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if you likea da tweet you kissa da mouth | infamously not a starfish | He/Him twitter.com/NotaStarfish Mpls Joined April 2013-
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@rudyfunkmeyer I know it's a crazy request from someone on twitter, but want a roommate for downtown lol?
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Interrupting is a SIGN OF RESPECT in adhd culture.
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Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas
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there should be a word for when it’s a nice day out and you feel guilty about not going for a walk
@SamHuseby That's what I'm saying, what's the airspace limit on over the back?
that gap in my resume is from when i was usurping the iron throne
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we are just 7 showers and 2,983 jerking offs away from 2027
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and thats how they get u.
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unfortunately I cannot stop myself from making stupid jokes no matter how beautiful the woman in my bed is
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when i was 16 my grandpa died in a juju on that beat accident
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I posted “i am the first man in my bloodline to jack off in an Arby’s” on facebook and my uncle replied “not true.”
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my dad put a beer in my lunch on april fools day in 4th grade
Dr. Ryland Grace before teaching high schoolers
I put that shit on today
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