Kevin Michaels. @KevofKnight
Bloke what does Impressions and tells jokes | Gooner | Bloody nice chap! | All views are through the window. Joined January 2025-
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Dear F.A. Give Eddie Howe the England job now, the time is right. Kind Regards. England fans.
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@BBCSport No BBC, the two nations didn't "go to war" over the Falkland islands. The Argentine junta invaded the islands and the UK mobilised a military task force to kick them out. It was not the equal fault war you imply. Do better
Well done lads, you did your country proud, sadly, it was your head coach that blew it for you. #England
Kevin Michaels. retweeted
My dog enjoying the football.
Kevin Michaels. retweeted
There hasn't been so many English hearts broken since Lady Diana died. #ENGARG
That is all on Tuchel. He completely destroyed the shape and system. He panicked. #ENGARG
Please don't sit back and try to defend the lead. #ENGARG
Kevin Michaels. retweeted
The ref is absolutely fucking useless, incompetence and weakness from the kick off. Needs to book someone for their fucking idiocy or we'll get 90 minutes of this utter shite #ENGARG
Argentina's resort to these tactics underscores their fear of England. #ENGARG
@Arsenal Thanks for your incredible service Leo, good luck in your next chapter.
@MelanieBlakeUK Oh trust me, I know. I knew Leslie very well. Elaine Lordan was the female equivalent.
Kevin Michaels. retweeted
Loving this… onwards.
FIFA's decision to ban English referees from officiating Argentinian matches during the World Cup is questionable, particularly given that 22 players from the opposing nations will now face each other in a tense semi-final. 😂
We'll be okay when the defence turns up. #NORENG
Kevin Michaels. retweeted
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