Nicholine Hayward @NicholineH

Only joking nicholine.com London Joined April 2009

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Nicholine Hayward @NicholineH

6 years ago

Oh dear, @newhairsaturday my husband tried to cut his own hair

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Nicholine Hayward @NicholineH

7 years ago

@Howie44880697 @SocialM85897394 I like his haircut. Do you think he asked the barber to cut 52% of his hair and let the other 48% remain?

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Nicholine Hayward @NicholineH

7 years ago

@SocialM85897394 @Howie44880697 Well, there are people like this

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Nicholine Hayward @NicholineH

7 years ago

@Howie44880697 @snb19692 Prison 😜

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We had Ann Widdecombe over for lunch today to welcome her to the Brexit Party. I thought Nigel was bad but that woman could talk a glass eye to sleep. I amused myself by wondering what would happen if Donald challenged Nigel to a duel. #nigelfarage #brexitparty #annwiddecombe

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GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin

7 years ago

Spare a thought for these two, bloody love their cathedrals.

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Mrs Nigel Farage @MrsNigel

7 years ago

Poor Nigel’s training for the London Marathon did not go so well this morning. He strayed into the wrong field and was chased by Aled the donkey, who chewed a small but significant hole in his lycra. #LondonMarathon #runningforbrexit

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Nicholine Hayward @NicholineH

7 years ago

@TrueGentMrJinx @nicktuckwood They’re not turds, they are "pou pous”. The latest London food trend, don’t you know.

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Nicholine Hayward @NicholineH

7 years ago

Breakfast of champions @nicktuckwood

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Mrs Nigel Farage @MrsNigel

7 years ago

Dear Gerard Batten needs to do something about his hair. It is far too dark for a man of his years. He is a politician not Paul McCartney. I shall be having words with Mrs Batten.

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Nicholine Hayward @NicholineH

7 years ago

@TrueGentMrJinx Not much totty on the UKIP side

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Nicholine Hayward @NicholineH

7 years ago

Is Annunziata Rees-Mogg actually Jacob Rees-Mogg in drag?

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Mrs Nigel Farage @MrsNigel

7 years ago

Nigel tells me that Ed Balls has recommended his sister as a candidate for the Brexit Party. Good luck, Ophelia!

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Mrs Nigel Farage @MrsNigel

7 years ago

Nigel was supposed to talk about the dream he had, how he led his people on a long march through the wilderness, to the promised land, where £50 notes fall like manna from heaven and the ale flows like a mighty river.

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Mrs Nigel Farage @MrsNigel

7 years ago

@BrexitCentral @OwenPaterson Lidl shoppers do ‘deals’. The Farages do not.

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Mrs Nigel Farage @MrsNigel

7 years ago

I do wish Nigel would stop this “man of the people” nonsense. The man on the Waitrose fish counter looked at me strangely when I asked for a nice sea bass and pointed out the special offer on mackerel. Oh, the shame!

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Mrs Nigel Farage @MrsNigel

7 years ago

@Nigel_Farage Nigel! You were supposed to talk about the dream you had, how you led your people on a long march through the wilderness, to the promised land, where £50 notes fall like manna from heaven and the ale flows like a mighty river.