MF @MF_return
trenchant insights & bon mots peepee soaked heckhole Joined January 2012-
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The belgian flag 🇧🇪 lowkey mogs the german flag 🇩🇪
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"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing
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Letterboxd is functioning exactly as it should and gives its users the precise experience they want, which is antithetical to everything tech companies believe in
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Bro last night was The Home of an Indulgent Mother
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The secret to riffing is being able to make a surprising connection faster than other people for this purpose. For this reason, I keep a reverse hashmap of all jokes I've ever heard, indexed by punchline. So I can find the joke in O(1) time
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Gotta do the right thing. #kidsinthehall #90stv #90scomedy #inyour40s
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a very pre-internet “names you should know” cheat sheet from a 1985 issue of The Face. Intellectualism used to be at our fingertips.
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Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)
Never realized Timbaland's The Way I Are was a predecessor to Weird Al's Whatever You Like until now.
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the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
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You're right to push back on that. The unexamined life *can* be worth living. Here's why it's probably right for you
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Discarded Sarah McLachlan CD-R in the parking lot. Don't see that too much anymore.
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Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it
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