No Context Tim Key @OProgramme
Words taken from Tim Key's Late Night Poetry Programme on BBC Radio 4, No More Jockeys & more - out of context. North West, England Joined May 2020-
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If I Said You Had a Beautiful Travel Iron Would You Hold It Against Me? - The Bellamy Brothers (1979) @timkeyperson
I'm skirting around Anne Frank at the mo.
Dismal scenes as Watto checks his wardrobe for food.
Well a spinster is someone who is, unfortunately, constantly trying to wank off a frog.
Sir Richard Branson. No more people who if you saw them across the room you'd go "Well now, then..."
I'll put the LBTs on if I'm being filmed eating a poppadom sandwich in the bath.
She's strawberry blonde, is the truth of it!
If you've got coconut, bang it in - but actually there's no shame in putting in some cashews and seeing who salutes.
I have retired from "Shall I be mother?" with the Horne's.
I went on Sunday Brunch. For a bit you drink gin and sort of think "This is mad because it's 11.30am" and then you spill out onto the street lashed and go "I won't do that again." Couple of years later there you are again; sat next to Jason Donavon and hoping for the best.
Once you're winning some gurning titles your next step is creating something.
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