Small Church YP @SmallChurchYP
Our church, small. Our hearts, big. Our God, bigger. Our Youth are amazing! (mostly) Anonymous Account for fun, ministry and steam release! The Next town over... Joined April 2013-
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I have now gotten so low in life economically that I am driving cars discarded by teenagers.
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I have no definitive proof, but it sure seems as if small churches are shrinking and big churches are flourishing. #PastorPains
Visiting with friends last night. He pointed out no kids EVER outside anymore, told me he has the solution. Proceed to pile trash in back yard, dowse it with gasoline and light it on fire with a firecracker. Yard filled with youth very quickly! #MinistryIdea?
@VolunteerYP I think there is truth to this. Ironically, even if you're poor from serving in ministry.
I was looking forward to the age when I could tell a female that she's pretty in a grandfather-type of way. Culture shifting, not happening.
When a Christian woman asks "does this outfit look alright?" She often means "does this outfit make me look hot but not slutty?"
If I could through myself Set your spirit free, I'd lead your heart away See you break, break away Into the light And to the day
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Our identity is not found in our religious traditions or denomination, or in service or position. Only in Christ can we find true identity!
@wendywolle That's way better than most, but it still is problematic for women's and men's groups and things of that nature.
@VolunteerYP This has always been a good principal, but it seems more important now than ever with the current mood of our society!
Dear couple who share a FB profile, You should know that besides violating TOS there are people who won't interact because… well, who is it?
I'm preaching today. My wife has been unusually frisky since 3am. I'm not sure if she is trying to encourage me or is possessed by Satan.
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#Pentecost was another demonstration that God doesn't show favoritism and wants to have a relationship and indwell each of us!
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What if we sent much of what God brought to us? >Missionaries >Pastors >Church Planters >Servants to other churches >And funds for the above
Here's the thing, Jesus was communicating with individuals, not governments. #DistortedCommands #TwistedMeme
@VolunteerYP It is sad thinking about this and I'm called to work with students, yet it would help greatly with my challenging memory.
Rain is truly a blessing, but it sure doesn't always feel like it!
Physical exhaustion level is twice as high when you know your not meeting someone's expectations. 5X higher when that person is your wife!
The world is cold and dreary, but our house is warm and cheery. (And the amount of effort to keeping this way feels immense with wood heat)
Saturday is the one day a week that I get to sleep in…well, occasionally. Except youth activities that happen 5 out of of every 6 weeks.
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