Melissa Jean @MelissaJeanSays
Comedian, actress, writer, dog mom and sometime theologian, MDiv. Gen X but humble about it. Mostly humor. Some deep thoughts. Oregon Joined March 2020-
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Has anyone ever worked for DoorDash? And, if so, are you still alive and well?
It's take-a-shower raining outside 🌧️
Have you read Lord Jim? It was the last book chosen for Norm Macdonald's Twitter (currently X) bookclub before he passed away. What's your favorite Joseph Conrad novel?
Cowboy Ropes Bicycle Thief. This is the side of Oregon you don't usually see in the national news (we're not just Portland). It's from 2023 but it's the best story I've heard all year.
Good morning! 🐓 No, never mind I pushed the rooster snooze button.🥱😴
Good morning! 🐓 No, never mind I pushed the rooster snooze button.🥱😴
He wants bigger than life, battle cry, kings and queens, heroic deeds... but I see the epic in small, subtle things so often right in front of me.
Do you ever wonder how many people have already said what you're going to say today?
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@MelissaJeanSays I only wanted batteries 😱😱
@MelissaJeanSays Haven’t seen any in this small town. We only have one pizza place and it’s a Pizza Hut that delivers. I have to be desperate
@MelissaJeanSays My family and I do we are still alive and well
@MelissaJeanSays Ya, I'm alive. Made one delivery. Got $1.24 no tip and thumbs down because the restraunt was late. Nope.
@MelissaJeanSays That's quite the tongue twister! How many times can you say that without getting tangled? 👀😄
@MelissaJeanSays That's a great idea to keep her safe while she explores! 🐢💨 It's so important for turtles to enjoy the outdoors while staying protected. Keep up the good work! 🌿🐢
@MelissaJeanSays Best Conrad is "Heart of Darkness."
@MelissaJeanSays Good thinking. I’d hate to get locked in there.
I’m going to file a lawsuit challenging the TikTok ban on Constitutional grounds. Don’t be fooled — the TikTok ban is not about China harvesting your data. That's a smoke screen. Intelligence agencies from lots of countries, especially ours, are harvesting your data from…
That is trippy. I thought like dog, cats, monkeys etc did stuff like that. Not turtles.
Second day of turtle sitting: I think she wants to go outside. I brought her into the kitchen to walk around and she went straight to the patio door. #turtle #petsitting #photography
My favorite story of the day.
Cowboy Ropes Bicycle Thief. This is the side of Oregon you don't usually see in the national news (we're not just Portland). It's from 2023 but it's the best story I've heard all year.
@MelissaJeanSays Great set of lungs on that rooster. Not surprised he fell backwards after that crowing display.
I appreciate your support. (Overseer Hank approves this message).
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