Not The Onion™ @NotTheOnion

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough. Caution: All tweets & replies are just electrons generated by the keyboard itself. not.the.onion Livinfree in ur head+30%tarrif Joined March 2017

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Not The Onion™ @NotTheOnion

2 weeks ago

@GovPressOffice No need for lower gas prices. Just continue buying oil from foreign countries to keep it high.

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3 weeks ago

.@MarkRuffalo is gonna get sued.🤣

Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq

3 weeks ago

Mark Ruffalo on Trump: "The guy is a convicted felon, a convicted rapist, he’s a pedophile. He’s the worst human being in the world. If we’re relying on this guy’s morality then we’re all in a lot of trouble."

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3 weeks ago

@DrinksLibTear @SenGillibrand .@SenGillibrand choked up on your reply.🤣

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3 weeks ago

@For_liberty_87 @AbeBresn @thehill 2nd Amendment Lib states: 😴

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

2 months ago

Each cross is a murdered family

Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf

2 months ago

🇿🇦Each cross represents a white farmer who was murdered in South Africa. And some people still deny that white South Africans/Boers are persecuted and say they don’t deserve asylum because they are white. This looks like a genocide.

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Not The Onion™ @NotTheOnion

3 weeks ago

Hey @ecobee , how do I get the total heating hours and total cooling hours? Thanks!

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Friar Mario Conte @FriarMario

4 weeks ago

St Isidore the Farmer spent his life working the fields with humility, prayer, and deep trust in God. Though poor and simple, he became known for his charity toward the hungry and for miracles linked to his daily labor and faith.

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4 weeks ago

@GovPressOffice Money is gone, where's the high speed rail?

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4 weeks ago

@theGuffa @mazemoore Show any proof that Pres. Trump paid his friends illegally to do this job.

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a month ago

@ACTBrigitte WTH

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a month ago

@PlanetOfMemes @SenSanders Only 1, his personal assistant and speech writer.

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a month ago

@OrdinaryGrl199 @JustinMitc40092 @Breaking911 Yes, Russia will invade Germany, UK and the rest of the EU.

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a month ago

@BernieSanders Tax the millionaires, including @BernieSanders to 50%.

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a month ago

@inquirerdotnet Jewish extremists need to be dealt with full force of the law.

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Tom Fitton @TomFitton

a month ago

Breaking! DC court REJECTS Secrecy on January 6 Videos. DC Police wanted to charge @JudicialWatch $1.5 million to blur out virtually everyone on officer bodycam vids. Court says NO--public interest prevails! (We already caused release of US Capitol Police vids!)

Tom Fitton @TomFitton

3 years ago

.@JudicialWatch just extracted Jan 6 info that Pelosi had been hiding (with the help of McCarthy!)...Thanks to @JudicialWatch, federal court ordered US Capitol Police to describe emails they continue to withhold from the public. Of course, @SpeakerJohnson can have these emails