Samuel Pfieffe @PfieffeSamuel
I hope I've grown, doubt I have, and still post cat pictures. Oklahoma, USA Joined March 2021-
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Dear theists, If I told you that I have evidence for my Holy, Flying Elephant with five legs, six trunks and seven willies, would you take me seriously? No? Nor do I take your claim of Biblical/Quranic god seriously: both claims are ridiculous, evidence-lacking, manmade,…
Your god isn't real. Stop using it for your poor behavior.
Legends of LeGaia from Playstation.
Yes. It's a LOT of space. You can still disappear out there if you want.
Yes. It's a LOT of space. You can still disappear out there if you want.
Would you ever relocate to Texas? 🧐
Sooo my sister's abusive ex now understands that dislocated shoulders hurt. Don't know how he figured that out, but he apologized for the pain he caused my family. No reason he told me, but I guess he quickly developed a sense of regret during our previous conversation.
Wake up to the 30lb house cat tapping your nose, cuddle him and the "kitten" then open the carrier so the rooster and geese can help me unleash the flock, get coffee, more, more, water gardens, feed the flock, nap with the goslings.
Wake up to the 30lb house cat tapping your nose, cuddle him and the "kitten" then open the carrier so the rooster and geese can help me unleash the flock, get coffee, more, more, water gardens, feed the flock, nap with the goslings. https://t.co/0Tzf45sDFz
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No one would have laughed if he'd have sewn her vagina closed or cut off her tit and threw it in the microwave. This is like making prison rape jokes. Disgusting and shameful.
And here's @StephenKing as a goblin demon picking banjo.
And here's @StephenKing as a goblin demon picking banjo. https://t.co/qbucUCKMpy
Oh, we're playing with ai now?
Behold. A goose! Too late! The other one got you. My . . . No wait. They fell asleep again. They'll have to claim your soul at a later date.
Like infant encephalopathy, lymphoma, oh the catholic rape of young boys, or the Christian right fighting for child marriage, or the nazis belt that praised God, remember, that's what God wants to happen.
Which God loves us? The Hindu or Muslim? If it is Jesus – which version of Jesus, the Roman Catholic, the protestant of the Calvinist?
Which God loves us? The Hindu or Muslim? If it is Jesus – which version of Jesus, the Roman Catholic, the protestant of the Calvinist?
Good on you, fuck those assholes.
The part where JEALOUSY acts like a crybaby and commits genocide on humans is always fun. And when Lilith told Adam to go soak his head, then Adam tattles to God about her not behaving, so she tells big G to sit on it and rotate before she throws deuces and rolls out.
The part where JEALOUSY acts like a crybaby and commits genocide on humans is always fun. And when Lilith told Adam to go soak his head, then Adam tattles to God about her not behaving, so she tells big G to sit on it and rotate before she throws deuces and rolls out.
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@UnrealBluegrass However, if SCOTUS decides Defendant Trump is immune from prosecution then President Biden is essentially cleared to deploy seal team 6. If they decide Trump isn't immune then SC Jack Smith can #LockHimUpAlready Correct?
Please take this as a completely serious warning. If the Supreme Court of the United States gives Trump the immunity he is seeking, America has ended. Even when Trump loses in November, the executive office will be distorted beyond recognition. De facto ,actually de jure,…
What books have you reread the most? Mine are: Pet Sematary The Great Gatsby The Witching Hour (my favorite in the trilogy)
My last question for the (National Tea) day: What’s your favorite tea?
Can we all take a moment to appreciate how perfectly festive my estimated royalties are for today? 💚😚💨
I have never ridden a horse. Have you? Is it something worth doing before I die?
Are you someone that can stay locked in your apt or home for days on end?
What the fuck.
See this guy? He was the Skipper on Gilligan's Island. He was one of the "old guys" on that show. His age? He is only 42. 😐
I am now official a Cemetery Caretaker. I got the job and start Monday.
@PfieffeSamuel What would be a radical change you would enjoy seeing implemented?
due to financial reasons, there will no longer be demons under your bed.
If you went to prison, what would you do with your time?
🤔 Do you get upset if followers don't engage with your posts? 🤔 Saw someone say so yesterday, and I was baffled. That's not how this place works. Be engaging — kind, fun, insightful, whatever — and earn their attention. You're not entitled to it.
I want all manner of horrible things. But I choose not to get them because I respect other people and their autonomy. See, it's not difficult. /8
@PfieffeSamuel There are examples of people who are on the opposite polarities of a cannibalism fetish advertising and hooking up.