Printy Impressive @MissM610
Tweet tweet tweedly deedly deet Joined April 2011-
Tweets9K
-
Followers73
-
Following64
-
Likes767
I'm posting this 2 hours too late but we also celebrated 3 years of Rosie. Happy Birthday, #RosietheRiveted instagram.com/p/B8VqPjsj-oU6…
We're celebrating 8 years of Ava today. #AvaGardner instagram.com/p/B8P1n3PDVBeX…
This is Woody. He misplaced his neck several years ago. Life hasn’t been the same since. 14/10 please give him a ring if you find it
beginning to suspect that all the actors in porn may not actually be in love with one another before engaging in a sexual relationship
That explains all these calendars....
I’ll match that, making $150,000. But full press corps.
I’ll match that, making $150,000. But full press corps.
For years Dan has been the man with the plan but what about Rufus the doofus with the loofas Carmelo the fellow with the jello Sadie the lady with the rabies Pearl the girl with the squirrel Nate the mate with the freight Troy the boy with the koi Sven the friend with the hen
She'd be such a good therapy dog if she would just learn to put her damn face in my hand on the command 'rest' instead of looking up & away intentionally. We can't get to the next level of training because she is so sassy. But man, is she soft and comforting...
I had an Endometriosis cramping episode that brought me to the ground earlier. It has been a very long time since that had happened. Rosie freaked out trying to play but Piper just calmly slid off the couch and snuggled under my arm and laid down to snuggle until it passed.
Dis poor, fashionable babby.
Dis poor, fashionable babby.
I am really excited about this new free 15-lesson high school curriculum from @DrugPolicyOrg that's based in harm-reduction and realism. THIS is what makes a difference and ultimately prevents youth drug tragedies and addiction! drugpolicy.org/resource/safet…
I live in this hell hole to sweat not freeze, thank you.
27°F feels like 18° in Alabama is completely unacceptable in any month much less mid-November. The high was 39° and it didn't even get that warm.
Shadow has gotten so brave exploring the house and seems so happy. He meows and purrs so often. The dogs love him. Carl's getting there. She tolerates him. She scratch his face up pretty… instagram.com/p/B4oUwSBjMfBw…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hate to do a Simpsons “you can actually pinpoint the second where his heart rips in half” joke but you can LITERALLY pinpoint it holy shit i hope they show this in the detention camps at the border
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hate to do a Simpsons “you can actually pinpoint the second where his heart rips in half” joke but you can LITERALLY pinpoint it holy shit i hope they show this in the detention camps at the border
Bob Bietighofer @BobBham
215 Followers 537 Following Husband, Father, Spain Park High School Math Teacher, Football Coach #goSPjagsDubstep Absolute @DubstepAbsolute
35 Followers 208 Following Hii Im Dubstep Absolute Subscribe on my youtube channel i create Mix and more !! ThanksBently Green @bently_green
143 Followers 4K Following https://t.co/TEHBkhmnDE,hot selling #iphone7 and #Samsung galaxy S8,US and EUR is our biggest market.10%-20% https://t.co/gLJTIgHY7k:[email protected]Tapan Ghosh @TapanG786
99 Followers 453 Following PHP/WordPress/Laravel + Vue.js Developer and Flutter App DevelopmentVaD89 @VALENCIADIANA23
562 Followers 4K Following Respira, ama, vive, sonríe, se libre, Lo demás es secundario.... 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🇺🇸 🖥 Retired.. @OdiliTime
3K Followers 5K Following Maker, art, imageboards, anonymity, free speech, hw/sw dev, anime, gaming, startups, etc. Most content is not my own.HappyHippy @cocainetestkit
316 Followers 1K Following Cocaine test kits - be safe, easy to use, cheap. Be safe. Know what you are taking. Check out the range at https://t.co/9ClkQKroHDColin Thomas Parry @PrimalColin2
1K Followers 5K Following #InternetSpider 🕸🕷Trying to make the world 🌎🌍🌏a better place by #Sharing! Tweets and opinions are my own!Funny Pictures @DomPict
15K Followers 25K Following Funny pictures | Funny faces pictures | Funny cat photos | Funny love quotes | Funny kids | Funny dog pictures | Funny pictures of cats | Funny people picturesReNerdIsh Pod @RenerdishPod
515 Followers 982 Following Adulting in this world is hard but we do it while hanging on to our childhood. Podcast Hosted by Mat Gingrich and Brandon Valentine ( @mister_b_666 ) #podgenieKimberly Johnson @thefreckledfox7
27 Followers 143 FollowingAll Dogs and Puppies @alldogsnpuppies
137 Followers 293 Following Read simple guidelines here will help you to have a certain starting point so you can find the best #dog breed, vaccination schedule, foods, names, houses etc.Jennifer Gibson @jennyg5533
13 Followers 244 FollowingCyndye B. @TobesTailgate
25 Followers 236 FollowingNora Stoun @NoraStoun
148 Followers 286 Following I love my dog. I love music and funny stuff. Uncool outside/Rockin' inside.Wyatt Costanzo @WyatTheBunny
1 Followers 38 Followingjisbellemtp @jisbellemtp
1K Followers 2K FollowingHardwickMom @HardwickMom
27K Followers 21K Following I am 50% responsible for @hardwick's creation! LA Realtor. #sportsnerd #Canes #UCLA #ROLLTIDE #aaronrodgers #instagram.com/HardwickMom Verified since 2015the other kind of rus.. @dperny
437 Followers 135 Following Angry southern leftist programmer. Ham call sign W0MBO. he/himPablo Gonzalous @dasme_onlyme
125 Followers 1K Following you'll never know whats going to happen, until it happens :)Tuscaloosa Monorail @TuscaloosaMono
141 Followers 186 Following ALABAMA'S ONLY MUSIC VARIETY HOUR. WATCH US ON CBS42, SATURDAYS @ 3AM OR ANYTIME ON YOUTUBE. As brought to you by director/producer @robin_rainsQuis @velvetchocolat_
1 Followers 159 FollowingNebo Confessions @Neboconfess
256 Followers 1K Following Send in your confessions about anyone in Nebo we will post! and you will be kept anonymousbradleyalanstoner @bradstoner3
124 Followers 1K FollowingBrandon Izor @brandonizor
111 Followers 103 Following Happiness isn't good enough for me. I demand euphoria.✌️ @aaaadddddggg
32 Followers 285 Following I'm sorry for photobombing your picture, i just thought you had room for one more selfie enthusiast.Amanda Sockwell @blindscythian
10 Followers 23 FollowingJulie Kellman @JulieKellman
352 Followers 4K Following Takin' chances like vitamins, making dollar$ & sense 🚀 tech/MBA builder on a mission to change the narrative ✨DakTurn @DakTurn2
58 Followers 86 FollowingNew Experiences Blog @onedumpsterfire
101 Followers 85 Following he/him, deleted my old stuff and changed my handle. gonna just post pictures of stuff.Auronblade60 (Mike W) @Auronblade60
130 Followers 402 Following Streamer and Journalist that follows everything gaming and Esports related.Mallet TV @Mallet_TV
44 Followers 164 Following Web series based on University of Alabama student issues and resolutions. Developing leadership through unity.meowitsraygun @Zombie_Raygun
473 Followers 683 Following she/they | tattoo artist | writer | comedian | gay | mvskoke | bass | undead enthusiast | happily married | nerd | foodieMirabelFelczyk @MirabelFelczyk
96 Followers 437 Following If a guy can't handle you in sweat pants, he sure as hell doesn't deserve you in a wedding dress. - DrakeKellenGoor @KellenGoor
70 Followers 417 Following If you truly love someone, being faithful is easy.The Mallet Assembly @MalletAssembly
315 Followers 322 Following Honors organization at the University of Alabama #rolltideSofie Dophy @BelleAwkwardo
55 Followers 37 Following Epidemics like awkwardness can kill whole species.-Charles DarwinAmymone Williams @AmymoneC
49 Followers 118 FollowingDanceSafe @DanceSafe
39K Followers 2K Following U.S.-based 501(c)(3) public health nonprofit known for checking your drugs since 1998. Fentanyl test strips & reagents available on our website.ShotZ @TR_Shotz
52K Followers 501 Following Partnered @twitch Streamer | Content Creator | Business Inquiries: [email protected]Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew
3.4M Followers 202 Following My memoir, Making It So, is available now. 📚WTF with Marc Maron @WTFpod
197K Followers 154 Following Tweets by Marc, Brendan, & Walter. Listen on all podcast apps. Full show archives and weekly bonus material here: https://t.co/Wn83CoHfFQArchie Comics @ArchieComics
485K Followers 3K Following Celebrating 80+ years of Archie Comics, TV shows, movies, and more! Home of #TheArchies, #Riverdale, #Sabrina, #KatyKeene, and #JosieAndThePussycats.I’ve Pet That Dog @IvePetThatDog
388K Followers 152 Following My name is Gideon. I am a 14 year old boy who likes petting dogs. Account supervised by mom. https://t.co/r7yVaXQjRKBob Bietighofer @BobBham
215 Followers 537 Following Husband, Father, Spain Park High School Math Teacher, Football Coach #goSPjagsOney Plays @OneyPlays
217K Followers 32 Following @OneyNG plays games, mostly with his friends! Most tweets automated posts. MERCH: https://t.co/ZnkSAc5vgQ Business Inquiries: [email protected]James Breakwell, Expl.. @XplodingUnicorn
944K Followers 840 Following Father of daughters. Owner of pigs. Writer of books: https://t.co/V7JWbsTXJ9Cyndye B. @TobesTailgate
25 Followers 236 FollowingNASA @NASA
80.2M Followers 174 Following There's space for everybody. ✨ Verification: https://t.co/8nok3NP4PWKantye West @Kantye_West
31K Followers 325 Following The natural fusion of 18th Century Enlightenment Philosopher Immanuel Kant with tweets from Kanye West #parodyWeRateDogs @dog_rates
9.2M Followers 25 Following Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings Instagram and Facebook ➜ WeRateDogs [email protected] | nonprofit: @15outof10 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀The B-52s @TheB52s
37K Followers 17 Following YOU'RE WHAT??? Come see us in Las Vegas! https://t.co/g28sytHKnaBarry Kramer @razzadoop
365K Followers 542 Following Frequent streams, infrequent videos | How About This Game? / Good Enough Summary | Formerly of Game Grumps | Business contact: [email protected]calligraphy grumps @ggcalligraphy
337 Followers 1 Following your new home for a e s t h e t i c | dm's/requests are welcome! ☆not affiliated with the grumps☆Zendo Project @ZendoProject
8K Followers 35 Following The Zendo Project is an onsite #HarmReduction service providing #PsychedelicPeerSupport for individuals having difficult #psychedelic experiences.Brian Wecht @bwecht
438K Followers 796 Following Musician/Comedian/Theoretical Physicist. Kid band: @gobananagoband. Adult bands: @ninjasexparty @starbomb. Pod: @leightonnight. https://t.co/sadK0B3WsDStarbomb @starbomb
319K Followers 44 Following @egoraptor + @ninjasexparty (Dan Avidan & @bwecht) = STARBOMB! [email protected]Game Grumps @GameGrumps
2.1M Followers 254 Following we play games badly and you can't stop us | MERCH ✉️: [email protected]Tina Belcher @TinaBobsBurgers
35K Followers 21 Following A 13-year old hopeless romantic with minimal social skills who may be autistic. I like horses, rainbows, and movies. This is a parody account.Al Yankovic @alyankovic
4.9M Followers 596 Following You know... the weird one. Instagram: alfredyankovic Bluesky: alyankovic Threads: alfredyankovic YouTube: alyankovic Facebook: weirdal TikTok: alyankovicErowid Center @Erowid
53K Followers 966 Following Reliable info about #psychedelics & other psychoactive plants & #drugs for 25 years — #LSD #MDMA #ayahuasca #DMT #cannabis #ketamine #NPS #LegalHighs #opioids.DanceSafe @DanceSafe
39K Followers 2K Following U.S.-based 501(c)(3) public health nonprofit known for checking your drugs since 1998. Fentanyl test strips & reagents available on our website.WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT
218K Followers 5 Following The Bear, 1995-2016. Patron saint of the homeless and abandoned. Wonderful, soulful one-in-a-million cat and friend. RIP.Get In The Sea @getinthesea
96K Followers 1 Following Highlighting people and things that need to get in the fucking sea. Now also a 256-page book of fury. https://t.co/LAqLI21iuhMatt Braunger @Braunger
83K Followers 5K Following There He Is, Folks tour on now Irvine, CA May 2nd More at https://t.co/UBPhzRjSOTEpic Rap Battles Of H.. @ERBofHistory
177K Followers 318 Following Official Epic Rap Battles of History Twitter feed!Link Neal @LinkNeal
636K Followers 3K Following Co-founder of @Mythical. Glassesed half o' Rhett and Link (He/Him)Rhett McLaughlin | MU.. @rhettmc
696K Followers 848 Following Co-founder of @mythical. New EP "Nothing Left to Love" streaming everywhere.Rhett & Link @Mythical
922K Followers 900 Following Official page of Good Mythical Morning, Rhett & Link, and the Mythical Crew 👕 @mythicalstore 🤫@mythicalsociety 🛒@sporkedEpicLLOYD @TheEpicLLOYD
62K Followers 466 Following That guy from ERB. Rapper. Actor. Raptor. https://t.co/mUO09HMXM5Doug Benson @DougBenson
722K Followers 712 Following Free podcasts: @DougLovesMovies & @WIDEWORLD0DOUGS GDWH on Patreon for only $4.20/month. https://t.co/h5TSWUbCfz https://t.co/mFxyG8qFq1 for tour datesDrug Policy Alliance @DrugPolicyOrg
103K Followers 2K Following The nation’s leading org promoting drug policies grounded in evidence, health, equity, & human rights. #NoMoreDrugWar ED: @kassandra_fred. 501c4: @drugpolicyactJohn Mulaney @mulaney
1.4M Followers 1 Following “John Mulaney Presents: Everybody’s in LA” coming to @Netflix on May 3noel fielding @noelfielding11
1.0M Followers 362 Following I'm Ol Greg mother Licker! Get involved in #NoelsArtClub every saturday 3-5pm x and you can see and buy my Art on the Saatchi website see below xPuppy Gifs @cutepuppygifs
8K Followers 7K Following Message us w/ a photo of your puppy so we can feature it! -- Were supporting The Humane Society raising money to help find homes for abused dogs check the link!Texts From Last Night @TFLN
3.1M Followers 789 Following Chronicling your wild lives, one text at a time ••• Email [email protected] for rates / collab / whatevahMaria Bamford @mariabamfoo
215K Followers 773 Following Stand-Up Comedy Since the 1900s 📚 Pre-Order Scott's & My Graphic Novel 📚 Tour Dates on website! Want to come to a show but No $? Ariamaamfordba@gmailI still haven't played Delta Rune. Should I stream it and voice act the whole thing for old times sake?
I’m a BIG Travis Kelce fan. On the field he is a total killer! That’s why I made this custom jersey to wear to the Super Bowl party.
YES he's the voice of @sonic_hedgehog, but most importantly.... he's a gamer. Thanks @rejectedjokes for joining us for another beautiful Guest Grumps! youtu.be/jHFi_nh-kQ8
This is OJ. After safely evacuating, him and his family returned to their home in Wairewa, Australia yesterday to find it entirely destroyed by the fires. But amongst the rubble, OJ found his favorite toy had survived. 14/10 never letting it go again
I pet Copper. He is a 5 year old Siberian Husky. Copper is sassy. When you tell him to do something,he howls back. He has had 4 surgeries because his knees dislocated. It was very expensive. His caregiver used $ he had saved for a truck. He says Copper is worth more than a truck.
love this man x x
They’re back! Is 2019 @RichardAyoade and @noelfielding11‘s year?! Not long to find out now. @Channel4 at 9pm #BigFatQuiz
I pet King. He is a 6 month old Bernese Mountain Dog. King loves kids. He is in training to be a service dog for kids with autism and physical disabilities. King is so loving, he makes people happy. He only asks for love and Dairy Queen ice cream in return. #RoyalCaninPuppies
@drboycewatkins1 You attempt to insult her and then attempt to use her for click bait. #disgraceful
Also I just beat my first Lynel in BotW and then Audrey hugged me and said “what a good, big boy”
Ways my 5yo has recently introduced herself to people: “I’m Audrey. I have 6 letters in my name.” “I’m Audrey. A lot of people like me.” “I’m Audrey. I may look small but I’m really smart!” “I’m Audrey. I don’t like mushrooms.” “I’m Audrey. You’re old.”
Audrey (5yo): Kenny got in trouble at school today. Me: Oh, does Kenny get in trouble a lot? Audrey: I don’t know. (pause) I’m just really focusing on myself right now.
Audrey (5yo): Daddy, everybody likes your music! Me: Well, not everybody, but that’s fine. Everyone gets to have their own opinion. Audrey: Yeah! It’s fine if some people say “I don’t like daddy’s music” and then they come up to you and start punching you. Me: Wait
My 5yo told me I wasn’t allowed to look at these notes because “they’re for a case” she’s working on. She spent 10 min interviewing the dog, repeatedly asking “WHAT DID YOU SEE?” Pretty sure this is all b/c of this book by @writingmatthew & @drawingrobbi: us.macmillan.com/books/97812503…
There is no time for fear. We must stand up and do the right thing for our country and hold Trump accountable for his abuses of power. - NP
I love college football. Great friends and food. GO DAWGS!!! @ Auburn, Alabama instagram.com/p/B48AfdaDkDY/…
It looks like EVERYONE has been getting recommended F*** Mr. Hatcher recently. We're still not sure what this means for No Nut November