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Meh | Meh | Meh | Blah | Blah | Blah | Abba | Dabba | Jabba | *insert some more bullshit* Joined October 2009-
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"Support is provided to those who have the will to get out of depression." - The most cruel statement for a person who is going through depression.
It may sound like a cliche, but it’s true. Travel does not reveal the nature of new places, it reveals the nature of you.
Need to follow apolitical funny people here. Recommendations de do pls.
Itni shakti humein dena daata, mann ke lawde kabhi bhi lage na
on an average day my day is below average
Is marjaane gaane 'abhi na jaao chhod kar' ko koi shift+delete maar do existence se.
I think the thing I find most depressing about Twitter these days is watching the disintegration of previously positive, funny people into angry political mouthpieces due to the addictive, pernicious nature of this social media platform. And it all started out so well . . .
Ha ha they have imposed section 144 in Bangalore as if otherwise people there can move easily from place to place in large groups. LOL.
Mandir-masjid chhodo, 'shaadi-ke-liye-photo-toh-dekhna-shuru-karo' ka decision kab de rahe tumhare gharwaale?
kaun bola kaun bola mujhse na ho paayega? sahi bola
You don't have to wait for the end of the world. It ends a little every day.
Google Pay ki Rangoli (251rs) chahiye ya Mann ki shaanti. Ab tum decide Kar lo.
Umm how to properly put it in words. This interview of Ayushmann Khurrana is a heartwarming affair. Also, do watch the other gems from this series, The Slow Interview with Neelesh Misra. Maa kasam, tabiyat tarr ho jayegi. youtu.be/9xriJ_sA45Y
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It may sound like a cliche, but it’s true. Travel does not reveal the nature of new places, it reveals the nature of you.
seven nation army - the white stripes
Amma's cleaning fridge and treating me like family goat. Amma: I found one bunch malli and some limp carrots and one old beetroot. You want? Me: Baaaaaaa! *eats*
One of the easiest ways to respect everyone's opinion is by not giving a fuck about it.
Find someone who can be in love with your happiness.
One of those days when only "Chupke Chupke raat din" can justify the juggernaut of the emotions inside.
A compilation of my favourite lines from #Ajnabee ☺️💔 What are yours and who would you dedicate them to? Tag them! #bhuvanbam #Ajnabee
It's the right time for people on twitter to collectively come together, once we do that, fuck it up by putting our perspective ahead. Because, what we feel is right. What anyone else feels is shit.
Student crowd- Enjoy. Although tum log toh Majey le he logey jo marzi ho jaaye
I finally found the video 😂😂
"so whats up man aajkal toh tu dikhta hi nahi hai"- me talking to my happy version
Goals: Playing fetch with a beluga whale