Two Pip Wonder @OICShitJobs
Small cog, big machine. Cat-herder and futility expert. Gooner. Runner-up European Sarcasm Championships 2018 (Really? No). People say I'm easily distr Listening to lies somewhere. Joined August 2013-
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If nothing else, we can all relax safe in the knowledge that Man Utd almost chucking away a 3-goal lead and just squeaking past Coventry City means Ten Hag continues to be their manager. #COVMUN #MUNCOV
Why is Jesus still on the pitch? He offers so little. #wolars
Jesus wept. Perpetual underachiever and serial excuse-monger Phil into the final at the expense of Flo, Tre and Paul, all of whom light-years better than him at, well… everything. Don’t tell me this isn’t fixed from the off. #theapprentice
Reckon Phil has survived this far because he has the negatives of some compromising photos of Lord Sugar? He’s an absolute passenger, with an excuse for everything. And thank fuck Maura has finally been given the bullet too. #TheApprentice
Noor’s “vision”. Fuck me. It was “my way or the highway…” and here is her cab waiting to take her away, on that highway. #theapprentice
Curses, Maura and her annoying prattle saved by Flo. Flo and Tre for the final two. The rest are just fucking morons. #theapprentice
Curses, Maura and her annoying prattle saved by Flo. Flo and Tre for the final two. The rest are just fucking morons. #theapprentice
Maura is toast. I don’t need to watch to the end. #theapprentice
100k in the pot, all four in the final, up against the weakest Chaser and they still fucked it up. #thechase
Everyone saying “why would Jaz vote for a banishment if he was a Traitor” - well it’s so he could reduce the prize split from 33/33/33 to 50/50. #TheTraitors
Happy New Year Twitter folks #happynewyear2024 #happynewyear
Have to say, Raya isn’t completely selling himself as a first pick keeper here. #LUTARS
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REMMY @remmy_308
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159 Followers 199 Following Just another cop on Twitter using anonymity to share the success and failings from within.
Rachel @Rachel58901914
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Jonny G 🇺🇦 @dontforgetchaos
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Moody_Driver©️™�.. @N0TINSERVICE
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D1G1TAL MAN @D1G1TAL_MAN
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Chris Hobbs @obbsie
16K Followers 4K Following Ret Met cop 30+ years. Loves football, Jamaica, IOW & DJ’ing (friend/charities). Worked in Jamaica; trustee of small Jamaican kids charity. Police 'commentator'
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2K Followers 2K Following • Food & Drink Advocate • Wildlife • Dogs • Peloton Wanker • Don't Take Life Too Seriously • Stop/It • Former Met & Herts Constable LSGCM 2000-2023
The salty RT driver @salty_RT_driver
400 Followers 825 Following Salty. RT driver . Veteran 01MP. Thoughts are own. likes / re-tweet are not endorsement
Tony Dowson @TonyDowson5
8K Followers 2K Following "O judgement thou art fled to brutish beasts, and men have lost their reason!" Solitary, poor, nasty, British and short. "Legal Twitter's nastiest anon troll"
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9K Followers 30 Following Do you enjoy taking advantage of the goodwill of others? Then I'm going to write about you, and there's nothing you can do about it. Check out my publications.
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bigSAC™ @bigSAC10
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Commonwealth War Grav.. @CWGC
60K Followers 9K Following Our mission is to ensure those who died in service, or as a result of conflict, are commemorated so that they, and the human cost of war, are remembered forever
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5K Followers 905 Following Renowned historian, extreme bacon enthusiast, cat pervert and frequent admirer of the nations dams. Comedian and actor (Scotland only).
Lynne Owens @DameLynneOwens
48K Followers 8K Following Deputy Commissioner @metpoliceuk. Previous Director General @NCA_UK. Deputy Lieutenant in support of @SLieutenancy #breastcancer
Kate ⚓💣🌊 @kejamieson_
44K Followers 4K Following Short For Bob. Naval & Maritime Historian. Project Manager - Maritime Security. OS Champ. Rower. Council Member: Society for Nautical Research
North Atlantic Fella .. @Official_NAFO
120K Followers 167 Following #NAFO Fellas • Support Ukraine’s defenders • Send your fella request to @FellaRequests • We do NOT accept donations •
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111K Followers 16K Following Sea kayaker. Exploring beautiful Scotland, one adventure at a time. Advocate for mental good health & suicide prevention. My book: https://t.co/6BuSFsSXoV
BIG JET TV @BigJetTVLIVE
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Brick Cop©️ @Brick_Cop
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13K Followers 5 Following New home of all Arsenal Streams Back up for @The_Afc_Network
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REMMY @remmy_308
4K Followers 3K Following A cop who has a habit of eating crayons. 20 years and counting in firearms, love the job and the teamwork, but getting tired of the bullshit. Views are my own.
Mutton Shunter @muttonshunter
2K Followers 479 Following I swore an oath, to the Queen, and to a two-thirds index linked pension. Sadly, now both are gone; as is my obligation to the oath I took.
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114K Followers 26 Following I love prowling around in the woods, shooting my firearms, shooting my bow, making videos, meeting our viewers, and pretending to have a brain. :-)
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Lots of F1 drivers are named after Scottish places. Stirling Moss Louis Hamilton Ayr Town centre.
@OICShitJobs Morning!! So sorry about this. Please use the link below for the tie: next.co.uk/style/st736256…
@TheUCS473 IRA patrol trying to figure out who the tout was when they probably all were
@OICShitJobs @tony_como I won’t believe this unless @Keith_Vaz_MP confirms it.
@CFC_Janty Erik ten Hag after beating this Coventry super team
@OrangeCatBad4 @ranttilwecant @CarlHar27584938 I've heard they come out of a secret underground airport on Fantasy Island, and are piloted by lizard people.
@DazeElliot @BGatesIsaPyscho Hes trying to convince us that the earth is flat and space is fake. Hes a moron.
@OICShitJobs @WindsorDebs @GOVUK @metoffice Magic beans… sounds interesting… will they cause me to leave a chemtrail?
@DeborahClaireUK Boeing's don't spray chemtrails. They just wait for a panel to blow out, and the suction pulls the chemicals out automatically.
@SartorialThug Yeah that’s great barrier Keith.
@SoVeryBritish The Florist - because he never joins in and makes all his own arrangements.
@SoVeryBritish My husband is called 'Countdown' due to his Polish surname with all the letters 😏😆
@SoVeryBritish Heard two good ones, one on here about an electrician that looked like Elton John who was called “Socket Man”, the other was a guy I knew years ago who worked with scaffolding that looked like Rowan Attkinson. Everyone called him “Mr Beam”
@SoVeryBritish Mate was in the army with an Indian lad who applied to join the SAS. Nickname instantly became 'Gandhi McNab'.
@mattletiss7 Are the people who control the weather in the room with us now?
"TALK TO ME GOOSE"
Embarking on a 6-hour car ride with someone who takes zero COVID precautions. Chilling in the back seat with this respirator and trying to keep the CO2 under 1,000 ppm. Wish me luck!
@thinkdefence Maybe he needs a new chart. Here, I'll help.
@gettylegion Live scenes seconds before impact
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