jake @NoDakBaddie
Save Ferris Flavortown Joined October 2017-
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This is bad, we should find out what country this is so we can invade it and establish a democracy there
This is bad, we should find out what country this is so we can invade it and establish a democracy there
For so long, London Had a good run A moment of warm sun But I'm not the one So long, London Stitches undone Two graves, one gun You'll find someone...
Stuck in the suburbs, you’re folding his laundry. Got what you wanted so stop feeling sorry.
Just let the hot waitress convince me to order something I don’t want… again.
Okay what do I need to do to go for a ride in the shopping cart Zamboni?
such a shock when you find out an adult friend is still christian
if you give landlords more money they'll just spend it on drugs
Wow, I can't believe they would say this
Wow, I can't believe they would say this https://t.co/UT9jDzwHZ0
I still didn't hear what you said, but I didn't want to say huh for the fourth time
“can you multitask ?” yes actually i’m losing my mind and chilling at the same time
They were so right I never ever ever ever ever found a show like veggie tales
I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.
It's almost like everybody in this country was taught history by men who really just wanted to coach sports
we definitely smoked a drunk cig together in a past life
Normalize calling your grandparents when you’re drunk. Old people don’t have time for your bullshit and alcohol is the most effective way to get there.
I didn’t want to have to say this but the solution to your problems is staying up all night drinking and listening Taylor Swift. Like, you could try Wellbutrin, but at what cost?
Oh so you’re telling me my actions have consequences? Pretty sure that only affects other people, but thank you for your concern.
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The tortured poets department
Just had drinks with coworkers and The Regret Of Everything I Did and Said That Was Weird is setting in
Eilish Car Bomb
oh emos you will pay for this one
you’re not allowed to say this. but i do think that smoking weed every single day for 4 years was not good for my brain
the 5 seconds of hesitation after someone asks if u smoke
Does anybody care that my seasonal allergies are giving off a remarkable menacing aura that is threatening my flirty Spring and Summer and even Fall
im so obsessed with this image
I’ll watch Gru’s new movie. Don’t hang with him like I do with the minions, but it’s still all love.
staying up til 4am bc someoneeee decided to drop a double album
Biden is gonna be so privately angry tomorrow, wonder if it’ll leak
need Steve Kornacki’s analysis of the “✌️”
NBC is doing LIVE coverage like it’s an ELECTION NIGHT
good luck, babe!
a girl once brought me back a big bottle of beer from a brewery she visited on a trip and i almost cried
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