MalignantUpper @MalignantUpper
Joined October 2019-
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This asshole is back and I haven’t even planted my tomatoes yet
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get fucking gooped idiot
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Local menace is officially strong enough to jump onto the counter, it's so over for me
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Remember when the Daily Telegraph named a horse Sportswoman of the Year? What the fuck was that
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lemon i found that looks like a really fat yellow pikmin
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nothing bad ever happens when I’m under my blankie. I am assured of this
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feds put me in the penn cuz i aint a teller
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oh hi good morning birds. good morning bugs. good morning trees and good morning sun
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My nightmares look like this
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warmup doodle
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ok whatever. you got me.
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i can’t wait to fix this but for right now it’s cracking me the fuck up
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Don’t speak to me or my son ever again
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I love a real bitch, this is real beef, street shit, no guns, no police
i have lived in the same house for seven years and somehow my cat still finds new hiding places that i cannot find. this is not a large place and he is quite a large cat. yet every few months, i spend about twenty minutes looking for him. how does he do this?
@lachancenaomi27 Where are the tomatoes, Sharon?
@lachancenaomi27 love these lil freaks had them a few years ago
@lachancenaomi27 Little bro is asking to get punted like a football.
@AfroJeek I don’t do anything to them but they eat my tomatoes
@lachancenaomi27 Leave him alone he's just a lil guy
@airbagged I don't know if this image is relevant to this, it's just what came to mind.
have you considered
They don't know there's an even skimpier bathing suit you can unlock that's still in the game.
this 56 year old man is mad because they made a bathing suit 10% less skimpy
This asshole is back and I haven’t even planted my tomatoes yet
This has gone from mildly amusing/annoying to just deeply sad
Showing this tweet to my therapist because it made me cry
Visiting my girlfriend. So she put this guy on the tv handed me an iPad with battlegrounds downloaded, a juice box and said “I got to work for a bit. Ttyl” Now I am here watching this guy play fake tennis while I play battlegrounds
NorthernLion day care 😭
Visiting my girlfriend. So she put this guy on the tv handed me an iPad with battlegrounds downloaded, a juice box and said “I got to work for a bit. Ttyl” Now I am here watching this guy play fake tennis while I play battlegrounds
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