Paternity Fraternity @PaternityFrat
A fellowship for new fathers who become brothers. Use hashtag #PatFrat or tweet us your new dad moments (or if you're seeking advice or support) and we'll RT! PaternityFraternity.com Joined May 2017-
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What do you call Ryan Reynolds after he has 3 kids? Mini-Van Wilder @VancityReynolds
Hey @HamillHimself It's my beautiful daughters 14th birthday today! Our star wars baby! How about a happy birthday? #MayThe4thBeWithYou
“Here’s another conversation card - describe what life in the future will be like?” “Snakes.”@PaternityFrat #ToddlerLife #daddaughter
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I'm trying to get my toddler to go to sleep in his crib, he keeps sitting up and smiling at me and then farting. I don't know if I should be angry or proud. #dadlife @PaternityFrat
My toddler has realized that to get out of anything all he needs to say is, “I’m poopin’.” #dadlife @PaternityFrat
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Don't mess with Moms... Just ask @LesleeOrantes or @badwolfacademy... Hell, or Dad's (@PaternityFrat), but especially Mom's.
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@PaternityFrat @MapleLeafs . #proudparentmoment..my 21 month old daughter just said #goleafsgo for 1st time.
Saturday morning brought to you by @Hot_Wheels, @sesamestreet, @ThomasFriends and dinosaurs. #dadlife @PaternityFrat
Urgent Care in Wildwood. Dr: "you may have pink eye, have you been around anyone that is sick?" Me: "my kid is in daycare" Dr: "yep, that explains it" #DadLife @PaternityFrat
Joining the multiple kids club this winter! Any tips on how to survive, dads? #patfrat #dadlife #excited #bringit @PaternityFrat
Just crying at Michael Buble's song "Forever Now". As a parent it hits home hard. #Fatherhood #Parent #Parenting #NewDad @PaternityFrat youtube.com/watch?v=VRvYu5…
"Mom, wherever you are, I need your help!!" thedad.com/pack-of-wild-k…
My 1 year old starts day care in 2 days, how do I inform them that he can be a bit of a dick around nap time? @PaternityFrat #DadLife
@SenecaParkZoo is there a plan to add a changing table to the men's room in the Rocky Coast exhibit or should dads use the existing one in the women's room? @PaternityFrat
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I'm trying to get my toddler to go to sleep in his crib, he keeps sitting up and smiling at me and then farting. I don't know if I should be angry or proud. #dadlife @PaternityFrat
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My toddler has realized that to get out of anything all he needs to say is, “I’m poopin’.” #dadlife @PaternityFrat
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Instead of "Are you still watching?", Netflix should have a "were you ever watching?" option where it summarizes what just happened bc you were in your phone the whole time
@PaternityFrat @MapleLeafs . #proudparentmoment..my 21 month old daughter just said #goleafsgo for 1st time.
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