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Silicon Valley was so close to being called "Erlich Bachman's home for peculiar children"
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Had some conversations with Elon and he says I’m in the top 420 for the job if it becomes available. Just waiting for my Opium Den liaison and Kim Jung-un to return my reference request.
Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
Remember the name Jacob McClean, because he moved in next door and I’m terrible with names. Thanks
Are you allowed to have a pet in prison?
Mr. @elonmusk, from one billionaire to another (Bing it), I’d recommend diversifying and purchasing Aviato and PiedPiper. I have many other ventures baking in my incubator that I’d love to run by you. Let’s grab some @PhilzCoffee (on you) and chat
To be crystal clear, I am @nottjmiller nor have I have ever claimed not to be @nottjmiller
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
Erlich Bachman retweeted
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