Kid Charlemagne @LukeWinkle
Aspiring fortune cookie writer Bear Market Joined August 2011-
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Nobody is better at what they do than Jim Nantz. All time talent. Unreal
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas but also it's 50° outside
back when i had to pull over on the side of the road to learn the horn line from Black Cow by Steely Dan
You expect me to believe that people eat lobster rolls on a regular basis?
sammy sosa should be the first guy on this list
Home alone gettin busy brother HH
Adding heartburn to my short list of defining features
Just so everybody knows
Been asking @JWilly1314 to play steely dan for the last 2 hours and he has ignored me. Everybody please protest him
>find sugar daddy/mama >contact snapchat to put out a story about how it's true love not money >profit
Imagine floating on the water in the hot sun, Steely Dan blasting, sippin on a great tasting less filling Miller Lite
So basically the Cubs won the World Series, and then everyone thereafter figured they had to cheat to win?
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Good Tweetman @Goodtweet_man
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Brian @bgroundH2O
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Emmett Jaeger(Victim .. @EmmettCJaeger
65 Followers 91 Following just gonna tweet about football and song lyrics when I'm drunk. Wojo hate account
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Marquette Delta Chi @MUDeltaChi
72 Followers 115 Following Official Twitter of Delta Chi Fraternity, Marquette Chapter. Born Proud, Raised Proud. ΔΧ
Jesus @GTLJesus
3 Followers 34 Following Instead of cardio I walk on water. I died on the cross for a good tan. I created baptisms so I could do my laundry. I created GTL.
Dakota Reuland @dreuland98
100 Followers 134 Following The Univeristy of Iowa 2020 | BA The Univeristy of Kentucky 2022 | MHA I’m here strictly to get yolked
Karen Stallard @stallad_karen
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David Winkle @AtSignWinkle
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Grace Winthrop @gracemakesalady
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Emerson Witte @em_witte
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Will Fischer @WillBFischer
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Steely Dan Bot @steely_dan_bot
4K Followers 6 Following The girls don't seem to care what's on // bot by @steadynappin_
Journalists Posting T.. @JournosPostLs
172K Followers 79 Following Journalists posting their own Ls. Dm submissions open.
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Fr. Paul Atreides @BackwardsFeet
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2.4M Followers 2K Following Guerrilla Journalist. CEO of OMG @okeefemedia. Founder, Project Veritas (CEO ‘09-‘22) “ON THE INSIDE” : Investigations premier Weds 4-6PM. Signal: 914-315-9415
Brandon Walker @BFW
323K Followers 2K Following The No. 1 College Football Media Personality in the country.
DOM @DOM_Frederic
45K Followers 163 Following Director of Morale for the Chicago Cubs - @moralesupplyco - 2024 goals - #1 win this goddamn division, #2 win a playoff game, #3 win the WS in 4 games
Good Steely Dan Takes @baddantakes
38K Followers 817 Following An Oral History of Steely Dan, now in podcast form
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30 Followers 143 Following
Riggs @RiggsBarstool
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Fore Play @ForePlayPod
438K Followers 333 Following A @barstoolsports podcast by the common golfer, for the common golfer. New shows every Tuesday & Thursday. Presented by @Chevrolet.
Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente
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1.0M Followers 3 Following America’s #1 Alternative News Source | Founded September 2011
thank you for this @dril
1.8M Followers 425 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
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Good Tweetman @Goodtweet_man
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Pope Francis @Pontifex
18.6M Followers 63 Following Welcome to the official Twitter page of His Holiness Pope Francis
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218K Followers 2K Following Co-Founder of @marketrebels | Star of @CNBC’s Halftime Report | Ex-NFL Linebacker | U of Minnesota Hall of Fame | Color for @ESPN College Football
Jon Najarian @jonnajarian
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381K Followers 2K Following Co-Founder RiskReversal 📺@CNBCFastMoney Original 🎙@OnTheTapePod NYC 2012 @IronmanTri Proud @Georgetown Alum Former Vice Chair @llsnewjersey Board @mrktcall
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Kohl Winkle @KohlWinkle
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Cursed Modernist Imag.. @CursedModernism
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Bag Holder @BagholderQuotes
44K Followers 641 Following You don't loose if you don't sell. A satire, parody, and humor account. A silly thing. We all hold bags so let’s at least have some fun with it.
Scott @UpDurn
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Citron Research @CitronResearch
344K Followers 450 Following Citron Research has been publishing columns for over 20 years, making it one of the longest-running independent online stock commentary sources.
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650K Followers 3K Following Fred Segal (@Frizz527). Unprophetic (mostly sports) takes,& other fun stuff. No politics! Author of “Freezing Cold Takes: NFL” available now! (See pinned Tweet)
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Emmett Jaeger(Victim .. @EmmettCJaeger
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Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow
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1.1M Followers 1K Following I do Pardon My Take podcast w/ @barstoolbigcat & Macrodosing @TheDozenTrivia. Banned from Tortoise Forum. organ donor. Played the freebird solo once.
If you are experiencing a genuinely emotional reaction to this Elon Musk story (one way or the other!) you may not have an entirely healthy relationship with Twitter.
Lots of people at a newspaper owned by Jeff Bezos are really concerned about a billionaire buying Twitter.
this is how barry bonds gets welcomed in san francisco on opening day while sammy sosa is treated like a convicted felon & isnt allowed in the federal landmark
6points, 4 rebounds and 4 fouls in the final four fyi
Facebook's vision of VR is a derivative, lifeless world full of derivative, lifeless people. On-brand, really.
Trying to cancel someone in 2022 is like walking into the IRS and telling them you haven’t paid your taxes, you’re gonna get audited
Cels ranked: 1. Excel 2. Mathcel 3. Numbercel 4. Wordcel . . . 69. Incel
had a bunch of leftover garlic butter mixture from a garlic bread recipe because it was a for a full baguette so I glazed this lil ciabatta roll like a mf 12 hour brisket 😮💨
king in his new castle
By age 30, your circle of friends should be listening to Steely Dan
By age 30, your circle of friends should be talking about their favorite books and podcasts rather than their favorite shows on Netflix.
Everyone wants an authoritarian government, they just want it to be their authority.
Still boggles my mind that the people who hate being told what to do want an authoritarian government.
They call me 007 0 interest rates 0 reasons for tapering 7 trillions printed
I’M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL BE ACCEPTING MY BI-WEEKLY PAYCHECK IN USD
wild that crypto . com secured naming rights to Staples Center before securing their own website
Crypto.com, which froze withdrawals yesterday, announced that someone hacked the platform for $15 million in ether (4,600 ETH). This money is now being laundered through Ethereum mixer Tornado Cash in batches of 1,000 ETH coindesk.com/business/2022/…
If the Nasdaq drops another 5% I’m gonna have to start selling farts in jars to pay my bills.
🚨new liberal column about being divorced and miserable just dropped 🚨
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