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Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012

I am running for President. Of the United States. Thanks for touching my Twitter. Joined October 2011
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Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012

14 years ago

@adamjosephtweet my cinco de mayo was awesome de tequila, molestation and policia. My Spanish is amaaaaazing...

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Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012

14 years ago

Did anyone like tonight's episode? Rewinding it and watching it again. My fav part was when I was in it...and by it, I mean your mom.

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Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012

14 years ago

@Nizmond - indica, duh. I have two. Hundred.

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Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012

14 years ago

The 150th episode! And it's my best one yet!!! Jeff Fischer you are awesome. I'm going to touch you under your pants now!

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Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012

14 years ago

You think the other candidates are nuts? I'll show you nuts. vine.co/v/bITTEzgWauQ @shortyawards

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American Dad @AmericanDadTV

14 years ago

.@RogerSmith2012 is a Shorty Award finalist in the Best Use of Social Media for Television category. Congrats! -- fox.tv/ZQPnPh

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Shorty Awards @shortyawards

14 years ago

Congrats #NonHuman finalists @BensonTheWanted @BorisMalik_ @RogerSmith2012 @TheFuckingCat @DustyDaCat @SarcasticRover bit.ly/WxutH6

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Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012

14 years ago

Last day to vote, people. I'm not saying ill kill myself if I lose, I'm just saying I hope your conscience is clean. shortyawards.com/RogerSmith2012

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Andrés @Sotura

14 years ago

I nominate @RogerSmith2012 for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because he doesn't look any fat with those pants

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Angélica Magali @angelica_magali

14 years ago

I nominate @rogersmith2012 for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because he´s better than a menudo song shortyawards.com/?category=nonh…

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Alex Ray @StngRay27

14 years ago

I nominate @rogersmith2012 for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because he is my president! shortyawards.com/?category=nonh…

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Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012

14 years ago

"We are all citizens!" Yes! Wait, no. I'm not. I don't think I am. So screw this. #SOTU

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(((Chris)))) @ComedyIsTherapy

14 years ago

I nominate @RogerSmith2012 for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because...HE BRIBED ME WITH MORE BOOZE!! lol shortyawards.com/?category=nonh…

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Michael Beaudry @msty8955

14 years ago

I nominate @RogerSmith2012 for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman cause he's an alien with more id's than David Bowie (and funnier too!) #sorrydave

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Emmétt @Evil_Gotenks

14 years ago

I nominate @rogersmith2012 for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because... We bought tequila and he kept it for himself shortyawards.com/?category=nonh…

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Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012

14 years ago

Question: If I can't wait 7 hours to vote, when do I get my apps organized? #SOTU

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Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012

14 years ago

And you shall NOT be denied the right to vote tonight, my friends... fox.tv/TXWwe1

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Emmétt @Evil_Gotenks

14 years ago

I nominate @RogerSmith2012 for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because... We sang a J-Lo duet together in matching hot pants

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