Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee
Mrs. @Bonz50 has won second place in several essay contests. Sentient cactus emoji. Believes that Doc Hollywood (1991) is the blueprint of all good film/tv. Phoenix, AZ Joined September 2020-
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@1929stockcrash a quick look at her bio and tweets and....wow. these texts are tame compared to what else she's been up to lol
@GovernorAnne at least all his most popular songs have already happened, meaning she likely owns half of all of that 🩷
@mcflurry_slut @scotjs they're telling you they're only offering one roll of toilet paper. you really think that kitchen is going to be stocked with usable cookware? are you planning on bringing your own pan, because you might have to
and if you're trying to make a larger point about "tradwives" I wonder if positioning your main character as rotten to the core from the beginning is the best way to do it? Because it more becomes about "what if an evil person did this" instead of "this is bad in itself"
It was fine, but I think it would have been a lot more interesting if the narrator were 1) some sort of actual religion (instead of some weird mashup?) and 2) not a complete sociopath. I mean, sociopath is fun too, but sometimes you want to watch the nice girl break bad ya know
just finished Yesteryear, the book that answers the question (that no one was asking?) "what if Amazing Amy from Gone Girl were a tradwife influencer?"
@GovernorAnne also probably hard to exude the right "Before He Cheats" energy in front of Trump and Hegseth now that I think of it
we need to lock taylor jenkins reid in a room until she can fictionally get to the bottom of this
One tiny little detail I noticed is that although mel b is VERY open about her multiple sexual encounters with geri, she subtly but explicitly kinda leaves out the seriousness of their “relationship” …-
seeing a lot of Sex and the City discourse back in the feed, always welcome, here's a new thought: Trey MacDougal probably was an incredibly shitty doctor right
@SENORTHEGOAT @DavidoPolice Giant heavy boots on uneven ground 🤷♀️
@matt75940176 @ctschwerin @bankertobuilder @FreddyLA7 Haven't been to Dallas but Houston might have us in Phoenix beat on the sprawl front - something about the flatness of the terrain really adds to the endlessness. we've got a few hills, at least! (I like both places, though)
@GovernorAnne i'm kind of surprised carrie underwood hasn't gone over to that side; American Idol contract must be ironclad
My trick that I'll share: none of the companies can beat Mint Mobile, tell them you're on Mint Mobile. (Also, consider Mint Mobile, works great and it's $250/yr)
Costco needs to get rid of the AT&T people. Sir, I'm here to buy 8 pounds of chicken wings, 600 paper plates, and a years supply of oil for my truck, not be harassed about changing my phone plan.
i really don't have all that many needs
monogamous people are so weird to me. like you genuinely think one person is going to meet all your needs? or are you fine only having some of your needs met just so you dont have to be alone?
I’ve stayed out of this long enough. I am an American and this looks tasty to me. I like all those things. Yes my 23andMe came back 99.97% British Isles why do you ask
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
@JulianKJarboe I believe he doesn’t cheat on her bc he just seems so old and tired after they marry. Like a plot point in movie 2 is that he doesn’t want to leave the apartment. Where’s he going to find an affair
I always thought the point of the lyric was that she’d go out with all his friends, but tell hers that he was gay (and not interested in women) so he couldn’t do the same. Never thought it was just “lol gay” - it works within the song’s logic
someone needs to tell taylor we’re all cool with the original picture to burn lyrics like nobody is gonna get mad at you girl
A rare Good For Him
Keke Palmer and Sean Evans spotted at dinner together last night.
I taught in one of these for 2 years and it ruled, I got to control my own AC and heat
There is a particular subset of Millenials who feel "lost to time" because they were born at the precise moment where their entire time in Elementary, Middle, and High School was spent in these temp classrooms while their younger siblings had a normal life in the new buildings.
Well this explains the spacex valuation perfectly. They need all those pennies to get to space
Explaining and contextualizing extreme wealth is difficult. Same for distance in space between celestial objects. This graphic in the WSJ manages to do a poor job of both. The moon is about 100x further from the earth than this.
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