Modern Church Online @ThisIsProLife
Welcome to HolyMess Fellowship. A digital Church for people with messy lives. Follow for uplifting tweets with occasional humor. we are about love not judgement Joined October 2016-
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What would Jesus’ favorite hashtag be..? Thoughts? #TuesdayThoughts #Jesus
For whoever needs to be reminded: -You are good enough -trusting in God’s timing will be worth it -when u need to, just turn it off for a bit #mondaythoughts #mentalhealth #selfcare
One day we will see that the common good was always the answer... pray that day comes before more people aren’t here to realize it. #WearAMask #BESMARTBESAFE
I’ve always been taught: Never quit on a bad day. So it looks like I won’t be quitting for the foreseeable future.
Injustice & oppression are NOT love #JUNETEENTH2020 #LGBTQ #MeToo #SpeakingOut #Immigration #BlackLivesMatter
If you’re struggling to believe in God, believe in the Good. If you’re struggling to believe in the Good, then BE the good that helps the belief of someone else... #Discipleship
@TypYouthPastor Truth has been spoken!
Our church is so modern and with it. Everyone is going to want to join. We even put music on our #myspace page. Let the membership roll in! #churchonline #faithfullyHip
Let us pray: For #Equality among ALL human rights &needs For our black brothers & sisters For our GLBTQ 🏳️🌈 fam For all immigrant refugees & for all who don’t see the need to look at SPECIFIC issues 2 ever have a hope for all lives to actually matter
Middle of the night reflections: IF #AllLivesMatters then you will equally support #BlackLivesMatter #BlueLivesMatters #GayLivesMatter #immigrantLivesmatter & all other groups struggling, and their hashtags wouldn’t offend you. If they do, then u really mean #somelivesmatter
The Spirit of God have us gifts... use them to do what is needed! #SpreadLove #BeChurch #FridayVibes
Lord, hear the prayers of this #suffering world and break down whatever needs to be broken for true healing to begin... #thursdayvibes #LoveWithoutBoundaries
Message for the day: we live in a world of grey. But there still have to be some things that are black and white to make the grey... #love is love and hate is hate. That’s black and white. There is no middle ground to the racism and hate still so present today. #SpreadLove
This year I'm not worrying about my beach body, I'm just going to stick with my quarantine body.
Excited to open the #Church back up today! I’m sure there will be no problems at all!
How many people are ready for church tomorrow?! Yeah.... we aren’t either.
When the youth pastor starts talking about his time in seminary.
The Pastor's Wife @ThePastorsWife3
866 Followers 703 Following Just another hero with a broken halo.
Youth Ministry United @YM_United
514 Followers 2K Following Youth Ministry Podcast to equip, empower and encourage Youth Pastors!
Christian Rado DJ @TheChristianDJ
173 Followers 250 Following A Christian Radio DJ, broadcasting my anonymous thoughts.... Tune in for the fun!
Rev. Jennifer Dawn Wa... @jennwatts
12K Followers 9K Following CEO/Therapist https://t.co/T8lRXJOS9A • Church planter 12 step faith communities • podcast: https://t.co/V3kZrjJ7z0 //recovering addict
Minister Of Cyn(icism... @minofcynicism
103 Followers 313 Following I went to Semimary and all I got was this anon twitter account. I'm totally not a Steven Furtick burner account. Really.
Small Church Problems @smallchurchprob
109 Followers 59 Following Pastors that do everything. Dealing with votes on red carpets, pews, light bulbs, etc. Trying to make the church as good as it was 20 years before us.
.Bible TLD Registry @BibleTLD
936 Followers 4K Following Helping Bible-inspired organizations get the domain they want with the clarity they need.
Ex-Evangelical Janewa... @XianJaneway
12K Followers 10K Following #ADHD patient advocate. #Covid Long-hauler. Secondhand seller. Wife, & mom of 4+. She/her Not Kate Mulgrew. 😂
oldfatheradrian @oldfatheradrian
171 Followers 3K Following
Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch
8K Followers 4K Following This is for all of us who get paid in produce.
Andrew Smith @DeSchmidtty
87 Followers 2K Following
Pastor's Wife 2020 @PastorsWife2020
8K Followers 5K Following Editor. Writer. Publisher. Events Planner. Social Media Strategist. Lyricist with ASCAP. Best-selling Amazon author.
pastorgrumpypants @pstorgrumpypnts
357 Followers 520 Following My wife’s moniker for me... #idontknowaboutthat
Homey-O @Homeyolga
267 Followers 705 Following Math enthusiast and BadA$$ REALTOR. Wife, mami (marinemom), Boss and lover of all things that make me laugh. Twitter is not real life, thank Jesus (whom I love)
Rex Roberts @RexNNewkirk
91 Followers 149 Following Husband of one and father of seven. Pastor of FBC Newkirk.
Mark @mjduncan4501
13 Followers 100 Following
Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty
13K Followers 13K Following You'll flip for my clean, funny #jokes old & new! Paul AKA morewitty & Yam Man. If you think it's funny, please share the laughs with your followers -- RETWEET!
Rev. Jennifer Dawn Wa... @jennwatts
12K Followers 9K Following CEO/Therapist https://t.co/T8lRXJOS9A • Church planter 12 step faith communities • podcast: https://t.co/V3kZrjJ7z0 //recovering addict
Andrew Smith @DeSchmidtty
87 Followers 2K Following
oldfatheradrian @oldfatheradrian
171 Followers 3K Following
.Bible TLD Registry @BibleTLD
936 Followers 4K Following Helping Bible-inspired organizations get the domain they want with the clarity they need.
Facepalm Sunday @facepalm_sunday
284 Followers 626 Following Stuff my Seminary classmates say. Bringing the darkest corners of my classroom to the brightest lights of social media. Cite your sources.
YouthMinistry @youthministry
13K Followers 1K Following Powered by Group Publishing's https://t.co/IvVLnU1kt8. We exist to help youth workers do what matters most.
Ben Read @bengread
7K Followers 5K Following Growth & Demand Gen Leader | B2B SaaS | Funnels, Paid Media, Lifecycle
BetterYouthMinistry @betteryouthmin
918 Followers 1K Following Helping youth pastors see their potential, develop their skills, and reach their goals. Books // Coaching // Community
Jezzie Belle Longtong... @belle_jezzie
93 Followers 165 Following I am an outspoken women of gawd! I often get told to shut up and sit down and most often I am the brunt of IFB Men oh gawds sermon illustrations.
TheStudentPastor @pastor_student
112 Followers 117 Following Learning how to preach, learning how to setup a church and learning about life
VolunteerYouthPastor @VolunteerYP
2K Followers 214 Following LOVE working with students, even though it's not my real job. Some say it wouldn't be a real job even if there was a paycheck. #rightitsacalling
Church doormat @churchdoormat
798 Followers 269 Following Every church needs a doormat..You know, the kind of person who volunteers for everything, gets stuck teaching that awful kids class, and whatever else is needed
Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths
1K Followers 406 Following Give me coffee and a keyboard and watch what I can do.
Christian Comedy @BillyKissiah
22K Followers 23K Following I love God and I love to laugh. I love making other people laugh- though it's usually at me, not with me!! https://t.co/u0ps6OF61d
Deborah Brunt @KeyTruths
741 Followers 550 Following Blogger. Survivor. Eager to see. Learning to separate out what appears Christian, but is toxic - from what is precious, and truly God.
Julie Anne Smith @DefendTheSheep
16K Followers 2K Following (Bio: https://t.co/l6RKp7OYS3) Cybersecurity Analyst, GCCC she/her/deal w/it
Ex-Evangelical Janewa... @XianJaneway
12K Followers 10K Following #ADHD patient advocate. #Covid Long-hauler. Secondhand seller. Wife, & mom of 4+. She/her Not Kate Mulgrew. 😂
simeonthefool.bsky.so... @SimeonTheFool
4K Followers 2K Following There's a clue in my header about where to find me these days....
The Pastor's Wife @ThePastorsWife3
866 Followers 703 Following Just another hero with a broken halo.
Small Church Problems @smallchurchprob
109 Followers 59 Following Pastors that do everything. Dealing with votes on red carpets, pews, light bulbs, etc. Trying to make the church as good as it was 20 years before us.
Angry Worship Leader @angryworshipguy
205 Followers 384 Following A place to admit the observations & frustrations of leading worship in today's church. I love God. People often bother me.
Outspoken Pastor @OutspokenPastor
450 Followers 138 Following Adding a little humor to the pastorate.
Gregg Webb @GreggWebb
1K Followers 585 Following Friend, Christian, photographer, Orthodox, gay, singer, fintech nerd, struggler. #LGBTQinChrist
Stan of Cleves @OurLadyofAntifa
3K Followers 1K Following Ordinariate Catholic/professional writer/unprofessional gay/Butlerian Jihadi ❎❎❎. Blog: Mudblood Catholic at Patheos—updates Thursdays. Books: Clickworks Press.
Thomas Justin ☦☮�... @thomasbdobbs
2K Followers 8K Following living with the loml @francesjdobbs Miaphysite, Jewish Catholic, right-liberal, Pacifist, Whole-Lifer. ☧
Small Church YP @SmallChurchYP
1K Followers 1K Following Our church, small. Our hearts, big. Our God, bigger. Our Youth are amazing! (mostly) Anonymous Account for fun, ministry and steam release!
Anon Church Member @Anonchurchmembr
1K Followers 657 Following In Church every Wednesday and Sunday! #parody
FakeMegaChurchPastor @FakeMegaChurch
71 Followers 121 Following
Plot Twist @plottwstcom
2K Followers 1K Following 📚The power of the plot. 💭Christian fiction. Creatively.
Discern Daily @DiscernDaily
1K Followers 30 Following Abide. Bless. Contend. ✦ Subscribe on YouTube ✦ @TheMajestysMen ✦ @HNRGD ✦ #Podcast
The Holy Cow @realholycow
57 Followers 231 Following Here to deliver the best Biblical and Animal related content
WattaPastor @WattaPastor
1K Followers 1K Following Just a pastor. I love God. And I love God's people. Most of them. Most of the time. This is just for fun, so don't take it too seriously.
Thomas Horrocks @thomaslhorrocks
22K Followers 2K Following Religion, politics, and dad jokes. Opinions mine, but I’ll share them with you. Pastor’s husband.
Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher
2K Followers 913 Following Expert in Biblical Apophenia * On Probation * Stupid Deacons * Satire, sometimes * Still the Pastor of my Domain * הוא / היא
The Old Youth Pastor @OldYouthPastor
52 Followers 71 Following The Old Youth Pastor offers advice to all who are weary and heavy laden.Trends for United States
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