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@guyatthediner Both fight scenes felt like when you’re trying to fight in a dream
@rteee1112 @amelia_tweetz When you own a house you use your money to fix your toilet, when you rent the landlord uses your money to fix his toilet
@lebronlebrisket @undeadpinko These guys are like a dog chasing a car. “You look like someone I’d like to know.” How do you know that? Do you have common interests? Do they make you laugh? Why should they want to know you? They’re so worried about looks they don’t understand connection is part of attraction.
@HungryyBurgerr Its fucked up how the American revolution achieved all of its goals and resulted in a functional and prosperous society, my imaginary future revolution where everything will go my way will be better
@HungryyBurgerr @ColeSandick It wasn’t historically progressive because the founding fathers didn’t all kill each over minor differences in their crank economic views then turn the country over to an authoritarian dictator
@XCosmicOutlawX Do they have to wipe their own asses too? Stop identifying with being an “avoidant person” and go put the energy you defend being a shitty friend with into your interpersonal relationships
@XCosmicOutlawX It means suddenly you don’t have a problem with avoidance when it’s something important to you that you know won’t put up with that behavior but when it’s just your friends who will put up with it you take them for granted.
@XCosmicOutlawX If your dream job called you tomorrow I bet you’d pick up that phone pretty quick
@andyetyoulive @Peterisrandom Ok but 90% of people are just diagnosing their ex who wasn’t that into them with it
@CraigNorwalk @Peterisrandom Now she’s raw dogging some else while you’re researching attachment styles and trying to get her back with no contact, good job bro
@CraigNorwalk @Peterisrandom “She ghosted me because I’m too perfect” get a grip, she wasn’t feeling you, this is cope that prevents you from moving on and finding actual love
@DarrinDzik @MeLikesCh33se It feels like he never actually decides one way or the other and his attitude changes from one mission to the next. Also he just gets handed a mansion after one heist and most of his problems are magically solved.
@tonyhawktruther Drove through B a week ago and it was a pretty beautiful and peaceful countryside
@neppy You’ll be so much cooler than everyone when you’re not a millionaire at 68
@HankHeil @pconeill88 @GuyGuy399129004 Life is going to wreck every one of your plans and your fleeting youth but the good news is you can still find happiness in it
Take That Darwin @TakeThatDarwin
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𝔻𝕣. 𝕋𝕠�... @TakeThatToxins
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ModernDino @EvolvedTRex
438 Followers 452 Following just a former T-Rex's account for teasing science deniers.
Ooga Neanderthalensis... @CavemanOoga
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Take That, All Hallow... @TakeThatHistory
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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity
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TakeThatBelief @TTElectricMonk
753 Followers 768 Following Electric Monks believed...saving you what was becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expected you to believe. #TTCoT
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ZombiefiedBob @TrashyToyota
32 Followers 208 Following Trucks, booze, anime, and maybe some science. He/Him
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Death ☠️ @Death_is_final
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Michael Wolfe @The_AtheistWolf
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StopJesus @StopJesus01
2K Followers 2K Following Blind faith in ancient fairy tales?. The Bible disproves itself. Blocked by @joelosteen & @aigkenham
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Paint Voices @PaintSomething
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The NonSequitur Show @thenonseq
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carfireon355 @carfireon355
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no one of consequence @JustinGlenn
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Lo @lolzomed
156 Followers 2K Following Scientist interested in global health and immunology. Mostly lurk on here now and rarely tweet.
Zane Hatter 2 @ZaneHatter
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Avid Atheist @Uncle_Jebus
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Jeffrey Rubinoff @QuietJeffR
505 Followers 2K Following Middle aged American living in Europe. Tabletop RPG geek. Golden Age mystery reader. Studied Anthropology, so of course am a software tech writer now.
Take That Darwin @TakeThatDarwin
16K Followers 408 Following If evolution is true, then why are there still monkeys? Because they've adapted well to their ecological niche. He/him, but I'm not picky.
ModernDino @EvolvedTRex
438 Followers 452 Following just a former T-Rex's account for teasing science deniers.
Ooga Neanderthalensis... @CavemanOoga
842 Followers 987 Following Ooga am thawed out caveman who am living in scary modern world. Blocked by Dinesh D'Souza, Ken Hamm, Jacob Wohl, Jack Posobiec, Michael Savage, Mike Huckabee
Take That, All Hallow... @TakeThatHistory
2K Followers 893 Following Cogito ergo bibamus. Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it -George Santayana - #TTCoT Non-PoC supporting the resistance #enough
ZombiefiedBob @TrashyToyota
32 Followers 208 Following Trucks, booze, anime, and maybe some science. He/Him
Justin Jackson @ThisJustyn_
85K Followers 2K Following My Life In Color. Bienvenue Artist | Creator | Student Ex-NFL Lions | Chargers
Chapo Trap House @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE
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Pepperonis unite @PepperonisUnite
20 Followers 157 Following A sad visage of flesh, resembling a mockery of the human form. Tha actual guy in your MFA. UNCG.
50cent @50cent
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Don Hughes @getfiscal
92K Followers 2K Following Podcast @youcantwinpod • Mentions set to mutuals (email me if necessary). • Check out my linktree/site for articles and such.
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The Age of Napoleon @AgeofNapoleon
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Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
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Decipiatur @AngelofScience
645 Followers 635 Following I am Decipiatur, Angel of the Lord, servant to the Archangel Raphael. I'm the angel responsible for cloaking the mystery of God's work in mundane phenomena.
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Chloro Queen @TakeThatChem
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Scott Kelly @StationCDRKelly
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ContentPending @ContentPending
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TheAtheistEnglishman @AthEngMan
262 Followers 255 Following On a long enough timeline the survival probability of anyone drops to zero. Ultimate equality.
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