Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf
Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class. Joined August 2018-
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I'm leaving Twitter. This X crap is not what I signed up for. I'm met wonderful people around here and I'm happy for that. Hopefully we'll meet in other spaces. Love you all!
The premiere of Order of the Phoenix, me and my brother went dressed up as Death Eaters. Ppl actually took pictures with us which was very weird.
The premiere of Order of the Phoenix, me and my brother went dressed up as Death Eaters. Ppl actually took pictures with us which was very weird.
My colleagues have already got they rejection/acceptance emails for a Very Cool Conference we all want to attend and I haven't. So, of course I'm checking my email every 30 seconds or so.
Word of the day is ‘ingordigious’ (17th century): motivated primarily by greed.
Welcome to another round of am I exhausted or is it the flu?
I feel kinda weird using twitter at work now that it has the new logo. It feels as if I had a p0rn site open or something like that.
In addition to mandatory training, we have a suite of optional training modules you can engage and be assessed upon. Think of it as a streaming series to get you through the writer’s strike.
There should be a special circle in h€ll for people who cancel meetings 1 minute before they are supposed to start.
Monday, the kids are on holiday, I have tons of work. Yay.
I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
My new single “We Are The Champions/We Will Rock You'' is out now! Stream wherever you get your music 🎶 dolly.lnk.to/WATCWWRY
Why not all shoes are slippers or sneakers? WHY??
Not to brag, but inspired by @SeasonedAcadem1 I went to bed at 9 pm and woke up at 7 am. It was awesome!
There should be a non-traditional-skills section on CVs Like, I am great at finding academic events with free food. What are you good at?
I just spent an hour writing a very detailed email to a student expleining why did they fail my class. Will they...
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@SarcasmProf Dang, thanks for your spot on acerbic wit!
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I would rather never see Beyond the Spiderverse then have the people who make it placed under wild horrific crunch and not receive due fair compensation for it.
#BeyondTheSpiderVerse has been delayed indefinitely
Unbelievable story: a friend’s dog went missing 6 years ago. The family searched every shelter in the area and nothing. Eventually they came to terms with the fact that the dog was gone. Last week they got a call from a shelter in L.A. and THE DOG WAS THERE. Dog was microchipped.
They had just returned from a trip abroad. But they drove 4 hours to the shelter and sure enough, the dog acted like he’d been gone 6 minutes. My friend and her family still can’t believe it. This is definitely a @dog_rates story for Top 5 dogs of the week!
Sometimes the writing comes so easily that I figure it must be crap. Sometimes the writing comes out in fits and spurts so I figure it must be crap.
Word of the day is ‘ingordigious’ (17th century): motivated primarily by greed.
What is going on here?
Marmots dancing in the street.. 😅
Oil companies brought in $200 billion in profit last year. Yet the prices at the pump and on our utility bills remain high. “That, ladies and gentleman, is what we call the oil cartel.”