Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @Knothead9620
He/him. USN vet. Dad. Husband. Same name on TikTok. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ally. If you want to come for them, you gotta come through me. Nazis suck. Lancaster, PA Joined June 2023-
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"Salvation is a restoration project, not an evacuation project." -Rev. Tim Seitz-Brown
Evangelicals demonize deconstruction by saying we "just want to have sex" and in the next breath defend Donald Trump as some Christian Savior while he's on a hush money trial for sleeping with a porn star.... And they wonder why so many people are leaving their churches.
This thread is accurate in my experience, and I think it explains the fundamental misunderstanding that a lot of mainline Protestants have about evangelicalism and fundamentalism.
This thread is accurate in my experience, and I think it explains the fundamental misunderstanding that a lot of mainline Protestants have about evangelicalism and fundamentalism.
if you have these stickers on your car, you’re literally making it a mystery loot crate
Me: I feel safer around a lot of non-Christians than I do around some Christians. Indignant Christian: How can you say that? You're a pastor! Me: <points at things like this>
Me: I feel safer around a lot of non-Christians than I do around some Christians. Indignant Christian: How can you say that? You're a pastor! Me: <points at things like this>
Clergy: listen up, and change this.
Missouri, Texas, Arizona, and Arkansas are finalizing (or have finalized) laws that prevent people from getting a divorce during pregnancy. Guess who else has a similar law, since so many of you think living in a blue stare keeps you safe? California. Men are the number one…
1, then 6.
Related: If I pull up to your church and see a "Reserved for Pastor" sign on the space closest to the door, I know something about your pastor before I even walk in.
Related: If I pull up to your church and see a "Reserved for Pastor" sign on the space closest to the door, I know something about your pastor before I even walk in.
This is the way.
I have to keep reminding myself that for every viral, ridiculous, embarrassing thing Christian churches do, there are at least 10 tiny, almost invisible churches out there bringing meals to new moms, holding hands with people who are dying, making an impact in their community.
Cheryl Allison @SecretCityChez
72 Followers 261 Following Author & Editor PreK-12 #ELA/#ELL/#decodable books; #Dyslexia Advocate; #LGBTQ #Ally; thankful for #esKetamine Therapy; Follower of Jesus and #LDS #Presbyterian
Talought @talought87044
1 Followers 37 Following
ChristopheQc @qc_christophe
103 Followers 1K Following Theologian, Student, Pastor, Erstwhile Writer. 🏳️🌈He/him/his
Aunt Erica @EricaBlaise2
3K Followers 2K Following Married, transparent. Pianist, director, chef, gardener, wood worker. (she/her) #TransRightsAreHumanRights Blog: https://t.co/UbwoVxasEA
Tonia Jones @lillyslolly
2K Followers 4K Following wife, mother, grandmother. and rabid Razorback fan! Oh, and retired lawyer. "Resistance is patriotic." No random DMs, please.
Joe DeFlorio @Joemich9
320 Followers 4K Following Husband, Father, Grandfather, Educator and Lover of B&W Loud Speakers
JohnL @JLWrenn
175 Followers 413 Following I am a Confessional Lutheran LCMS. Simul Justus et Peccator Tweets are my own… " except when I plagiarize" retweets are retweets. #MAGAveteran #TrumpPopulism
HENRY THIAGO @Henry8862224571
32 Followers 558 Following Am a business consultant and also a professional expert as a pilot driver, i work with the USA government💯
Tony Ray @AnthonyRayGray
406 Followers 328 Following Recovering Baptist (bigot,sexist,racist,homophobe). Former evangelist. Father. Husband. Friend. Dentist. Pentecostal. I make typos.
Gina @tagamim16858196
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Divine Feminine @TheFemGoddess
203 Followers 415 Following If you want to start a conversation, your send should end w/a 7; otherwise, it is considered a compliment that requires no response .
AZRetiree2020 @AZretiree2020
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UntiedLawyer @untiedlawyer
131 Followers 483 Following I write about being a dad, Overwatch, books, more about my kid, some about my kid liking Overwatch, and stuff.
Charlotte @berkeleyfa.. @BerkeleyFarm
475 Followers 2K Following Farm girl from Midwest of California in the city. CA native, food maven, computer whisperer, churchlady, cat slave, loves books/music/sports. LGBTQ Ally. BLM
Girl child @lesibiansinneed
129 Followers 1K Following Together as one handling struggle and giving girl child a better life. #lesibians Support for the better
PennyATipton @PennyATipton
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hrhiqjm⁷⁼¹ MONOC.. @impqueenjm
210 Followers 1K Following I write and know things. Jimin. Jungkook. Yoongi. Hobi. Seokjin. Namjoon. Taehyung. ARMY. She/her. 민극 supremacist. Grown-ass adult 🔞
💙🍷KCJVF 🌺�.. @kcjvf_janet
10K Followers 11K Following Loves books, dogs. Reason, ethics, justice, science. #Resist #NastyWoman #JusticeMatters #Prochoice #BlueCrew I’ll never vote for another republican.
bd @babbie2911
725 Followers 3K Following
James Martell @James_Martell_
658 Followers 988 Following French Literature Professor, @professeurmartell.Bsky.social He, him, his. Books: "Modernism, Self-Creation, and the Maternal" "Tattooed Bodies." Views mine. 😺
Hamr @hamrguy221
39 Followers 384 Following Trans rights are human rights. Trans rights are Constituonal rights. Reproductive rights are human rights. Reproductive rights are Constitutional rights.
Andrea Yakovakis @Dealane
819 Followers 4K Following I aim to be kind. And kick ass when necessary. Same name on Spoutible.
WomanWarrior (she/her.. @WomanWarrior74
2K Followers 4K Following Feminist, Proud Dem, LBGTQIA+ Ally, BLM #BlueCrew #Resist #BlueVoices #StrongerTogether #MyBodyMyChoice #WomensRightsAreHumanRights
CookieVB🦜🦜🦜 @CookieMVBisback
5K Followers 6K Following Starting over again 😞 locked out of my @Cookieisback profile .thank you for visiting my profile 💖💙🌊 Ridin with Biden 🌊NO DM 🚫 NO MAGA 🚫
Horny Shapeshifter @LaughingDog15
61 Followers 591 Following The unasked for After Dark Twitter of your local cryptid. Thirsty as fuck. they/them 33 Venmo @/Wildkae cashapp $kaebadgirl
DEAdkins🌻🌻🇺�.. @DEAdkins3
909 Followers 716 Following Keep moving-keep learning, stlouisan by birth-heart in k.c., listen more, talk less;,bring on the animals! News junkie,no to fascism🌊🌈🌈⚽️🐕
Frau mit Bär @Frau_mit_Baer
56 Followers 923 Following Murphys Gesetze gibt es überall. Besonders im Labor!
Alison Flint 🟧 @alflint
1K Followers 2K Following Black tea addict drowning in coffee and herbal pretenders. sick of chicken, still a smoker, also inhale books, discussion is a dying art, NO DMs Please
Rebecca J Smith @rebeccajsmithw1
8K Followers 7K Following Ex English teacher, writer, story teller, book lover, PhD researcher, cats & 80s’ enthusiast. Long-listed for the Cheshire Novel Prize 2022. #amquerying
Dr. Claudia Pogoreutz.. @CloudyPogoreutz
2K Followers 4K Following Jr Professor (CPJ) ‘ a connected underwater world’ @criobe_pf | mol.+chem. ecology, adaptation of marine microbial symbioses | she/her #womeninSTEM #newPI 🇦🇹
susan @susana_angel14
7K Followers 7K Following Selfishness is the Original Sin. Independent. Women's Rights are Human Rights. Women's March 2017. The Fight against Fascism continues.
anne f 🌘😷 @annabanana47
634 Followers 2K Following Animal-respecting vegetarian empath. #INFJ. Forest bather. Wanderer. Dreamer. Redhead. Lefty. Solar Powered. #GenealogyGeek #NatureGirl #LongCovid
Regina Schrambling @gastropoda
14K Followers 11K Following Hate sharing IRL. Overshare here. Ranting, too infrequently, at https://t.co/GCkMkh2PuZ Also https://t.co/EZSvJw2ZHP & https://t.co/7K5RrBPCmd.
Kelly Robson ☮️ @kelly221
702 Followers 5K Following Voter (left & tactical), bread baker, walker, ND, etc. Here for animals, politics, and clever, funny people. SE London UK/Gainesville, FL US
Lynn Bryant @LynnBry29527024
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562 Followers 784 Following Conservative/Independent thinking that yearns for common sense! MAGA! Proud! 🇺🇸 🚫 DM’s
Jen @JFSwords
354 Followers 468 Following My posts are now dedicated to the pastoral and the horrific.
Jellyfish 🪼 @Denenjo1
3K Followers 2K Following Writer | Advocate | Introvert | Romantic | Foodie | SDG 4️⃣ 📖| SDG 5️⃣⚧️ | Yes, I play badminton | ⚣↕️ | I'll read it, if it's literature 📚
Sweet_Rara @sweetrara12
310 Followers 467 Following Hello I am a proud Pan polyamorous AF disabled sWitch who loves horror movies and cats. She/her. future wife, dem ✊🏿BCLM BLM Anti Mayflower Descendant & TERF
Moldy_hotdog_buns @fairy20tails
179 Followers 573 Following Leftist meme dealer. Dunking on low value alpha bros for funsies. vaccinated. vote blue. she/her.
Shinakaidah @shinakaidah
3K Followers 3K Following older guy, Army vet, I Vote blue. NO DMs- I will BLOCK you. NEVER watch fox. All magots blocked. anti trump, anti rebel flag. 420. 😎
mom of walton The Tru.. @petahappi
388 Followers 504 Following fighting for the underdog & those denied due process. get rid of seditionist! it’s 2024 fasten your seatbelt it’s going to be a bumpy ride
DaddyV🏳️🌈�.. @gotstr8nd
357 Followers 437 Following Trophy husband, like a participation trophy. Hard knock hippie. Celtic soul. Awaiting the rain in Shambhala. Peace.
ToeRag @ManFromWish
96 Followers 593 Following Man from 1970. Christian but the sweary kind. “Loves” people but doesn’t “like” them. Married, tired and sick of Tories. Hates Brexit. Weiredos welcome!
Pirateofthecannoteven.. @Laughingcoyote
1K Followers 4K Following “Between every two pine trees there is a door leading to a new way of life.” – John Muir
Twice-Killed Catherin.. @2xKildCatherine
465 Followers 1K Following Lawyer; history, fanfic, language, romance novels. Go Blue! #provaxx #путинхуйло #nevertrump 🇺🇦🇺🇸🇮🇱✡️#AmYisraelChai
Crazy Alice @wildasrome
362 Followers 2K Following Public Land Owner | “To live outside the law you must be honest— Bob Dylan | 509 to 406
Dr Heather Williams M.. @alrightPET
12K Followers 5K Following Consultant Medical Physicist at The Christie; Positron Emission Tomography (PET) specialist; Mum; @Science_Grrl Director; #scicomm-er. She/her. Views my own.
Charlotte @berkeleyfa.. @BerkeleyFarm
475 Followers 2K Following Farm girl from Midwest of California in the city. CA native, food maven, computer whisperer, churchlady, cat slave, loves books/music/sports. LGBTQ Ally. BLM
Girl child @lesibiansinneed
129 Followers 1K Following Together as one handling struggle and giving girl child a better life. #lesibians Support for the better
Kalypso @kalypso_pdx
612 Followers 313 Following memes // Pro- Choice // Feminist // Don't like what I say? Block me.
BoobsRadley @ScoutLaroo
143K Followers 3K Following Delightfully profane. Boobs ( • )( • ) are fun. If you don't like baseball and college football, we can't be friends.
Rachel the Flailing R.. @runinthesnow
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Rev. Jacob Brenton @jacobbrenton
644 Followers 798 Following United Church of Christ pastor in Central Texas. Let’s talk Bible/theology, Major League Baseball, and vintage computers/video games. (He/Him)
Crowman T. Robot @CrowMagnumMan4
404 Followers 726 Following Musk's claims of respecting free speech are greatly exaggerated. RIP @CrowMagnumMan3 he/him #TransRightsAreHumanRights Treat others like Matthew 25 commands.
Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa
44K Followers 10K Following Like the song only saltier. Started as a blogger now I’m here.
Amanda @EruditeElf
3K Followers 3K Following Witch of the Dark Woods. Traveller. Horror Fan. She/Her. RN. and now....the weather Pokemon Go: 7281 4120 5910
Christianity On The S.. @ChristianityOn
325 Followers 257 Following Jon from the Christianity On The Spectrum Podcast. Both Christian and Autistic Forensic methodology enthusiast Red Team specialist Counter-Forensics expert
Simul Justus et Pecca.. @himbojedi
3K Followers 2K Following queer. social democrat. pastor’s kid. ex-IFB. he, him.
Our Bible App @OurBibleApp
5K Followers 2K Following Progressive Christian. Devotionals, podcasts, books, and Bibles. Available on Apple and Android devices.
Hippie Preacher aka A.. @Aub42
404 Followers 644 Following Jesus follower, pastor, father, husband, audio, and technology geek. The Hippie Preacher podcast and blog offer a fresh perspective on Jesus and modern life.
Ex-Evangelical Janewa.. @XianJaneway
13K Followers 11K Following Polymath, #ADHD patient advocate. wife, & mom of 4+. She/her Not Kate Mulgrew. 😂
Tenacious D @tenaciousd
228K Followers 75 Following Since the beginning of time, 'twas written in the stones that one day a band would come... 🤘🤘 @jackblack @gassleak
Wu Tang is for the Ch.. @WUTangKids
213K Followers 2K Following Politics, Sports, Music…2023 EAS Survivor and 2024 NYC earthquake survivor
Mindi @m1nd1
2K Followers 646 Following 44 yr old She/Her Hopeful Romantic. Collector of bright colors and sad songs. Sometimes I'm a Phoenix and sometimes I am Icarus.
Great British Getty I.. @shitbritishpics
60K Followers 393 Following History, PR stunts, and more from the Getty Images treasure trove. Kudos to everyone featured, esp. photographers ✉️🥂📷 Captions taken from Getty. Blame them.
JSTOR @JSTOR
88K Followers 2K Following JSTOR provides access to more than 12 million journal articles, books, images, and primary sources in 75 disciplines. Part of the @ithaka_org nonprofit family.
Heather Chapman @Mother_Tongue
3K Followers 3K Following Ex-journo, Jeopardy! loser, Kentucky Colonel, writer of many things. Comms consultant. Rural policy nerd. Neurodivergent af, queer af, tired af. Chaotic good.
Therese Terndrup @ThATern
805 Followers 4K Following My first sentence was 'Read me a book.' Born to be a librarian. Likely also singing. Cradle Catholic; currently seeking space in pilgrim church. she/her
Night Mists 🇺🇸 .. @Nitemists
5K Followers 5K Following I have been one acquainted with the Night. I have walked out in the rain, and back the rain. I have outwalked the furthest city light -- Robert Frost
Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg
1.4M Followers 2K Following I'm LESLIE F*CKING JONES. Hit the link to grab my book and see me live!
Disabled Dyke: vote �.. @madartscolony
634 Followers 2K Following Liberal/lesbian/poly sci and history nerd. Loves dogs/cats (my bottle baby above), gardening and cooking. Christian/Wiccan/Presbyterian. Tolkien LOTRO nerd. CPP
Bad Skeletor @RealBadSkeletor
22K Followers 3K Following They kicked me out of Castle Grayskull So now I live on Twitter
Hannah Pearl @10kStonesPoet
5K Followers 2K Following Published author, friend to animals, music enthusiast, supporter of LGBTQ+ and women owning their own bodies, believer in science, mental health advocate.
Culture Explorer @CultureExploreX
20K Followers 678 Following If you don’t know where you’ve come from, you don’t know where you’re going.
SquirrelSnacks @SqrlSnacks96
166 Followers 174 Following The Sexiest Hippopotamus on Twitter™️. Navy vet. Need somebody to make it awkward? I'm your guy. 49 M.
Garrett Spear @God_son_Garrett
491 Followers 959 Following Christian mystic. Trying to know Jesus, know who I am, and love people.
Ben-Jammin' @jademara7
218 Followers 760 Following Chicago Lawyer, not yours though. Only here for snarky law commentary and pics of your food/animals. Opinions my own, but you should agree. #lawtwitter
🌊🌊Janet🌊🌊 @janet60286241
39K Followers 39K Following 💒Married🚺PROCHOICE💜Lupus/Sjogrens/Fibro /Warrior/Advocate🌊LIBERAL🔫GUN REFORM🏳️🌈LGBTQ Ally🇺🇦SUPPORT UKRAINE✊🏽BLM🚺Feminist🚫MAGA🚫Porn🚫**NO DM**
Melissa Stewart @LissaJoStewart
14K Followers 1K Following Civil Rights Lawyer | Drag is not a crime | 🏳🌈 | [email protected] | she/they
Julian Norwich @JulianNorwich1
1K Followers 2K Following Our life is all grounded and rooted in love, and without love we may not live. Julian of Norwich. Avi drawn by the beloved @MOubliette. 🚫Lists plz. she/her
Easter 💮 Jenn @jlms_qkw
6K Followers 6K Following Activist, Organizer, SLCo & UT Dem; cats, practicing Christian; knit, read, bake, etc; #bubblybath she/her + Disability Justice; Other socials: jlms_qkw
WarshipCam @WarshipCam
59K Followers 277 Following Watching webcams & social media for views of combat ships - Happy to share photos with full credit given. ### NO POLITICS PLEASE ###
Andie @ampersandamanda
1K Followers 877 Following mom * kinda old * typical transsexual church lady * o's and dawgs * she/her 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Jerri Bell 🌻 @JABell27
5K Followers 2K Following Author. Editor & writing instructor for the Veterans Writing Project. Navy vet. Wife, mom. Opinions are my own & I have plenty of ‘em. She/her. Standing w/🇺🇦.
Cleavage Crumbs @CleavageCrumbs
12K Followers 7K Following An average gal creating funny crap online. Feel free to follow me or to like and comment at your leisure. It's totally fat-free and painless... I promise.
James Matichuk @Jamichuk
2K Followers 5K Following Spiritual director. Bootleg pastor in UMC in S.OR. Believer in the radical welcome of God in the way of Jesus. Antiracist and LGBTQ2S+ Ally There/Their/They're
auntie cistamine @laurenancona
30K Followers 17K Following neurodivergent public servant • learning to help • 338ppm • she • no DMs
Stacy Brazalovich @StacyWennstrom
152 Followers 397 Following I write, volunteer, kickbox, bake cookies, and vote blue. #Bookblogger at An Unexpected Chapter.
Rev. Hunter Brown �.. @huntimack
238 Followers 568 Following Streetwise priest. Gayer than Christmas. Lover of history & film. Christ is King. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Workers unite!
SpazMantis43 @Spazbank
380 Followers 2K Following He/him Mechanical Engineering Technician, generalist nerd, wants a robotic mantis tattoo with sunglasses
GetVaxxed @pegharpham1
2K Followers 2K Following Happily married. Fully vaxxed. Atheist. Living life from the land. Dogs, dogs and more dogs. Writing. My fishing story is bigger than yours.
Queen of the Bass @HeidiViar
84 Followers 546 Following Saint and Sinner. Deacon. Drummer. Sports fan. Guinea pig mama. Polyglot. UW, UWRF, CVTC, UWM alum. Lab Tech, MLS(AMT). Micah 6:8. Be love(d).
Dr. G @GinnyMcDonald8
14K Followers 13K Following I’m just a girl living on an island, enjoying wine and life. Book lover, nerd, roller coaster enthusiast and I enjoy black and white movies.
@the Most Wholly Irre.. @RevBug
757 Followers 342 Following deconstructed and always deconstructing. cyclist, skier, fly-fisherperson, bassist, Rev., VW mechanic and drag racer, faja, husband, CoG, hospice chaplainI thought, slept, & prayed. Here's my response to what happened last night (IYKYK): If I post something with more identifying info than a person is comfortable with I'll take it down when asked. It's disingenuous to say I'm threatening someone for use of info in *their* 📌 tweet.
"No one is actually saying they have a fundamental human right to a child-free world 🙄" Every time I exaggerate something a little for comedic effect I wonder if I've gone too far but luckily there's almost always someone in my DMs willing to volunteer as Exhibit A!
"I just think that I have a right to child-free public spaces--" no you don't. Next topic
Hillsboro opening at Buc-ees at the 35 split is literally what I’ve been needing for YEARS! Brisket tacos. Iced coffee. Glazed pecans. And back to Oklahoma I go 🥲
That new music is so vulgar
“Mental health meds are just a bandaid” Okay and?? Do you not use bandaids???
My mom asked me to check in on my 83 yo dad while she’s out. I go home and catch him eating ice cream in the middle of the afternoon. Apparently, he keeps a secret stash that only comes out when my mom is away 🤦🏻♂️
Evangelicals demonize deconstruction by saying we "just want to have sex" and in the next breath defend Donald Trump as some Christian Savior while he's on a hush money trial for sleeping with a porn star.... And they wonder why so many people are leaving their churches.
I spent 30 min curling my hair with the sex toy hair curler just for it to look exactly like my natural hair texture 😭😂🤡
People will say "kids these days are materialistic" but idk, Hush Little Baby has been around for ages and it's literally a lullaby about a parent bribing their child with purchase after purchase after purchase to get them to shut up and go to sleep
christian bale: i am batman christian braille: ⠊ ⠁⠍ ⠃⠁⠞⠍⠁⠝
you wouldn’t last a day in the asylum that they raised me
Thank you to my cat for ensuring I’m awake at least 90 minutes before my alarm 😑
Happy Day 2 of Lesbian Visibility Week!
There were two reactions to this scene. Reaction A: (See quoted tweet) Reaction B: 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
this scene was so rough for me to watch i actually pulled out my phone and did something else during it. because he had her tied up with rope walking her like a dog and then made her drink out of a bucket like a dog?? 😭
One Day! Just 1 day left! @CelesteFinally has surgery tomorrow! 🩵 What is one thing you especially appreciate about her?
Ok y’all, penultimate post - you asked, and I wanted to give you a blog post on just what exactly is this FFS thing I’m doing! Enjoy! celestefinally.com/p/face-time
Next time my HOA gives me shit we’re going to Costco:
Sometimes I Google a word before including it in a tweet just to make sure it means what I think it means because if people are going to yell at me I don't want it to be on account of my vocabulary choices
I somehow ended up on antidepressant side effect TikTok and it is not a fun time. I don’t want to know about serotonin syndrome 😭
Getting complimented on my communication skills and emotional intelligence/regulation by people who know me post-auDHD diagnosis is such a fascinating experience Like… you mean I’m… not hard to love or work with? Sounds sus to me.
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