sourpatchkaerae @KortneeRae
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I’m just sayin’. 🤷🏻♂️
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Fuck Outta Here Clown
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if they abolish OSHA i will use the forklift for evil
BREAKING: Republican Congressman Andy Biggs has introduced a bill to abolish OSHA. The entire text of the bill reads "The Occupational Safety and Health Act of 1970 is repealed. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration is abolished."
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No. 77 has arrived. New wallpapers for LA's newest star 📲
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I just wanted to jump on here and wish everyone a great week. Remember no matter how bad things may seem at least you’re not in Dallas. And for my Dallas people at least you’re not in Utah. Stay blessed.
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#TrumpTariffs Facts:
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It was all a show. Trump got nothing as the United States' standing in the world got destroyed. x.com/RaniAnitaKaur/…
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So lets recap: - Trump announces tariffs. - Allies turn against the U.S., launch boycotts on U.S. products and boo us at events. - Markets nosedive. - Trump caves. The "deals": - Mexico agrees to do the same things they always do at the border to help the U.S. (including under Biden)—but ALSO get Trump to agree to work to stop weapons trafficking from the U.S.-Mexico. - Trudeau agrees to do the same things they always do to help the U.S., but also says he'll name a 'fentanyl czar' (despite the fact that barely any fentanyl at all comes from Canada to the U.S.)
What a self righteous, self appointed, and self absorbed prick. Get out of here with your grifting BS.
We spent the weekend feeding USAID into the wood chipper. Could gone to some great parties. Did that instead.
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If this really is the end of @twitter, I’d like us to keep mind one final thing before we go. Ted Cruz sucks.
@DJLeMVP The Rangers. Just look at the Rangers.
@HeyyRB It’s the Astros shirts and energy drinks for me 🥹😍
If @twitter is really going down…let me leave you with one final truth. Altuve was safe.
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I hope Elon buys the Yankees next.
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We will have nothing but tricks for the Jankees when they make it to The Juice Box tomorrow! 💀⚾️ Follow us for more Halloween decorating tips 🤣 @kortneerae #CatchTheseLs #ALCS #PostSZN #HoustonHalloween #WeRunGame #ALCS #HereWeGo
Tell me you’re a racist without telling me you’re a racist. @JohnCornyn goes first.
Now do Plessy vs Ferguson/Brown vs Board of Education.
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6:00pm (Eastern Time): The YouTube TV Pregame show begins, which reminds me to turn mine off tomorrow once the Super Bowl is done. #ReidsTimeline #SuperBowl
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