Preston Shelton @P_Shel3434
don’t take me seriously. Joined December 2015-
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would I suck my own dick if I could? I’ve been jacking off my own dick for like 13 years take a wild guess pal
That’s it... I’m buying a harmonica
You think I give a rats ass?
Ain’t no corona virus that can keep me and @TCrow____ from worshiping God together.
*looks at the clock* 2:30 “Well here in about an hour I’m only gonna be about an hour and a half away from quitting time... and that’s gonna be nice”
Alright. This has officially gone too far.
Alright. This has officially gone too far.
Being a kid is when you love spongebob, being an adult is when you understand squidward
me playing papas pizzeria on coolmath
Listening to “Chop Suey!” In Chick-fil-A’s drive through, let’s hope they don’t spit in my biscuit.
Sorry father I’ll be a little sluggish at work tomorrow, we’ve been watching “The Johnny Cash Show” on tv and I have gotten absolutely out of hand.
“I have a good mind to kick you in the dick!!!” -@Whit_Brooke0 after a MarioKart photo finish on Wario’s Goldmine
“Oh my God, did you know a broom will stand up all by itself.”
Unpopular opinion but your zodiac sign doesn’t have shit to do with your personality or your attitude
*battle born- five finger death punch, playing LOUDLY* @TCrow____ “I’ve gotta get another motorcycle “
Riley Wood @rileywood03
571 Followers 527 Following Jesus is my Lord and Savior | University of Alabama Alum | Sports are the best
yoio @TravisJ87691688
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Braden Lovingood @BradenLovingood
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John Cena @JohnCena
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ab @imaustonbrown
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just jess. @jess2gorjess
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Kendra🖤 @Kendra_mechelle
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Michelle Owens @michelle_owens1
603 Followers 775 Following University of Alabama Alumni, PreK-6 Phys Ed teacher, Speake School, ROLL TIDE ⚾⚽⛳
Holly @HreevesHolly
118 Followers 324 Following
Ragvaldur_tv @Prometheusx25Tv
14 Followers 42 Following {Jordan Smith} •Follow me on Twitch @ Ragvaldur_ •Instagram @Ragvaldur_tv
🪬💫 👁jazzy�.. @applebouttoms
632 Followers 5K Following 🌈😜♍️Ca$h$hitt No Bull$itt Business Owner. Model/Singer/Songwriter /Rapper/Choreography/Dancer/ Follow My Tick Tock @dopeaxxjd333
lex @lexusratliff_
1K Followers 254 Following i’ve got a husband & a toddler, my heart is full, but i am tired 💫
Myles Pettey @mapettey2
15 Followers 47 Following
keeshaaa🌙 @its__keeshaa
56 Followers 307 Following i’m a free-spirited wild child🌻 •aquarius• 🌔🌓🌒🌑🌘🌗🌖
Ben Burnett @benrolltide15
153 Followers 670 Following
courtney mason @courtneymason00
191 Followers 187 Following
Nathasa Gray @GrayNathasa
0 Followers 28 Following am single searching for the right man who is honest, trust, truth,kind, and caring if interested add me on hangout
K•G @GraceKarley
294 Followers 218 Following
Krexm @Krexm_
24 Followers 197 Following casual gamer with a competitive mindset | Duo: @TooBake_ | come hangout in the stream | https://t.co/TWoPvStmog
JeffreySherrill @JeffreySherrill
333 Followers 524 Following
Jorja Quick @JorjaQuick
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Taylor Webb @tay_A_webb
564 Followers 461 Following
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haley brooke @haleyreeves_
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Carly Carroll @carlywhitten_
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Jacob Fields @jsfields1022
338 Followers 354 Following “I have no idea what I’m doing but I know I’m doing it really really well”- Andy Dwyer
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533 Followers 314 Following
Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL
1.3M Followers 304 Following The Official Twitter Account of The University of Alabama Football Team #RollTide
Alabama Athletics @UA_Athletics
490K Followers 331 Following The official Twitter account for The University of Alabama Crimson Tide #RollTide #WhereLegendsAreMade #ChampionshipSchool
Riley Wood @rileywood03
571 Followers 527 Following Jesus is my Lord and Savior | University of Alabama Alum | Sports are the best
Anonymous @YourAnonNews
7.7M Followers 833 Following We are Anonymous, we are legion, we do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. #Anonymous #HackThePlanet
Chasity Golden @cstar_golden12
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BONY @JonnyBones
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Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66
437K Followers 541 Following alt @lilsamsquanch66 | Listen to @SonOfABoyDad | stand up tickets below
Dak Bs, Ms, PEng, PhD.. @DakDeMarco
21K Followers 859 Following he/him | former grad student (derogatory)
jerrytrainor @jerrytrainor
1.6M Followers 96 Following I'm on Hive as @sirjerrytrainor, couldn't get my actual name. Thanks, imposter! (he/him)
Nick Saban @sabanfaux
30K Followers 1K Following The 🐐. 7 Time National Champion Head Coach. Mr. Ass Chewing himself. Head football coach for the best school in the country. #RoadTo19 *Not actually Nick Saban
Mr. Goose @TrevorWoggon
21K Followers 1K Following I did the "competitive sex" tweet. @citypages 2020 Best Tweeter. Business partners with @_m_a_k_e_n_n_a.
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191 Followers 187 Following
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Danyale Smith @Danyale_Smith5
194 Followers 320 Following "Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself"
Krexm @Krexm_
24 Followers 197 Following casual gamer with a competitive mindset | Duo: @TooBake_ | come hangout in the stream | https://t.co/TWoPvStmog
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333 Followers 524 Following
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704 Followers 663 Following I dance and ride ponies • Dog Mom • Call Her Daddy
Taylor Webb @tay_A_webb
564 Followers 461 Following
Carly Carroll @carlywhitten_
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Joe Rogan @joerogan
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O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32
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533 Followers 314 Following
John McAfee @officialmcafee
1.1M Followers 13K Following John was a wealth of wisdom & it would be a travesty to let his words die with him. His account is being maintained to keep his message of freedom alive.
Katie Heinkel @kkfoodcake99
208 Followers 180 Following
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438 Followers 235 Following
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The problem with social media is that it gives a false understanding of issues to people who don’t read past the first headline in their curated feed of confirmation bias. Sadly, these people are usually the loudest voices w/ the biggest platforms & its f**king annoying to see.
Yall got fancy 3 monitor setups, LED lights, $3000 pcs and ZERO (0) bitches LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
just remembered this kid and got pissed off
Unpopular opinion: A lot of land with a small house > a big house with no land
15 Warning signs someone’s Depression is setting in...
at this point bruh .. may the best immune system win
hi saw this on ig & thought twitter needs to see it too
When this is all over the dollar will be worth nothing. We will be using them as taco shells. Salsa will be on the black market.
Logan’s in Cullman didn’t allow entry for a young lady who wouldn’t wear a mask. She was autistic and myself having a child with autism understand. My family will not be spending any money with them! Not anti mask but some kids can’t do it. Off soap box now.
Life’s pretty simple, just like don’t smoke crystal.
Sleepin on an air mattress in the studio to make somethin y’all gunna get drunk and feel sad to.
guess who’s always gonna be there when you need them... beer is
If you want to know what being friends with @BradenLovingood is like. This is a text he sent about drews dog being pregnant....
another day waiting for my free Sunny Co swimsuit. ive been waiting by the mailbox since May 3rd, 2017. it’ll get here one of these days.
Females trip once and wear these rest of the school year
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