Bored Ape @SomewhatMiffed

Joined April 2013

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Bored Ape @SomewhatMiffed

a week ago

@1620Descendant @OrevaZSN Frank Herbert to the rescue with the stillsuit. All we need to do is shit and piss inside our clothes and use the walking motion to filter it and drink it again.

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a week ago

@ChaosAgent_42 @TheCdnPatrioteh They're looking for a guy in a tan suit

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@John06081427481 @adgirlMM A very quick search says that in 55 out of 60 presidential elections, the popular vote and the electoral college have been won by the same person. share.google/aimode/pK8rnAm…

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a month ago

@wmferrall @krassenstein Nothing to do with the event but I would love to see Milli Vanilli lip syncing Vanilla Ice, ripping off a Queen/David Bowie song

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a month ago

@realHamishMalin @ProjectLincoln @usedgov It's because without flags everywhere, he'd forget what country he's in. Also, shouldn't the one on the right shoulder face the other way?

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a month ago

@luxentX @StumpyGoblin Presenting to the emergency department, patient claims he slipped and fell in the shower.

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2 months ago

@MissJilianne @johny_5_alive If you consider a tourist is a net contributor to the economy just by being there, buying food, paying for accommodation, renting cars, paying for flights, etc., all while earning no income, you could make an argument.

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2 months ago

@MLBShotsFired You mean you don't get free refills? I though that a big part of American culture.

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2 months ago

@HarrySchmilsson @bobbycotton2024 @Angry_Staffer @atrupar It looks as though he's trying to say the magnitude of the number for the private sector is bigger than that of the government, therefore he didn't do enough for government jobs. Like, for example, this one, where the percentage change is bigger for the government sector.

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2 months ago

@paulzakkcraig @CooperH97 @rkitchencels I make that it to be ham, bacon, pepperoni, ground beef and some other kind of sausage. No vegetables were harmed in the making of this pizza. (Yes, I'm aware there's flour)

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2 months ago

@Sukidovi @MeidasTouch He just gets a bit confused after reading a page or so of Mein Kampf

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2 months ago

@JamesGrayPoupon @lindsayballant Washington DC Total Landscaping?

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2 months ago

@Amarillo1942237 @Capt_Scorch Hazard lights negate No Stopping signs. Everybody knows that.

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2 months ago

@midcoast1 @Capt_Scorch They have No Parking signs when they mean no parking.

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2 months ago

@fesshole I was riding my motorbike once on a minor highway. I came up behind a truck carrying cattle and sped up to overtake. A car appeared ahead so I pulled behind the truck just as it started to go up a hill. All the piss and shit gushed out the back and all over me. Good times.

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2 months ago

@julest10003 @Angry_Staffer Don't forget Arnold Palmer's trouser snake. He thinks that was magnificent.

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3 months ago

@Persixty @chancewilkinson @NotThatHughes They just call it night

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3 months ago

@Justice314Lady @Angry_Staffer If someone in New Zealand (if it really does exist), Australia, or possibly more likely China, screenshots it, it will look like it's from the future for US users.