Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1
Friendly Robot Bartender. Tender of Bar & Heart. At times I swear alot #THFC UofA. Author: Booze Over Broadway https://t.co/lAu3DybtYP… Manhattan, NY Joined February 2010-
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Exceptional hospitality makes life so much better and people don’t respect it enough.
“the only people I know who have ever liked strong boning” was a sentence I just read. Yes, it was about corsets and you clearly need to grow up
Considering some teams still haven't switched out their pants, "Do the Rump" by The Black Keys seems appropriate.
Considering some teams still haven't switched out their pants, "Do the Rump" by The Black Keys seems appropriate.
Oh your goal was to #StreissandEffect
Oh your goal was to #StreissandEffect
oh there must be some real stank in that article then
oh there must be some real stank in that article then
Plus if several documentaries I've reviewed are to be believed, less likely to sex-up your wife.
To my vendor and trade/business homies If you ghost me on a professional communication or deliverable but I see you posting all over your socials you're kinda telling me you don't want to do business.
Serving YAMS
In the stage of getting over a cold where I had to sprint to catch a train connection 20 minutes ago and my throat/chest still hurts. (No, not like a heart attack) #NJTransit
No, not that Mike Shanahan. The other Mike Shanahan
Something I have learned over the years is that you develop an eye for pitches; but if you never take a swing you won't get a hit. You'll still get on base from time to time but it isn't why we play the game.
When a drug ad advises you to not take the drug in the ad if you're allergic to the drug in the ad I feel like I'm on drugs. (But not those drugs)
Ohtani-Chapman-Lee is my goal for the #SFGiants off season. No, I do not want to put on this uncomfortable white jacket or get in this ambulance. Why?
Tweet (no attribution): "Fox news did to our parents what our parents were afraid video games would do to us."
Llamas don't do "******** challenges" apnews.com/article/nepal-…
This is cool and if you have a little extra scratch lying around, think about supporting independent media. kickstarter.com/projects/thebr…
If you want to engage New Yorkers in a way where we don't automatically hate you, don't time your protests to fuck up our commutes. Like, we will listen to you but if I can't feed my girl before Jeopardy is on we are throwing hands.
Come for the breakdown, stay for "Epic Hoagie Mouth"
Come for the breakdown, stay for "Epic Hoagie Mouth"
Damn, #Kershaw gets killed then #USC just survives the #BearDownAZ foobaw team? California, get your shit together
Aww heck. They sure tried. My team lost and now I feel bad. #Sports
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Doc Rivers on Damian Lillard: “I think it's his Achilles again... In the overtime, he literally said, 'I'll be the decoy. I just can't go as far as explosion.'” (via @eric_nehm)
Strike, by Sue Coe, 1980, 📸 by @bcburgers
New meme & future statue. We love you PJ!
Exceptional hospitality makes life so much better and people don’t respect it enough.
@wmpape I kept mine because there are still great reporters I need to read - e.g. Charlie Savage, and the environmental reporting.
and just think, one of these years he'll learn how to hit a cutoff man
This is incredible. It's like if Wrigley Field was owned by a total herb and was being neglected, and then someone who cares bought it because they love it.
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
In honor of this news, let me share an article that I've thought of every day for almost a decade. theonion.com/amount-of-wate…
If there is one movie that I would permanently scrub from my memory, it’s Requiem for a Dream.
Yaz to Yaz for the first pitch tonight:
@snacksinmotion Fresh starts are a thing! Who knows if Shawn Estes could have had the same career with the Mariners?
This is the greatest day of my life
@minakimes You're in the NYT Crossword 😎
Giants,,, thank you for not embarrassing us in front of Buster Posey.
@edsbs Burgundy SAAB 900 convertible suggested unconventional desires or elite cocaine - is this wrong
walked by the tennis courts and there was a guy wearing a shirt that said “I am Matt” in big 1970s-style bubble letters. he won a point and said “I AM MATT.” my first time seeing a man in Groot Mode
Wrestlemania implies the existence of Wrestledepression