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i want to be on the zoom call where the right is drafting counter-narratives for why this is actually totally normal. just wanna see the big whiteboard in the background with "killing dogs a frequent task in real america" circled in sharpie
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they did this shit at UT when we protested the Iraq War, too. fuck this country
they did this shit at UT when we protested the Iraq War, too. fuck this country
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Look at this shit. University cops are the most pathetic and biggest cowards of them all. Universities (public or private) should not be allowed to have police departments. There are clearly too many cops. A waste of needed community resources and a threat to the community itself
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CEO learns that other people do all the work.
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@brianeharrison Fact: my district has seen their health insurance cost increase 5-fold since 2019. Guess what hasn’t changed since 2019… the student allotment.
@brianeharrison This is such a misleading and inflammatory message. There are more schools and more students than ever. Of course funding is up but still miserably inadequate
@brianeharrison Texas is funding public education at among the lowest in the nation.
@brianeharrison 47th in the nation. Hang in there Brian.
@wasabilube Dane is neither boy nor girl. They are non-binary.
@wasabilube Well which one is it?
@JagE11912532 @adamtotscomix @wasabilube @kuronekosamanya Whenever I feel stupid I will remember you, the comfort of knowing you tweeted this srly, is going to make sleep like a baby for the rest of my life😹
@wasabilube @kuronekosamanya It didn’t break immersion for any of us. It broke you because you’re weak. Hope that helps! 💕
@wasabilube You guys are so sensitive. Can’t even watch tv without getting riled up over what’s in the pants of an irrelevant side character 🙄
@wasabilube @d3ad_star google xelia mendes jones and come back to us fella also youre talking about fallout here a game and franchise with transgender, nonbinary, and queer characters. the game series where the protagonist and companions are bisexual or pansexual go complain elsewhere lol
@wasabilube Boring and overused reply, actor is a man and you’d have to be on the stupid side to not understand they/them as singular pronouns
@wasabilube Actor is a man and Dane is only referred to with they/them hope this helps <3
'Aliens' would break you.
In the new #Fallout tv-series there is this "Dane" character. Dane acts like a boy but is very obviously a girl. Acts girly, sounds girly, looks like a girl. What is the reason for her pretending to be a guy? No info about Dane's reasons for the pretense has been given in season1
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more of this kind of christianity please
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@taybandss @MarshaWarfield No, it’s not.
@taybandss @SheaLadivabich @hissinglawn @MarshaWarfield N-no I'm not!! Lmao yall are such cowards
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