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Baltimore, MD Joined April 2007-
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I don’t even watch movies, but I petition we make real helicopters a thing.
I don’t even watch movies, but I petition we make real helicopters a thing.
Please do not equate caffeine with hard drugs. Historically, it’s an entry point to extremely bad things down the road.
Please do not equate caffeine with hard drugs. Historically, it’s an entry point to extremely bad things down the road.
Step 1: accidentally wade into Circumcision Discourse. Step 2: wait a few days till the notifs die down. Step 3: add 1,500+ people to the blocklist. *dusts off hands*
I am amused by some of the people cheering on the NFL’s Ragged Old Flag piece who rather obviously missed his correct depiction of The Confederacy as an enemy.
I’m over here just trying to live my life, and people on Twitter are personally attacking me for no damn reason.
I’m over here just trying to live my life, and people on Twitter are personally attacking me for no damn reason.
Born to “hiiii :3” forced to “regarding my last email”
Fire Mike Rizzo.
Mah frand is famous!
🏁TIME 🏁 #SGDQ2022 has raised a total amount of $3,016,200 for @MSF_USA! Thank you to everyone who made this marathon possible, and thank you all for your amazing generosity & support❤️ #heretogether
Since Roe was handed down 49 years ago, "pro-lifers" in the US have committed: -11 murders -26 attempted murders -4 kidnappings -42 bombings -667 bomb threats -100 butyric acid attacks -189 arsons -663 Anthrax /bioterrorism threats -25,000+ acts of phone harassment or hate mail
Since Roe was handed down 49 years ago, "pro-lifers" in the US have committed: -11 murders -26 attempted murders -4 kidnappings -42 bombings -667 bomb threats -100 butyric acid attacks -189 arsons -663 Anthrax /bioterrorism threats -25,000+ acts of phone harassment or hate mail
Lack of self-awareness all time hall of fame entry
Lack of self-awareness all time hall of fame entry
Oh, look, a TERF making fun of a SA victim by mocking their pronouns and implying that women cannot assault men (among many other problems, like claiming SA requires “overpowering”). How is it that the bigots keep talking like other right wing bigots? It keeps happening. Weird.
Oh, look, a TERF making fun of a SA victim by mocking their pronouns and implying that women cannot assault men (among many other problems, like claiming SA requires “overpowering”). How is it that the bigots keep talking like other right wing bigots? It keeps happening. Weird.
I got another one to say the quiet part out loud. It’s always nice when bigots simply announce the reductive reasoning they use for hatred of other women.
Perspective: A guy started a gaming marathon for charity from his mom's basement. He's raised $35 million and counting. wapo.st/3qxLW4j
If this anti-science, anti-mask, anti-vax, hateful loon qualifies as a center-right political commentator in the UK, they’re even worse off than we are here in the States.
If this anti-science, anti-mask, anti-vax, hateful loon qualifies as a center-right political commentator in the UK, they’re even worse off than we are here in the States.
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Today I’m getting a bone scan and they just gave me the injection. I’m literally radioactive right now (Imagine Dragons jokes encouraged)
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The path forward to a just and equitable future for both Israelis and Palestinians is one of compromise. One that acknowledges they are both living in the land they love so dearly. One that accepts that neither people is going anywhere. One that believes peace is better than war.
Incredible how it went from “you can’t afford things bc you’re buying iPhones and fancy coffees” to “you can’t afford things because you’re buying name brand peas and bread” like cmon lads this is so silly and blatant
About a decade ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in honour of Shakespeare's birthday, here's what I found. 🧵
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So they ended up optimizing Steam well enough to still be used when you have 50k games in your library. Which of course will make everyone else with less than that run better too.
The stage of capitalism where a stock's price soars because the CEO wasn't high when he did the earnings call where he announced that profits were down by half.
🇺🇦❤️🇺🇸Thank you America for approving aid to #Ukraine today! I want to show you this mural in Kropyvnytskyi. We love you all!❤️
(first rule of ethics: not making a choice is, in fact, making a choice)
this is why male sexual abuse is so normalized. you’re calling these women cougars when they should just be called pedophiles like their male counterparts
Cougars in the classroom: The alarming rate of teachers charged with raping young boys in America trib.al/xHogePg
Really big "actually any antisemitism within the movement is a secret Zionist conspiracy and not something we need to crack down on from within" energy
Throughout history, protests were co-opted and made to look bad so police and public leaders would shut them down. That’s what we are seeing now at Columbia University. The Columbia protesters have made clear their demands and want their school not to be complacent in the ongoing…
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I think I'm accepting I'm some flavor of polyam; I feel so hard for people, some of who I can't imagine a fulfilling relationship with but who I also can't imagine leaving my life But I still want a My person I want a home person And I dunno how to find that
Spent 4/20 getting a DIFFERENT kind of stoned... A D V E N T U R E