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Main Character(s) of the Day @MainCharsOnline

3 years ago

on hiatus indefinitely, by which i mean "could end a week from now" to "could end a few months from now", whenever the next amazing Main Character Day is. who knows! Who knows

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Main Character(s) of the Day @MainCharsOnline

3 years ago

JANUARY 31st's MAIN CHARACTER IS: Lincoln Project cofounder JOHN WEAVER. I am too tired to document the many liberals who lined up to defend a predator simply because he's Lincoln Project, but they're out there. donate: ko-fi.com/doggeaux plaintext: textbin.net/Y0xgZycWmt

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3 years ago

JANUARY 31st's MAIN CHARACTER IS: DOG SHAMPOO GUY. There's no way in hell you aren't already familiar with Dog Shampoo Guy, but posterity's important. Also, he loves to defend white supremacists. So there's that. donate: ko-fi.com/doggeaux plaintext: textbin.net/Y0xgZycWmt

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3 years ago

JANUARY 30th's MAIN CHARACTER IS: "BINS GUY", a new type of Guy who made the supreme mistake of beheading some LITTLE SHIT's snowman on the job. Obviously, this warrants being fired, amidst a global pandemic. donate: ko-fi.com/doggeaux plaintext: textbin.net/H8gY8CxsB6

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3 years ago

JANUARY 30th's MAIN CHARACTER IS: Commentary Guy THEQUARTERING, who blames his GRANDMA's death on GOV. CUOMO—but the joke's on you, because she actually died a decade ago. You've been epically fooled! Ha ha ha!!! donate: ko-fi.com/doggeaux plaintext: textbin.net/H8gY8CxsB6

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3 years ago

JANUARY 30th's MAIN CHARACTER IS: Skeptic Tweeter POE, whose animal torture habits/vendetta for anitwitter's BOWIE are somehow brought to light via a hilariously inadvisable tweet by unconvicted killer OJ SIMPSON donate: ko-fi.com/doggeaux plaintext: textbin.net/H8gY8CxsB6

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3 years ago

JANUARY 29th's MAIN CHARACTER IS: Free Speech Guy JAMES LINDSAY, who insists that antisemitism is ultimately the fault of Jews. He then invokes the Frankfurt School & its Jews…to prove how Non-Antisemitic he is. donate: ko-fi.com/doggeaux plaintext: textbin.net/OpjlGKKSAH

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3 years ago

JANUARY 28th's MAIN CHARACTER IS: KAMALA's niece, MEENA, who is *insistent* that you know she, as Head of Strategy and Leadership at Uber, had *absolutely NOTHING* to do with Prop 22 passing in November. Nothing! donate: ko-fi.com/doggeaux plaintext: textbin.net/ztlcxmWcZU

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3 years ago

JANUARY 28th's MAIN CHARACTER IS: QAnon Hive Queen REP MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN, whose whimsical month in office grows evermore wild when old posts accusing The Jews of manufacturing the 2018 CA wildfires resurface. donate: ko-fi.com/doggeaux plaintext: textbin.net/ztlcxmWcZU

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3 years ago

JANUARY 28th's MAIN CHARACTER IS: Trading platform ROBINHOOD who, in seeking to protect liquid assets in the midst of the historic $GME squeeze, manage instead to repeatedly step on an impressive number of rakes. donate: ko-fi.com/doggeaux plaintext: textbin.net/ztlcxmWcZU

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3 years ago

JANUARY 26th's MAIN CHARACTER IS: Child abuser KELLYANNE CONWAY and her husband GEORGE CONWAY, who seem to agree on almost nothing except for one very important thing: posting the nudes of your underage DAUGHTER. donate: ko-fi.com/doggeaux plaintext: textbin.net/XMi6G9TiNB

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3 years ago

JANUARY 25th's MAIN CHARACTER IS: MLM org. BLACK HAMMER, in a glorious rerun of 2020's "Fuck ANNE FRANK" meltdown. This time, she's a "colonizer", thus spoke messenger god ESHU through BH "commander" GAZI KODZO. donate: ko-fi.com/doggeaux plaintext: textbin.net/t9AIOpMo3H

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3 years ago

JANUARY 25th's MAIN CHARACTER IS: Critic JERRY SALTZ, who gets so Saltz-y (heehoo) over a quote by TEDDY ROOSEVELT that he starts claiming the work of a critic to be *significantly* harder than that of an artist. donate: ko-fi.com/doggeaux plaintext: textbin.net/t9AIOpMo3H

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3 years ago

JANUARY 24th's MAIN CHARACTER IS: Whimsical Lib Destroyer GLENN GREENWALD, who somehow gets blamed for the firing of a NYT EDITOR. Despite this claim's patent absurdity, Glenn still manages to step on many rakes. donate: ko-fi.com/doggeaux plaintext: textbin.net/yylEfz87Hr

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3 years ago

JANUARY 24th's MAIN CHARACTER IS: Progressive Comedian/9/11 truther JIMMY DORE, whose self-fancied acerbic wit is absent when he interviews a BOOGALOO BOI and attempts to paint them as Potential Ally to The Left. donate: ko-fi.com/doggeaux plaintext: textbin.net/yylEfz87Hr

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3 years ago

JANUARY 23rd's MAIN CHARACTER IS: The late (deactivated not dead) @CAPTPRAXIS, whose already bad thread about the "four horsemen of being a shitty cook" manages to become an even bigger shitshow when they start, uh, just flat-out insulting disabled people. ko-fi.com/doggeaux

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3 years ago

JANUARY 21st's MAIN CHARACTERS ARE: A wide variety of LIBS, who continue to ride the high of yesterday's festivities with marvelous Posting Achievements like "TERF goes straight for a Holocaust reference" and "SALLY ALBRIGHT returns for one final hurrah". ko-fi.com/doggeaux

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3 years ago

JANUARY 20th's MAIN CHARACTERS, "The Ugly/Horny" (pt. 2): - Exceedingly horny: real-life shipping KAMALA's STEP-DAUGHTER with the INAUGURAL POET, and wishing BARRON TRUMP to be gay. - Utterly embarrassing: AMANDA PALMER's "everybody clapped" story, and ELIJAH DANIEL's bad tattoo.

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3 years ago

JANUARY 20th's MAIN CHARACTERS, "The Bad" (pt. 1): - SuperPAC fraudsters @TheDemCoalition tweet "say her name" about KAMALA, which is super weird & bad on so many levels. - BERNIE becomes a boring meme—yet, inoffensive as it is, it's still labeled "misogynistic" by various LIBS.

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Main Character(s) of the Day @MainCharsOnline

3 years ago

i have absolutely no clever way of integrating this into a different post or asking for it more subtly but you should throw us a little bit of money if you happen to enjoy our online text words ko-fi.com/doggeaux