Lew Morton @LewMorton
Writer. Beavis and Butthead, Silicon Valley, VEEP, Futurama, NewsRadio, SNL, etc. Joined May 2010-
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Ok, I am giving away a few bluesky invites. Yours if I know you in real life. The rest go to anyone who is not what I like to call a “crazy asshole”
I’m finally getting around to watching Beavis & Butthead Do The Universe and unfortunately this is the hardest I’ve laughed at a new movie in a while
Pain sponge
Twitter sucks. Elon Musk is a cunt. I have lots of Bluesky invites for anyone who at least kind of knows me in real life.
Mitch McConnell is just trying to get Dianne Feinstein to notice him
This is really the dispiriting part about the strikes and the state of show business right now: the people running the studios hate TV and movies. They have contempt for what we do.
This is really the dispiriting part about the strikes and the state of show business right now: the people running the studios hate TV and movies. They have contempt for what we do.
If they do this, I will drive down to Zaslav’s yacht and shove my TV up his ass.
If they do this, I will drive down to Zaslav’s yacht and shove my TV up his ass.
For absolutely no reason, especially not a suspiciously timed profile on one of the most hated people in Hollywood, I am sharing this again.
For absolutely no reason, especially not a suspiciously timed profile on one of the most hated people in Hollywood, I am sharing this again.
Well I guess she doesn’t handle herself very well, does she
Where is the clip of Sandler saying “the price is wrong, bitch”? Why is that not 2/3 of my timeline?
Use AI, cowards
But today he literally surrendered.
But today he literally surrendered.
#veep team walking the line today with @OfficialJLD #UnionStrong #WGA #SAG
This is incredible.
Elon Musk watching this debate, furious that he can’t be up there. He’s chewing his ketamine so hard he’s going to break a tooth
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@benwikler @LewMorton You could have written it better 😂
It’s her big day!! Hoppy Easter!
@LewMorton the one good thing about all th bots randomly faving my old tweets is i get to go back and remember some good ones
Leaked voice chats suggest the handling of Navy SEAL Bryce Henson’s extremist investigation was compromised when the investigator tipped Henson off. This action will only foster distrust within @USNavy misconduct cases in the future.
BREAKING: Voice memos shared on Telegram and obtained by KPBS feature Navy SEAL Bryce Henson using a slogan associated with the Proud Boys and claiming the Navy is "playing ball" with him so he can retire. kpbs.org/news/military/…
Both Tom Cotton and I went to undergrad and law school at Harvard at roughly the same time... so hopefully that helps you understand why I react with near homicidal rage when someone tells me *I'm* the one who didn't get in on merit. I've been smarter than that kid my whole life.
My kid is getting lots of “apply here!” brochures from colleges in red states who legislate against women’s bodies & LGBTQ lives. We don’t open up those mailers @SouthernMethod @univmiami. Tell your governors.
RIP Single Drunk Female (cancelled after 2 seasons) .
A huge industry person told me last week that TV is now two seasons per show and he’s been right about 10 times since that conversation.
Happy 17th anniversary @MrsDarthVader-- 35 years since we first met, give or take.
Don’t know how the rest of you Philistines spent your day, but I spent my day seeing ART!
@LewMorton Now that writers are back at work is a third season still on the way? I hope so as I've loved the previous two seasons.
Congrats to our 2023 Show of the Year: Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus. 🎉 Throughout the show's debut season, @OfficialJLD received priceless advice from women who have lived long enough and well enough to truly have perspective on it all. apple.co/ShowoftheYear
A 31 year old penis with 46 year old balls?
Millionaire biohacker Bryan Johnson, 46, claims he has reverse-aged his PENIS by 15 years trib.al/CjY2xOb
Amen!
A friendly reminder from Congressman Jonah Ryan of New Hampshire to set your clocks back an hour as we fall back. CC: @timothycsimons, @DavidHMandel, @VeepHBO
@garywhitta @StreamOnMax I really liked HBO Max…I hate Max. Interface is such trash. It’s been wild watching companies tank their own brand equity the last couple years.
Where on a college application should we mention that my son got 100% and platinum’d Spider-man 2 ?
@JesseThorn I 💕 you and your family for doing this, Jesse. Keep being a badass. Those who want to “other” trans people out of existence have no idea how to react when someone humanizes kids.
I should have made the distinction that this was merely one of thousands of Moms for Liberty “parental rights” cut-outs being churned out by orgs like Heritage / Leadership Institute, etc. that is run by Moms For Liberty folks, not the OG MFL! The OG would’ve had Proud Boys.
Holy Cats. The Moms For Liberty internal Discord chat leak is my hometown & my former school district (Colo Spgs D20). @csgazette @denverpost @KKTV11News @csindynews
The one and only #jimdowney…
this video of Norm MacDonald’s old writing partner Jim Downey is the hardest i’ve laughed in months
Happening all over America: MAGA attacks on public schools using Moms For Liberty & TPUSA
If elected, additional steps will be taken to transform the district into a Christian charter-like academy with an end goal, critics say, of defunding public education. #BucksCounty @PennridgeSD @PennridgeDems
Holy Cats. The Moms For Liberty internal Discord chat leak is my hometown & my former school district (Colo Spgs D20). @csgazette @denverpost @KKTV11News @csindynews
The Colorado Times Recorder has obtained chat logs from the Discord server of the Colorado Springs activist group Advocates for D20 Kids, which has advocated against LGBTQ-inclusive policies and books in Academy School District 20. coloradotimesrecorder.com/2023/10/fire-b…
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