Mike Brassfield @MikeBrassfield
Associate editor for Florida Trend magazine. Girl dad, bookworm, sleep enthusiast and discount philosopher king. mikebrassfield.wordpress.com Florida Joined October 2009-
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the male urge to put every computer cable no matter how specific or obsolete into a box in your closet and then never use it
Florida is all, “Oh, perfect weather for two weeks? We’re gonna launch worms from the sky.”
No one tells you how much of adulthood is bribing yourself with a little treat in order to stave off psychosis.
Be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.
Young generation don’t know nothin about OG Mike
The 4 Horsemen of “Damn I’m Old”
Mahomes visible shock at the 49ers taking the ball 👀
Y’all just don’t understand how badly Chiefs fans deserve this Super Bowl. It’s been 11 months.
The Chiefs are going to play a postseason game in the Raiders stadium before the Raiders. Poetic.
no one ever wanting to interview Spags because he went 10-38 as a head coach is part of the Chiefs' secret sauce
Patrick Mahomes has been the Chiefs' starting quarterback for six years and this is his fourth time leading them to the Super Bowl. The two years they didn't get to the Super Bowl, they lost in the AFC Championship Game--in overtime both times.
My first cover story for Florida Trend magazine. It's looooooong, bwah-hah-hah!
Some 2.7 million households led by working Floridians above the poverty level are struggling to pay for housing, food, insurance and other necessities. Can the Florida Legislature — which began its regular session on January 9 — help them? Plus, @PGTInnovations launches health…
Taylor Swift loves Rashee Rice like I do
The Pop-Tart holding up a sign that says "Dreams really do come true" as it is lowered into a toaster to be cooked alive is the darkest thing I've ever seen
The Pop-Tart holding up a sign that says "Dreams really do come true" as it is lowered into a toaster to be cooked alive is the darkest thing I've ever seen
Grateful to be living in the "Tetris when it's going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up" era of human history
One of my Instagram videos: "Facebook owes you MONEY." @thepennyhoarder instagram.com/reel/Cr08F0osN…
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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan
@alexrmoskowitz Dead Kennedys and Black Flag, Lawrence Opera House, 1984
@LizWolfeReason @dorseyshaw Ok, dang it. Hol up. The Artic Monkeys are still solid.
[casino royale] this new take on bond is young and cool. he's fresh out of the academy and has something to prove [every other daniel craig bond movie] look at this ancient bag of bones. he's been doing this too long and it's about time he gave up
@ArrowheadAddict Keep him and make history by being the only team to win 3 Super Bowls in a row. This will ensure the entire world, including non football fans, hate our team for life. 🤣🏈
QB cap hits in the Super Bowl... if you aren't Mahomes, Brady or Peyton: $0.9M - Brock Purdy (2023) *R $1.6M - Jalen Hurts (2022) *R $20M - Matthew Stafford (2021) $8.2M - Joe Burrow (2021) *R $20M - Jimmy Garoppolo (2019) $7.6M - Jared Goff (2018) *R $1.6M - Nick Foles (2017)…
@samstein @politicoalex I’ll be shocked if they don’t turn it into a closely held family business, loot it and declare bankruptcy.
Hahaha! Katie Britt had to say “are you better off today than you were THREE years ago,” instead of four because she knows that 4 years ago corpses were piling up in refrigerator trucks because their current candidate was golfing through a global pandemic.
Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough
There’s no fucking way that “we’re having a serious problem” in Dutch is just: “we hebben een serieus probleem”
We hebben een serieus probleem met de politieke ontwikkelingen mbt de dwangwet en ik hoop dat dat de komende dagen kan worden opgelost.
oh it’s a marathon not a sprint? so like, much worse??
I sat down with the bees from My Girl for a 3000-on-one interview to finally hear their side of the story
being an adult is so embarrassing. “guys I’ve been doing a good job sleeping lately.” Jesus christ.
Anyone who drives a few extra miles to let a good song end is aces in my book.