are pretty awesome. youtube.com/@theantiheropo…
My ‘bougie brat’ is enjoying sparkling grape juice in a wine cup while occupying my wheelchair.
Caligula ordered his army to fight Poseidon by stabbing and slashing the sea. I feel like Caligula when I ask my kids to load and unload the dishwasher.
No matter how much a badass you are age and time will eventually take you.
18B was created to give ASVAB waivers an MOS. Fight me!
Flora 😏 @Flora__S85
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Abou @Abou1427231
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Alan Silva @Alan1112l
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Anne @AnneAlfreda279
42 Followers 297 Following Future U.S. citizen and advocate for free speech. Retweets do not represent your opinion, DM Please indicate your purpose
Rationalistico @Rationalistico
277 Followers 1K Following Serving facts to the people so we all can make rational decisions.
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Andrew Womack @WomackAndrew
442 Followers 5K Following Andrew teaches the truth of the Gospel with special emphasis on God's unconditional love, and the balance between grace and faith
Hope Dearden @DeardeHop
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Lupe Sinkfield @LupSinkfie
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turbo-encabulator4242 @Heywood4242
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Johnna Ink @ink_joh
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Carlita Zatko @zat_carlit
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Randy Smith @BamaJarhead
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Edward Torres @EdwardTQuill
68 Followers 566 Following Just here to enjoy the things in life outside the usual patters of life.
Jeff Sexton @MaineacExpat
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Midwest Gun Dad @Real_Life_Dad
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Laochra Fitheach @lethbhreac1971
431 Followers 937 Following Pursuing wisdom. Retaining memory. ⚔️ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ. Si vis pacem, para bellum. In Vino Veritas. Hic sunt dracones. Slàinte & Kanpai. Fixation is the way to death.
blue @blue_prop
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JPB @Wrestleinmyshoe
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Sky @Skylight7339
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Scouts Eat Their Dead @TMsDaddy2
3K Followers 2K Following I like long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.
Allen the TerrorHobbi.. @AllenMays7
656 Followers 1K Following Be truthful. If you don't know the truth, find it. Opinions are my own; facts are everyone's. The Bill of Rights is a restriction on government #Circle3Crew
Not Really Bob Smith @BobSmit72643961
67 Followers 377 Following Federal Drone, visited GTMO in '02, fun in the sand '03-'04, and can't afford any hobbies.
just ted @piratefourhire
1K Followers 1K Following “It is a blessing for a man to have a hand in determining his own fate.” ― Blackbeard Memento Mori / Memento Vivere
Subcomandante Mark @xcdehfsyu
206 Followers 1K Following something, something, athenian views of individual liberty, blah, blah.... fuck it, when the light turns red... go
Daryl @DarylWatches
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Just Keep It. @aono13
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Frank Hewes @EgeriaAg
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Hondo_Recondo @Redacted2477011
218 Followers 774 Following Aspiring suburban warlord. My posts get increasingly worse as each day passes until I nuke the account again to regain my sanity.
Jeff Rhino Bannister @RoamingRhino
2K Followers 2K Following Once a soldier, Former PMC- Yeah, I've been on TV and in the Wall Street Journal. Very, Very retired. On Thread @RoamingRhino_
Looking Over Strange .. @LookingOver
11K Followers 3K Following 15Plus3Charlie, usually the only black guy in the convo, American First Conservative, married to a hottie, loves space.
Tom Dean @TomDean001
60 Followers 180 Following
Ripley’s Haunted M4.. @NancyEFrye
546 Followers 466 Following Playing dress up since ‘67. PNW, Actor, Voice Overer, Writer, cat herder, game character, cryptid investigator. Shall not be infringed. #TeamIronWill
Nancy Pelosi Stock Tr.. @PelosiTracker_
561K Followers 224 Following Highlighting Politicians' trades so we can invest alongside Goal: get them banned from trading Powered by @joinautopilot_
Nick Palmisciano @Ranger_Up
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Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi
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Glenn Beck @glennbeck
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Stolen Valor @StolenValor1
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William_Webb_Ellis_Be.. @ChillyBound
384 Followers 187 Following I'm here to go to Chilly Lix and follow cool peeps. You are exactly as free as you choose to be. Also, vets, don't be a pussy, check out @suck_embraced.
R Glenn @RRPGlenn
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Irregular Warfare Ini.. @IrregWarfare
8K Followers 416 Following Bridging the gap between scholars, practitioners, and policymakers to support the community of irregular warfare professionals. @ESoConflict | @WarInstitute
Maynard J Keenan @mjkeenan
327K Followers 170 Following Defector From the Petty War, World Class Multi-tasker, Story Teller, Winemaker, Curmudgeon, Armed Snowflake.
Spikey Bits @spikeybits
8K Followers 2K Following Tabletop Hobby writer, Virginia restless, miniature painter and cat juggler. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley
893K Followers 1K Following Occasionally funny. Author. Director. Press inquiries: Don't inquire
Warhammer Official @warhammer
157K Followers 8 Following Hope cast into ruin. A new edition of Warhammer Age of Sigmar is coming, and the Mortal Realms will never be the same. #NewAoS 🐀
Chuck P. Ritter @Chuck_Ritter92
11K Followers 754 Following Green Beret | Former Infantryman | Educator | World Traveller | 40k nerd | Well-known bullet magnet, and for people trying to bring me down | Not Scott Ritter
James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII
2.4M Followers 2K Following Guerrilla Journalist. CEO of OMG @okeefemedia. Founder, Project Veritas (CEO ‘09-‘22) “ON THE INSIDE” : Investigations premier Weds 4-6PM. Signal: 914-315-9415
BLAIRE WHITE @MsBlaireWhite
554K Followers 1K Following Youtuber, podcaster, loudmouth▪️ My tweets are soundbites, watch my videos to get to know me: https://t.co/JAhR5Zm36U 💖 Pronouns: that/bitch ⚡️
Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator
688K Followers 1K Following YouTuber, skate shop owner, former police and SWAT officer, veteran, gamer, foodie, Kentucky colonel. Co-host of @unsubscribecast
Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv
1.3M Followers 664 Following Finance, economics, news, memes and silver. Contact Ivan via Linktree if I need to credit a source or remove content.
Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds
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Darwin Awards 🤦�.. @DarwinAwards_
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STARS Charter School @StarsCharter
185 Followers 7 Following A public school of choice with an arts-integrated curriculum.
OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical
930K Followers 800 Following OSINT guy, PAI enjoyer, journalist @hntrbrkmedia, my views/freezing cold takes are my own. Standard spiel about not endorsing retweets, likes, and comments.
The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2
309K Followers 100 Following I review modern movies, and that's why I drink.
Garand Thumb @GarandThumb1
337K Followers 143 Following Retired Military, shooter, survivalist, fitness lover, and family man. @ashkubz 😍😍
Liberal Hivemind @LiberalHivemind
100K Followers 203 Following Official X of Liberal Hivemind on Youtube. Based Department, please hold. https://t.co/RbvkUjzfNk
Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld_
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🇺🇸 ERIC BOLLING.. @ericbolling
1.1M Followers 1K Following Host of "The Balance” 8pm NEWSMAX , 2x @NYT Best-selling author, 2 Emmy, toll-free Hot🔥line (888) 601-0032, speaking: [email protected]
Lucretia Hughes @cre35
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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau
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RazörFist @RAZ0RFIST
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2.6M Followers 958 Following 4 hit shows; AND NOW 6 NYTs bestsellers! also ridiculously good looking. Watch Gutfeld! And order The #1 Best seller The King of Late Night Today! https://t.co/ufz305p7WR
U.S. Ministry of Trut.. @USMiniTru
379K Followers 69 Following Established to prevent disinformation and protect democracy. | They/Them | Sponsored by @PolitiFact, @Reuters, @VerifyThis, & @Newsweek | Satire | 恶搞
Dave Landau @LandauDave
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Rob Schneider @RobSchneider
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115K Followers 569 Following I play the gritar. Iron fertilization rocks: https://t.co/YNCUNAXzOG Graphene revolution, incoming. Profile pic by @MStockDesign Header by @davevsgoliath1
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Defiant L’s @DefiantLs
1.0M Followers 92 Following Some Are Defiant • Most Are Hypocrites • DM Submissions
Jack Poso 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec
2.5M Followers 987 Following Senior Editor, @HumanEvents. Veteran Navy intel officer. Catholic. Not a fan of communists
Ben Stein @BenStein1944
33K Followers 4 Following Columbia BA 1966, Yale LS 1970, lawyer, university professor, Nixon & Ford speechwriter, novelist, financial expert, actor, game show host, 3 Emmys, commentator
Randy Quaid @RandyRRQuaid
926K Followers 1K Following Texan, Actor. Randy Quaid Films @FilmsQuaid Wife- Evi @evgeniaquaid Have a great furry son Doji! THE LAST DETAIL, KINGPIN.🎳 Between pictures.Going and talking to successful Special Forces Assessment and Selection candidates right after they are told their fate is always an awesome privilege. This class had 25% select rate. A bunch of eager pipe hitter eager for the long training pathway ahead them.
Ye old Falcon Snail courtyard is prepped for Spring festivities.
So when you get injured in combat and get medically retired, this SFC thinks it means you’re chaptered. So all you Soldiers that were injured and couldn’t continue your service it’s because you couldn’t hack it and were “chaptered”. I think he needs to stick to issuing pens…
@StolenValor1 @NotK_US @RealTmDaddy @MegaManX1984 @sbc0718 @TheGreenOldDill You got chaptered! Don’t think we don’t know what this “medical retirement” is. It means you weren’t fit enough to be regular army for 20 years. You’re weak
Seattle… 8 years ago! With the great Norm Macdonald et al! Can you name the other pals?
@InfinitiAlts @DwightsBoss @SpaghettiKozak @KarinSocci @TheWoodsyOne @mechaweaponized @BenTjed77 @CrneMambe @johnnealboyer @AdamKinzinger @natsecmedia @RomeoKokriatski @DylanBurns1776 1. I don’t promote war. I’ve been to war and I despise war and death. 2. I don’t get paid a dime to promote anything, I never have. We promote only the truth and facts, this is easily verifiable. 3. Guardian of Valor has always been and always will be impartial, unbiased and…
A true great man. Great dad. Great actor. Great athlete. So much fun to be around always. Smart as hell. Loyal as hell. Funny as hell. Loved his sons more than anything. What a guy!! Everyone loved him. My wife and I had the best times with him every time we saw him. Love to…
On this day, in its early hours, SSG Robert J Miller, myself and members of my ODA were involved in an intense firefight. Unfortunately he was taken from us. He was a great Soldier, teammate and brother. RIP Rob we love and miss you!
.@HatchetBrew company for the win. Hosted a going away for an awesome guy and a confessional candidate meet and greet for a Veteran independent candidate on the same night. Plus it’s owned by a former West Point graduate.
This was the very first Afghan National Army Special Forces class to graduate in 2010. My team was tasked with their creation. We built Civil Affairs and PSYOP into the ODA structure so that it was just another SF MOS for them. The program was highly successful until the end, and…
@Chuck_Ritter92 @brinkofill Fine!
@Lead_Flinger I can’t listen to either one of these dudes. Before anyone goes off…I’m literally friends with Tulsi Gabbard and I can’t listen to her speak either, I’m usually like WTF are you taking about, stop. But I’ll still hang out with her and her husband any day.
You can be proud of what you’ve done. I’m proud that I was an Infantryman for 3 1/2 years. I’m proud that I made it into Special Forces and deployed around the world for the last 22 years. I can be proud of that and not think I’m better than everyone and be and arrogant prick who…
Your chosen MOS, or profession, doesn’t make you superior to anyone else in term of character, importance or being a person worth being around.
Fine day of being a nerd getting embarrassed over and over again at a 40K tournament. #warhammer40k #hitpointhobbies
@LookingOver I’m not sure if the Regiment needs to take a knee. IMO we recruit by selling that SF is something that it isn’t, and then we also do a poor job at higher levels articulating our positioning statement. Culturally we do a poor job of indoctrinating/inculcating our young guys.
Please encourage more citizen journalism! You can do live video easily from your phone. More on-the-ground reporting from regular citizens will change the world.
My team, 3333, was tasked with creating the Afghan Special Forces program in 2010. We designed it, ran the first selection and took the first graduates to their firebases. A great testament to the real power of ODAs outside of sexy direct action type missions.
@JJSchroden Great to hear—ANA Special Forces & Commandos were the glue of Afghan security till the end. Having trained & enabled their institutional growth, definitely can attest to ANA SF’s role is keeping U.S. strategic efforts from crumbling sooner @AtwellKyle @SWilkins11 @ChuckRitter7
Fanaticism is always a function of repressed doubt – Dune
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