Meanwhile In Hell Ⓥ @MeanwhilelnHell

@JohnJCrace Is that Mary Poppins coming through the cloud?

@Translink_NI Poor rail conditions? What now, a leaf or two on the track? Maybe it’s too bright today? Why not instead of investing in quieter trains you focus on some that can deal with the weather. Year after year Translink customers have to deal with the same old excuses.

@ASOS also why is your live chat no longer working? I can only get through to the virtual assistant which is of no help whatsoever, I would like to speak to an actual person to get this resolved ASAP

@ASOS I waited a week for delivery despite having premier delivery, only for wrong item to arrive. FAQ says I need to return incorrect item & reorder but item is now higher in price- can you not just send me what I ordered and I’ll send back the wrong item??

@coxandcoxuk Happy anniversary @coxandcoxuk ! Today is exactly 1 month since I placed my order with absolutely no update on it, still marked at "awaiting pick". Thinking we could celebrate together but I doubt I'll hear back from you.

@coxandcoxuk Ordered placed on 18th Jan, emailed a week later. No update on order or reply to email. What’s going on?

@coxandcoxuk Soooo... Any update on my order? Thanks for the 35% off voucher, it found a warm home in the bin. Is that the strategy now? Ignore orders you've had for months, but here's a voucher to have another crap experience with us, we'll just take less of your money this time. Happy to DM

@coxandcoxuk I already have sent an email to that address last Wednesday, and as my initial tweet said, I haven't received a response. I am more than happy to DM you my order details over Twitter. Status still saying "Awaiting pick". It'll be two weeks tomorrow and its still not even picked?

@coxandcoxuk Hi Grace, email sent with order as the subject. Thank you for looking into this.

@coxandcoxuk Can I please get an update on my order? Ordered "in stock" items 2 weeks ago today, still listed as "in stock" on website. No shipping/tracking info sent. Delivery supposed to be within 3 working days. Emailed twice, no response.

@coxandcoxuk @JustineFerrari Hi Connor, my order number is #000749607. Thanks.

@coxandcoxuk @JustineFerrari It doesn't look like I can direct message you at @coxandcoxuk

@coxandcoxuk @ellen_coyle @JustineFerrari Is there something that the rest of us have to do in order to get a response to our tweets or emails Connor?

Nevermind, got it working 👍

@sseairtricity Why do I keep getting text messages every month asking me to submit a meter reading, with a link to follow to do so. Yet following the link, there is nowhere at all to actually submit one?

@babyplanetuk Over 3wks since I placed order. First told it would be with me 7-10d from order date, then told you were awaiting stock early this week. Asked for update, heard nothing. Cancelled order and asked for refund, heard nothing. Is there a reason why emails are ignored?

@babyplanetuk Hi, thanks. I've sent through a DM there. Many thanks.

@babyplanetuk Ordered an item last Thursday, have heard nothing since. No order confirmation email or anything. Used "Contact us" form, and emailed the Online Team today asking about order, still nothing back. Can I get some sort of update on my order please?

@madedotcom Trying to purchase something from your site, entered Northern Ireland post code, saying “We don’t deliver to this post code”. Have purchased many times before. Have you stopped shipping to NI?