The Modest Teacher @ModestTeacher
Helping to improve education one snarky tweet at a time. A school near you Joined August 2019-
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The most annoying fans at a high school game are the ones that do a running narrative of every play so they can let everyone know how much more they know than the coach.
Btw, this is how kids feel when you punish the whole class because a couple kids won’t stop talking.
Btw, this is how kids feel when you punish the whole class because a couple kids won’t stop talking.
If assignments are submitted online I could see this being true. But who is sorting their paper assignments alphabetically before grading them???
If assignments are submitted online I could see this being true. But who is sorting their paper assignments alphabetically before grading them???
Today’s Lesson Plans: Listen to Taylor’s new album and write a 2 page, double-spaced reflection essay.
I’ve said this recently…an anti-tech education revolution is coming.
I’ve said this recently…an anti-tech education revolution is coming.
The 5 Cs for becoming a great teacher: Care about kids Form a connection with kids Master your content Deliver the curriculum Critique their learning and reteach.
I’d like to introduce Assistant Principal Caitlin Clark.
Did the movie, “Shallow Hal” teach you nothing?!
Did the movie, “Shallow Hal” teach you nothing?!
I think there’s a misunderstanding by some teachers on here that having a teaching degree magically makes you a “master teacher.”
Does anyone find it ironic that some teachers will complain about working outside of their contract hours but then expect students to do homework at home?
What if teachers broke down game film like football coaches? Imagine if each week you reviewed at least one hour of class “game film.” I think that would go a long way to improving teaching.
Thoughts?
Student apathy is driven, in large part, by the fact that students find what we teach irrelevant and obsolete. Agree or disagree?
Some teachers won’t want to hear this but, “Grace” is often simply an excuse to not hold students accountable.
Universal school vouchers but not Universal Pre-K? Even weirder.
Universal school vouchers but not Universal Pre-K? Even weirder.
Don’t forget that the best PD may be talking to the teacher down the hallway.
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@RepJoshHurlbert All you did was defund access to birth control, cancer screenings, STI testing, and other services for poor women. You people are genuinely the worst
Don’t inject bleach. And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.
Four years ago today, Trump told Americans to inject bleach on national television
@ModestTeacher One reason I stopped going to the games.
@ModestTeacher The ones that bitch about every call that doesn’t go their way.
@ModestTeacher I was at a track meet and the dads next to me were reliving their middle and high school track glory days while admonishing their children for not performing well. One guy asked me what my events were in track and I said “I was in the spring musical”.
@ModestTeacher I grew up in the US. High school sports are taken far too seriously (I do understand that for some kids they’re an opportunity to get a scholarship). Australia does better - HS sports are mostly about playing with friends and there is almost no media coverage.
@ModestTeacher Lesson 2. No one needs to listen to your thoughts aloud. Too many people have failed that lesson. Lesson 1. Silence is pretty cool if you learn to pay attention to it.
@ModestTeacher Imagine being a head coaches wife and hearing that crap!!
@ModestTeacher When students ask me about my high school athletic career, I say the following: "I lettered in soccer. Was an all star at left bench and have the splinters to prove it." And: "I also lettered in wrestling. My weight class? Tackling dummy." Some get it and laugh, some don't.🤷♂️😀
Also true for some Orlando City fans.
I am reminded of @ToddWhitaker . Set your policies with BEST in mind.
Btw, this is how kids feel when you punish the whole class because a couple kids won’t stop talking.
@ModestTeacher Except usually I see the kids mouth move and hear their voice coming out and then they tell me they weren’t talking 🤣
This would have been a perfect Seinfeld clip with George Costanza being the fan that got the Yankees manager ejected
Volume up. Aaron Boone gets ejected in 1st inning, mics pick up everything between him and ump. Tremendous audio here.
The love we receive from the Lord is the force that transforms our lives and enables us to love. We are able to love only because He has loved us, because He pours His own Spirit of holiness into our hearts. His Love heals and transforms us.
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Except every small college coach in the country since recruiting began 😂
Mark Pope has been personally picking up and taking recruits to the airport this weekend for visits I don’t think I have ever heard of a coach doing this before
@ModestTeacher Just another made-up issue for someone to whine about.