conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary

lounge singer dopetown Joined October 2010

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conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary

3 weeks ago

@ebenbenson she was full of talent, full of love and full bodied

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conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary

2 months ago

guy who only knows 2 songwriters

Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane

2 months ago

Rivers Cuomo is the true heir to Brian Wilson, a weird little guy with a supernatural knack for pop melody. No one’s happy about it, not us & certainly not Rivers. Brian isn’t either but that’s because he’s in a purgatory where he can’t listen to Shortnin' Bread for 10000 years

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Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm

5 months ago

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

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conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary

5 months ago

chinese mike

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Duolingo @duolingo

7 months ago

today's the day, did you learn Spanish? time to cram

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jake rhodes @jakebrodes

8 months ago

Joining ice and eating hamburgers in the blacked out tahoe and farting and leaving my gun in the car. Greg bovino texting my commander “he’s gotta tighten it up” I’ve taken my bonus and bought a fuck doll that looks like him but has Lucy Lius voice. I’m going to town on it.

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conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary

8 months ago

homie was the mayor of Fossil Oregon

New York Post @nypost

8 months ago

Skeleton washed ashore on Washington beach identified as former Oregon mayor who disappeared 20 years ago trib.al/I3t5MJe

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conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary

10 months ago

people will find older pictures of me online and assume they're picking a fight with some pipsqueak but what they don't know is that i've been bulking for the last 3 weeks and now im 750 pounds of pure muscle

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conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary

10 months ago

i swear recipe people put 1/4 or 1/8 teaspoon of whatever they have in their cabinet to make it seem more "crafted"

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8 months ago

Skeleton washed ashore on Washington beach identified as former Oregon mayor who disappeared 20 years ago trib.al/I3t5MJe

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conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary

10 months ago

@ratlimit cheesburger

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conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary

11 months ago

an eight year old boy was left honking with every breath after swallowing a party hooter

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conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary

11 months ago

the american dream is living in a shitty place because all of the cool places you can go are 1 hour away

The Bratt Pack (A) @TheBrattPack63

11 months ago

Man it’s so cool living in New Jersey Wanna go to NYC? One hour Wanna go to Philadelphia? One hour Wanna go to the beach? One hour Wanna go skiing in the mountains? One hour Wanna go ride roller coasters? One hour Wanna go see a show or concert? One hour I love it here man

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conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary

11 months ago

she stakeout the back of my house cuz she long for my horn

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11 months ago

it's like no one is a meninist anymore

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conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary

a year ago

call me a gringo all you want but ive been eating taco bell and drinking modelo my whole life

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conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary

a year ago

@verycoolspot @SabrinaAnnLynn not sure if you remember me hello but i was the woman you saved from a group of guys harasing me, u are such a true gentleman and know how to treat a lady hello!

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conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary

a year ago

blood on the sand is the greatest video game i ever played

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a year ago

50 cent in Iraq

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a year ago

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a year ago

is it... could it possibly be... modelo time?

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conspiracy leary @LessCoolLeary

a year ago

@verycoolspot i find feminism to be quite controversial today, what even IS a woman am i right?? anyway i love women but BJ's has to be my favorite bulk store