Ovis Ex Machina @SheepMachine
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The federal government is removing degree requirements from the entire 2210 series of USG IT jobs (almost 100k positions), @ONCD announced today as part of an event on skills-based hiring for cyber jobs. whitehouse.gov/oncd/briefing-… Multiple companies also made commitments.
what i dont understand is how people that raise $100M+ can't figure out how to get someone like @MKBHD to give feedback on their products _before_ they release them? do they just only surround themselves with people that are unable or uninterested in saying anything crit-- oh.
Someone's a steely eyed missile man.
Someone's a steely eyed missile man.
For small things, I don’t hate this. I’ve worked in tiny teams with a single product who sent dev builds to each other for testing all the time. When it came time to sign and deploy, a more formal process was used. Super lightweight, super fast response time from team members.
For small things, I don’t hate this. I’ve worked in tiny teams with a single product who sent dev builds to each other for testing all the time. When it came time to sign and deploy, a more formal process was used. Super lightweight, super fast response time from team members.
I like a lot of what this tried to express but would happily point out that the largest digital products in the US are massive privacy exploits and not to be encouraged. Competing with the media platforms in the US also makes no sense. So digitally what's left? CERN?
I like a lot of what this tried to express but would happily point out that the largest digital products in the US are massive privacy exploits and not to be encouraged. Competing with the media platforms in the US also makes no sense. So digitally what's left? CERN?
What the F*CK Seems like something smaller, but that doesn't change how terrifying this is. Everything about last night was pure nightmare fuel.
What the F*CK Seems like something smaller, but that doesn't change how terrifying this is. Everything about last night was pure nightmare fuel.
I'm "takes pictures of rocks while hiking" years old.
I want you to know that i’m about to compete in a puzzle competition. There are people here with personalized shirts and team names like “Don’t Piece us Off”. I need you to know that this is my team name and we haven’t even started yet, but it’s becoming difficult to not make…
The music my generation listened to WAY too loudly in the shittiest cars we ever owned...
In my household, it's SOLID_SNAKE_CASE.
In my household, it's SOLID_SNAKE_CASE. https://t.co/gYAnFys1lH
New Video: Tory's New VULCAN ROCKET (Talking Technical Rocket Specs for 30 minutes) - Smarter Every Day 297 youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7Xf3…
“Every courtroom sketch of Donald Trump looks like the Grinch had sex with the Lorax” —Colin Jost (He can call it a joke if he likes but holy shit truer words never spoken)
Who's the character you're slowly turning into?
Who's the character you're slowly turning into? https://t.co/Yumk3MdaRd
Folks don't really think about it but multistage dockerfiles are like portable little ci pipelines.
Folks don't really think about it but multistage dockerfiles are like portable little ci pipelines.
Be kind to people who put themselves out there on the internet and make free content
Just putting this out there: can we legislate a cap on credit card usage fees? Percentage-based is bullshit because there’s no way it costs Visa $20 to process my vehicle license tab renewal and yet that’s what I was charged for the privilege of it.
Michelle Pfeifer as Gyat Woman.
Michelle Pfeifer as Gyat Woman. https://t.co/bYJgXsHZgG
🍒Plumblossom @Nivearrr
464 Followers 434 Following 🤟The world is my stage, I am the unique heroine. pornography = blocking💢
Kareen Luckadoo @KareenL87841
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dangerous heroine @_8Jessie
988 Followers 713 Following A big girl with a cheerful personality, a fashion collector... a traveler... fitness... skiing... diving...
Lael Youket @la_youke
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Basic AF Bay Area Bla.. @yayareapolitic
480 Followers 470 Following probably to the left of most y’all, father, USMC vet, socialist-ish, card carrying IBEW member💪🏿trying to make it in the Bay and get the hell out of Merica
Shaunnie Howles @HowlesHow
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Victoria Campton @CamptonVic67444
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Davidbourbmerchant @bourbmerchant
948 Followers 4K Following A family man, bourbon hunter🥃/merchant, Taxidermy 🦌 lover too,out to satisfy my bourbon sippers of your tastes 🥃🥃
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Leigh Price @LeighMike87
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Netho @Netho1473416
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Mailboat'n @MailboatN
1K Followers 695 Following I skipper a mailboat and I find adventure in delivering mail to various San Juan Islands in Washington State. -All pictures are mine.-
Sarah Kogler @weatherchaser5
5K Followers 2K Following BS Atmospheric Science - Ohio State, Meteorologist, Storm Chaser, Structure Hipster, Photographer and lover of all things travel. Grand Optimist, Thalassophile
Hayley Lawwill @laww_hayl
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Seigh @Seigh198932
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Cpt. “Brotha Nature.. @CaptNaut
1K Followers 1K Following Black Lorax Kang. Apprentice OG. Agent of Alliteration. These tweets are my own. Jackin Pokemon cards since '99. BX🚀AK
Velma @velma_tijerina_
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Sara @saratrahan38
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Harlie Chittam @ChitHarl
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Ava-grace Carrere @AvaCarre
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That Fred Character @Frediculous
18K Followers 6K Following Had a taste of househusbandry on paternity leave and now I cant function as a lawyer anymore or maybe even in any job. im just here to try to tweet through it
Elsie-rose Sudberry @SudberRo
84 Followers 5K Following
Courtney Ⓥ Fan acco.. @CalCourtKy
2K Followers 5K Following PT Library wkr who passed Sec+ and is studying for the CIPP. Fmr Sr Tech Recruiter (@Mezmo @Snap @Zoom @Apple) TN,KY,OH,CA,FL
Natasha Kijowski @KijowskiNa65346
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Basilia Wadleigh @BasilWadlei
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Sumayyah Sise @SumaySis
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Evelin Carnathan @CarnathanE13218
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Kaylee Calliste @KayleCallis
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Mahira Rico @MahiraRico60355
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Soo Swartwout @s_swartwou
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Nick Finck @nickf
49K Followers 2K Following User experience & product design leader, advisor, coach, + speaker. Founder of @CraftAndRigor. Loves pizza & D&D. Past: Meta, AWS, Deloitte, Ubermind. He/him.
Extremely Country @DarrinEvans
771 Followers 3K Following According to a lady that attended one of my a11y trainings and hit Reply All by accident, I'm “a charismatic weirdo". 🏋🏿♀️ 🏊🏾♂️
Married Black Parents.. @MBP_life
791 Followers 2K Following Father, Husband, Shaper, Migrationist: 500k Black Americans move to Delaware voting land value taxes to fund startups in dense garden-cities with light industry
Ettajane @Ettajane13089
349 Followers 5K Following female escort you can text me on Telegram @liseyjane2 Google chat…[email protected]
TheMarkHenry @TheMarkHenry
1.3M Followers 1K Following The World’s Strongest Man. 2-Time Olympian. World Champ Powerlifting, Strongman, Pro Wrestling. WWE Hall of Fame. Co-Host SiriusXM Busted Open. AEW All Elite.
New Heights @newheightshow
431K Followers 84 Following Next level access to life in the NFL with @jasonkelce & @tkelce. A WSE original series. New episodes on Wednesdays
Kaïa Kater @kaiakater
3K Followers 1K Following New Album Strange Medicine out May 17 2024! musician + banjo player @cfccreates alumna @thecdnacademy winner she/her
Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower
237K Followers 40 Following Minimalist DMs are now closed. Just email me: [email protected]
Joalda Morancy @solarrsystem
13K Followers 997 Following Lunar lander engineer @blueorigin, soon phd student @uwaeroastro, occasional astrophysicist. author & writer. 🇭🇹🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Jason Kelce @JasonKelce
587K Followers 48 Following Authenticity is hard to find, come get your dose of real. Posts are indicative of my values, opinions, and stories. @newheightshow @underdog_phl
Maia Bittner @maiab
27K Followers 2K Following TMI tweets about tech and mom life. Investing in startups founded by fellow @olincollege alumni via my fund @parcelbvc and by fellow women via @xfactorventures
Charles J. Moore @charles270
11K Followers 3K Following Comedian & part-time faith healer. Rest easy Jacob 11/18/94-12/18/15. For booking, hit me up at [email protected]
Cpt. “Brotha Nature.. @CaptNaut
1K Followers 1K Following Black Lorax Kang. Apprentice OG. Agent of Alliteration. These tweets are my own. Jackin Pokemon cards since '99. BX🚀AK
Tyrah Majors @tyrahmajors
3K Followers 1K Following Anchor/Reporter ABC Seattle @komonews & ARC Seattle on the CW | Children’s Book Author | Professor @seattleu
Tara Chestnut, PhD @TCastanea
2K Followers 1K Following Wildlife | Natural History | Disease Ecology | Public Lands Management | Aquatic Science | Reintroductions | #2024MMM narrator | tweets my own | she/her
That Fred Character @Frediculous
18K Followers 6K Following Had a taste of househusbandry on paternity leave and now I cant function as a lawyer anymore or maybe even in any job. im just here to try to tweet through it
JayBee @JBBongrand
1K Followers 2K Following CG animator&rigger by day. Programmer and designer by night. Gaming lover all the way.
Echosmith @echosmith
163K Followers 585 Following ↓↓ Our〚self-titled〛album is OUT NOW!! The See You Tonight Tour is On Sale Now!
Cornell Lab @CornellBirds
109K Followers 395 Following A world leader in the study, appreciation, and conservation of birds and biodiversity. | We’ve been “tweeting” since 1915. | Try our free @MerlinBirdID app.
Sarah Kogler @weatherchaser5
5K Followers 2K Following BS Atmospheric Science - Ohio State, Meteorologist, Storm Chaser, Structure Hipster, Photographer and lover of all things travel. Grand Optimist, Thalassophile
Kiera Please @Kieraplease
196K Followers 1K Following i just do stuff 🐛 @PBComics @PrettyBizarreco [email protected] 💌
Extremely Country @DarrinEvans
771 Followers 3K Following According to a lady that attended one of my a11y trainings and hit Reply All by accident, I'm “a charismatic weirdo". 🏋🏿♀️ 🏊🏾♂️
Club Shay Shay @ClubShayShay
150K Followers 53 Following We do somethin b4 2 somethin. Unc @shannonsharpe is serving up hot L's & weekly episodes with the biggest names in sports & entertainment.
New Dangerfield @new_dangerfield
398 Followers 11 Following A new Black string band. 🪕: @traywellington // 🪕: @kaiakater // 🎻: @forked_queer // 🐂🎻@bassic_nelson
Snapp Automotive @snappautomotive
758 Followers 21 Following In-car software sucks, we're here to fix that. We've build SnappOS, a world-class infotainment system for a fraction of the cost and development time.
Frasier D&D @FrasierDnD
23K Followers 6 Following Tell me how you want to do this. I’m listening. (CREATOR: @Bencompetence) (LIVESTREAM: https://t.co/31ItFXwDzW) (CONTACT: [email protected])
Strike Force Five @StrikeForceFive
15K Followers 11 Following A podcast hosted by @StephenAtHome, @JimmyFallon, @JimmyKimmel, @SethMeyers & @IamJohnOliver. All proceeds go to support their out of work staffs.
Simone Brownlee Gray @SNBrownlee
3K Followers 470 Following I just talk to myself on here. I’m more fun on Instagram/YouTube: SNBrownlee
TierZoo @TierZoo
126K Followers 1K Following Wildlife ecology and evolutionary biology videos through the lens of gaming
Joe Song @ijoosong
5K Followers 98 Following - SDM @ Expedia (we're hiring sdes!) - Husband of @cassidoo - Eater of food - Follower of Christ - @Dota2 makes me salty :(
Cassidy @cassidoo
183K Followers 846 Following Making memes, dreams, & software! CTO @brainstoryai, married to @ijoosong. Sign up for my newsletter for tech news, coding practice, jokes, + more! She/Her ✝️
Amie Wheeler @MimiRitZ244
2K Followers 194 Following I’m a PNW Landscape & Portrait photographer, Living in Washington state. If you like what you see, help me succeed by following my page & liking my work 📸😎
Andrew McCalip @andrewmccalip
67K Followers 887 Following Building space capsules and robots @vardaspace. Building silly stuff @ https://t.co/UQ3XclTUSF Former: Co-Founder Cosine Additive, acquired by GE
Nick Zentner @GeologyNick
4K Followers 2K Following I teach geology at Central Washington University.
Hot Mess Express @HMENonprofit
118 Followers 5 Following Hot Mess Express is a nonprofit organization that gives women a fresh start by cleaning and organizing their homes. @girlsamepodcast
WSDOT North @wsdot_north
16K Followers 883 Following Official WSDOT account for traffic info in Whatcom/Skagit/Island counties. Monitored 7 a.m. - 3 p.m. Mon-Fri. Call 911 to report road hazards.
Kat Tsai @Chuwenjie
230K Followers 2K Following Artist of color, light, & atmosphere /🇹🇼 🇺🇸/ Currently visdev on Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse 🕷 / contact: [email protected]
Amanda Silver @amandaksilver
27K Followers 5K Following CVP of Developer Division @ Microsoft @code @VisualStudio @TypeScript @dotnet @JavaAtMicrosoft @Azure @AzureDevOps @OpenAtMicrosoft 🌈☁️
Nerdy Jobs @nerdyjobsshow
131 Followers 9 Following We're exploring the most exciting careers in STEM! 🤓 Watch us on YouTube! Hosted by @ravenscimaven.
Darryl Cook Jr. @Darryl_Cook
364 Followers 591 Following Father, husband, rapper, coder, thinker, AI enthusiast, and Saints fan
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Martin Fowler @martinfowler
355K Followers 221 Following Author on Software Development. Works for Thoughtworks. Also hikes, watches theater, and plays modern board games. He/him. @[email protected]
David Fowler @davidfowl
131K Followers 1K Following Distinguished Engineer at Microsoft on .NET, Creator of NuGet, SignalR and https://t.co/PiydKAsC8g Core, Barbadian 🇧🇧, Tennis Player, Father, other half @symonefowler
Mackenzie Gerringer @megerringer
800 Followers 391 Following Deep-sea physiology and ecology. PhD in Marine Biology. Assistant Professor at SUNY Geneseo.
Study Hall @GoStudyHall
4K Followers 31 Following @ASU and @TheCrashCourse are helping learners like you navigate their education path. Count on Study Hall to guide you to and through college!
Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy
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58K Followers 8K Following Developer Advocate @Google ☁️ & recovering musical theatre girl 👩💻🎭🎶 prev: @Microsoft 📎 Former child, current meme sommelier ✨🖼️
Wheels @wheeler244
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248K Followers 1K Following We manage & protect fish & wildlife, along with their habitats, while also growing a community of hunters & anglers, partnering with those who love the outdoors
Louis Fouché @LouisFouche
1K Followers 812 Following Saxophonist w/ @colbertlateshow @eddiepalmieri @elsonidosolar. Producer, Composer, Arranger. MIT-trained engineer & cofounder of MOSTEC (now MITES Semester)
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12K Followers 1K Following Designer, artist, maker. Remote resident for Bantam Tools. YouTube: https://t.co/x8ilL5jM2T Banner art by @kevinblanzy she/her
Had such an amazing visit with the students, parents, and teachers of Edmonds Heights yesterday. Got to meet some amazingly creative and hilarious Dungeon Masters, players, and most importantly, READERS! They made me feel like a total rock star!
evergreen tweet: running businesses is hard, actually
Now allow pot smoking and provide a competitive wage and the US will rule the cyberspace.
The federal government is removing degree requirements from the entire 2210 series of USG IT jobs (almost 100k positions), @ONCD announced today as part of an event on skills-based hiring for cyber jobs. whitehouse.gov/oncd/briefing-… Multiple companies also made commitments.
I just listened to Euphoria. We, the lightskin delegation, offer Drake up for trade in the next racial draft
An Army Colonel just told one of his staff members to stop reading the slides to the audience during a CVTC. He said, "I am quite certain all the participants can read." I am going to buy this Colonel a beer or dinner or both.
Noooooo my cat ate a half stick of butter ahhhh
BREAKING: The DEA is poised to drop cannabis from schedule 1 to schedule 3. apnews.com/article/mariju…
Seems a lot of folks don’t know that bucket names show up by default in the Certificate Transparency logs.
So apparently if someone knows / guesses the name of your S3 bucket - even if it's private (!) - they can just bankrupt you by sending infinite PUT requests and there is nothing you can do about it. > requests get rejected > but AWS still counts it as a write operation against…
@BrentonPoke @aeyakovenko The irony. Tesla in California is not a union shop. BYD in California is a union shop. 🙂🙃 m.youtube.com/watch?v=DeYXFj…
🤡 Elon firing Rebecca Tinucci (Tesla Exec, Supercharger network), and saying "Ill do this myself! How hard could it be?" Would be like Elon firing Robin Wheeler (Twitter Ad Sales Exec), and saying "I'll sell the Ads myself! How hard could it be?"
@aeyakovenko (Ugh! Me about to give more free strategy away on this hellsite! Other billionaires pay me for this!) Yes. Tesla should give up chasing margin on silly Cybertrucks, and focus on service revenue from their charging network. They should let BYD in, to grow the super low end.
This is Imperial Wizard Billy Snuffer of the Rebel Brigade Knights. I met with him a few times before this picture was taken. But on this day he was attending a court hearing for a fellow Klan member. As we were talking in front of the court house a crowd was drawing near that…
what i dont understand is how people that raise $100M+ can't figure out how to get someone like @MKBHD to give feedback on their products _before_ they release them? do they just only surround themselves with people that are unable or uninterested in saying anything crit-- oh.
If you build your infrastructure without an extraction plan, you are trapping yourself. If you don’t think that’s a problem, go back and look at Broadcom’s strategy for VMWare and get back to me.
The Serverless cliff. Proprietary platforms are ok, but make sure you have a migration path, even if it's not perfect. You can hedge your bets by using platforms backed by open standards, think email and SMTP. Enjoy the initial benefits but don't get trapped by them.
There was another catch-and-kill: when Bill Barr told Manhattan not to investigate because the feds were, and then he sat on the investigation for a year and did nothing. Bill Barr caught and killed the federal prosecution of trump.
@Badlands75 I'm not saying that MKBHD should cover politics. I'm saying that the skills that he demonstrates in the tech reviewer domain, are what great journalists demonstrate in the journalism domain. If we had more of that, then the news would be more useful to more people.
Imagine if MKBHD didn't just review gadgets. Imagine if he reviewed public policy. Imagine if he asked tough questions of politicians, just like he asks tough questions of CEOs. Imagine if he compared policy outcomes, to campaign promises. That's what the news is supposed to be!
NEW VIDEO - Rabbit R1: Barely Reviewable youtu.be/ddTV12hErTc This is the pinnacle of a trend that's been annoying for years: Delivering barely finished products to win a "race" and then continuing to build them after charging full price. Games, phones, cars, now AI in a box
Ok because all the men i follow are cool and unique, what’s your favorite bird?
Are there any men out there who have a favorite bird that is not an eagle? Every single man I have ever asked said "eagle".
@elchefe Lambda is great when you don’t have users. When you get users it gets expensive, but it’s hard to transition to persistent compute because your architecture is, well, lambdas.
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