Revolving_Door_Admin @RAD_is_awesome
Mocking Revolving Door Admins who suck-up to board members and any admin on a higher rung. Shifting the paradigm through egregious use of acronyms and eduspeak. amazon.com/dp/B08DC3ZG2B/… Changes every 2-3 years. Started in the Midwest and spreading like a virus. Joined November 2017-
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Pro tip for new teachers: Please don't ask for my help regarding any behavior-issue students. "Asking for help is a sign of poor classroom management practices," and will definitely not get you reelected.
At the final senior assembly, a number of students and teachers burst into laughter when I stated that, "You need to earn your way to graduation and there won't be any last-minute bailouts." I can't imagine why they'd be laughing...
I'm looking forward to this scene from the remake of Aliens when the superintendent and executive cabinet explain to Ripley that what happened on the Nostromo was a direct result of not following the RTI matrix. I mean, did she even try to offer more reward tokens?
As we begin our annual testing, please send me the strategies you intend to use to motivate our students to do well. You are encouraged to purchase prizes to give to your students to help with the motivational process.
We've hired a motivational speaker to get our students excited about state testing. Their 45-minute presentation will shift the students' test-taking paradigm, and all for the low-low price equivalent to one month of your salary. How do they do it for so cheap?
Pro tip for new teachers: It's the time of the year when admin plays the game of "Dangling the Job Carrot." We'll tell you that we might need you next year even though you were rif'd, but won't respond or contact you until we have a position we need to fill.
wsbtv.com/news/local/hen… "[A]ssistant principal wrote a note to her telling her not to give students grades less than 60, even if they didn’t turn in any work." Let's hope the board did the right thing and promoted that AP to a central-office administrative position.
Pro tip for future revolving-door administrators: A discipline policy with consequences for teachers who send students to the office is the best way to reduce the number of referrals and suspensions.
The teachers focusing on the negatives need to do a better job of remembering their 'why'.
Yes, I know that the parent's version of what happened contradicted the student's version, but it's just easier to side with them than it is for me to support you.
Memo to PE Teacher: Please find a way to assess your students that doesn't include field activities. A number of students have complained that the outdoor activities have caused them to get their shoes dirty.
Baseball Coach: Please tell your players and visiting players not to hit homeruns over the right-field fence. People ignoring the posted warning signs and parking there during games are complaining that their cars are getting hit, thanks!
To better put our students first, the superintendent and executive cabinet have decided to no longer hire EduCelebrities. Instead, the money will go towards necessities for student learn... lmao, I can't finish this one, my sides are splitting! I mean, can you imagine?
Major technological expenditures for school sites by the board and superintendent will no longer be about their photo op with the local media, but instead will focus on the educational needs of our students.
Instead of using the evaluation process to create an array of 'gotcha' moments to be used against the teacher, administration will now use the process to become more informed and provide what's needed to improve the learning environment.
The ass. sup. of curriculum concluded that their lack of teaching experience in your department's subject and grade level could result in curriculum changes that aren't best for our students and has decided to include teachers in the decision-making process.
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Pro tip for new teachers: Please don't ask for my help regarding any behavior-issue students. "Asking for help is a sign of poor classroom management practices," and will definitely not get you reelected.
@RAD_is_awesome Don’t ask for help and remember ….. whatever happens is YOUR fault!
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Pro tip for new teachers: Please don't ask for my help regarding any behavior-issue students. "Asking for help is a sign of poor classroom management practices," and will definitely not get you reelected.
@RAD_is_awesome This isn't a joke. It's basically a policy.
especially at Independent schools like Latin School of Chicago
Pro tip for new teachers: Please don't ask for my help regarding any behavior-issue students. "Asking for help is a sign of poor classroom management practices," and will definitely not get you reelected.
@RAD_is_awesome This happened to me ha hahaha. I lost the class I was teaching to the Prinpals buddy
@RAD_is_awesome I want them to ask so it doesn’t get out of control but I also don’t understand the lack of self-worth of some new teachers who let students walk all over them and talk while they’re instructing, etc.
@ellejay_nc @RAD_is_awesome That doesn't happen here. Everyone in the graduating year gets to walk across that stage in cap and gown, whether they earned it (passed/graduated) or not.
@tahoesorensen @RAD_is_awesome I tell mine that they’re making a deal with the devil and grin
@RAD_is_awesome Were you speaking into a band of money at the time?
Absolutely Spot On. Admins Are Famously Spineless and Live In Fear of Parents. They Are Beneath Contempt.
At the final senior assembly, a number of students and teachers burst into laughter when I stated that, "You need to earn your way to graduation and there won't be any last-minute bailouts." I can't imagine why they'd be laughing...
@RAD_is_awesome And we wonder why so many students have to take remedial classes in college.... but it's not our problem... we've bailed them out of hs...
@RAD_is_awesome They'll be crying when they don't walk across that stage
@RAD_is_awesome Setting up your plausible deniability (“I’m SHOCKED to find out grade inflation is going on in this establishment!”) Smart!