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han solo’s rescue in return of jedi is so brilliant because you cannot tell if it was a bunch of individual separate plans that all failed or if it was one singular, meticulous, overly complicated plan that was precisely and masterfully executed
The level of hate that Kendrick has in his heart for Drake is only slightly higher than how my dad felt about Vince Offer. I truly believe that if he had lived another year, they would’ve gone bar for bar in the first ever infomercial battle.
Happy New Music Saturday! For the first time in 4 years, I've got a new single out right now! Head over to Spotify or Apple Music to check it out! Just search my name
I think I've successfully made the transition from opening to closing. I don't have to chug a monster before my shifts now lol
My entire timeline is just drake and kendrick reactions. Literally I ain't seen something like this take over Twitter in a long ass time. Kendrick is winning and it ain't even close
I'm pretty sure the pirates could lose 50 straight games without scoring over 4 runs in a single game and they still wouldn't make any coaching changes.
If I was in charge of the NBA, I would make half-court shots worth 4 points but if you airball it, your opponent automatically gets 1 point.
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Pirates just got swept by the goddamn athletics. The time to clean house was before the season even started. Fire everyone right fucking now. Embarrassing.
Why can't I find individual team schedules in the MLB app I swear I'm losing my mind that should be one of the first things on screen
It should be against the law to make music like this
best dub EVER!!!
She told me I have rizz. Girl, you are 27 years old why tf are you talking about rizz 😂😂😂 Also does anyone remember when baby gronk rizzed up livvy dunne? Idk what that means but I remember that happening a while ago lmao
when r ppl on stan twitter gonna realise the "why is it always people we have to google" comeback does nothing for them like if you don't know who the pet shop boys are or who courtney love is thats just on you for knowing zilch about literally any other music
when r ppl on stan twitter gonna realise the "why is it always people we have to google" comeback does nothing for them like if you don't know who the pet shop boys are or who courtney love is thats just on you for knowing zilch about literally any other music
Andrew McCutchen homers for a second straight day!
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Archer literally let his doctor create a sentient being with the intent to harvest his organs, and no one whines about it as much as they do with Tuvix.
A lot of people understand that Janeway made the right call
Mitch Keller tosses his second career complete game! 🔥
Keller needed a good start, he gave a fantastic one. Complete Game 9 IP 5 H 1 ER 1 BB 5 K His ERA drops nearly a full run to 4.41 #LetsGoBucs
I keep hearing that these two have beef?? As a Patriots fan that’s super concerning but hopefully they can hash it out before the season
Me everytime Cruz has the slightest leg pain:
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This might be the first Savant page I’ve seen where every single hitting stat is below the 25th percentile
Not sure I’ve ever seen an entire group of people in abusive relationships with their cars before
man goes to hospital after Cybertruck door cuts gash in his leg
Oh hell yeah
Hawaii Gov. Josh Green has signed a new law legalizing Airbnb bans. The law allows counties to restrict and ban short-term rentals. It could open up thousands of new homes in one of the country’s most expensive states. substack.perfectunion.us/p/hawaii-passe…
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This is peak advertising. You could pay ad guys a million dollars and they wouldn’t come up with something this good.
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I don’t think half of NFL media knows what a joke is. They keep tweeting out quotes from the roast as if they’re breaking news reports
Every. Single. Game. This s*** is egregious.
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