Ronny @RonJock

Blue Turtle state of mind Joined November 2009

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josh @joshypooper

a week ago

did you hear about the guy who dunked his balls in glitter? pretty nuts

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tasman @lildorothy_

a week ago

Hang in there man it gets so much worse

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McDonald's @McDonalds

a week ago

“we have food at home” ok we also have unresolved family drama at home

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Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins

3 weeks ago

A tourist was seriously injured Friday evening after being thrown 8 feet into the air by a bull bison in Yellowstone National Park. Professional photographer Mike Macleod filmed the incident and said the bison was "angry, agitated and charging anything and everything." (No audio)

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brian @brianonhere

3 months ago

Damn — that’s what i purchase my stuff with!

Hedgeye @Hedgeye

3 months ago

The U.S. Dollar has lost 30% of its purchasing power over the last six years

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Todd Spence @Todd_Spence

3 months ago

Someone put audio from CASINO over Looney Tunes and its perfect 🔥😂

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Rob Carpenter @RobCarpenter

9 months ago

(Start with the cheapest solution first... 😂) Like truck drivers, there is a SKILLED diesel tech shortage. (Skilled is the key word for both. We have plenty of dock bumpers and oil changers.) 👉65.5% of shops are understaffed, with 19.3% of tech positions unfilled. 👉Tech schools currently supply just 10k techs per year 👉61.8% of new diesel techs are hired W/O formal training 👉30% are unqualified in essential skill areas. If you can't maintain and keep equipment running, the world stops.

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PRØFESSØR T. Djenkins @troy_and_an_AK

11 months ago

Your body is essentially an air-cooled shit pump.

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Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster

11 months ago

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

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Breaking911 @Breaking911

11 months ago

BREAKING: Beloved Providence Judge Frank Caprio, known for his empathy for defendants, dead at 88 after battle with cancer R.I.P., sir. 🫡

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Ronny @RonJock

12 months ago

@orangecut8 Tech deck quarter pipe

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Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta

a year ago

Mike Rowe: “We’ve been telling kids for 15 years to learn to code.” “Well, AI is coming for the coders.” “It’s not coming for the welders, the plumbers, the steamfitters, the pipefitters, the HVAC, or the electricians.” “In Aspen, I sat and listened to Larry Fink say we need 500,000 electricians in the next couple of years—not hyperbole.” “The BlueForge Alliance, who oversees our maritime industrial base—that’s 15,000 individual companies who are collectively charged with building and delivering nuclear-powered subs to the Navy … calls and says, we’re having a hell of a time finding tradespeople. Can you help?” “I said, I don’t know, man … how many do you need? He says, 140,000.” “These are our submarines. Things go hypersonic, a little sideways with China, Taiwan, our aircraft carriers are no longer the point of the spear. They’re vulnerable.” “Our submarines matter, and these guys have a pinch point because they can’t find welders and electricians to get them built.” “The automotive industry needs 80,000 collision repair and technicians.” “Energy, I don’t even know what the number is, I hear 300,000, I hear 500,000.” “There is a clear and present freakout going on right now. I’ve heard from six governors in the last six months. I’ve heard from the heads of major companies.” @mikeroweworks