Twizzly @KellyMichaelMez
No, it is. I looked it up. Seattle, WA Joined January 2017-
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Why are you so terrible at urban planning, Miami? I mean really, really bad at it. I left my job on Key Biscayne at 12:30am yesterday after closing at 8pm. Still sat in 45 min of traffic. You owe me money. #miami #payme
Yep. Turns out the west coast was the best coast after all. Told y’all bitches. #DiddyDidIt
Still confused how I haven’t been approached to be the next Bond. I was in a play in college! #JamesBond
Huh. And here I thought being a billionaire meant you had more than 400 million dollars. #TrumpIsBroke
“I saw a picture of a dog that looked sad so now I can’t work this week.” #GenZ
If you’re threatened by Humpback Mountain, you need to get out more. #humpbackmountain apple.news/ASrVkbHISQeiyv…
Two types of men in this world: 1) Those who ride shopping carts when returning them. 2) Dudes who are dead inside.
Hey Traitors! Your traitor said some more traitorous shit yesterday. You wouldn’t have recognized it as traitor talk because you have to be an idiot traitor to follow this moron in the first place. Also, fuck you. #TrumpisaRussianAsset
Weird. I thought the Deplorables done canceled both. #SuperBowl2024 #budlight #stillgoingstrong #losers
Did you spend all day decrying the strikes against Houthi militants today? If so, spend next week not whining about all the supplies and gasoline which continue to flow into the country. #suezcanal
Three years later and you dipshits are still acting like we didn’t watch you break windows, deface public property and attempt a fucking coup on live television. #Jan6th
You’re utterly pathetic @Google My stream is like a GF I dumped last year but still keeps trying to show up at my work to talk about some old shit
I’ve been clowning every right wing jackass on this site for months. Yesterday out of nowhere, my entire feed became the rainbow coalition. Got a little too close to home there eh @elonmusk
I love all of you so much. Now get the fuck out of my house. #january
There are various times throughout the day in which you can do me. They include the morning and/or the night provided you are willing to do so correctly.
The predominant issue regarding Hoes is that they often fail to to exert loyalty.
So, @Spotify how’s that whole getting @Neilyoung thing back going?
South Central does it at a level which is unmatched by other reasons. #thisishowwedoit
Anyone who doesn’t leave immediately after a bar shuts off its music is hot garbage water. #getthefuckout
alfred mcknight @AlfredMcknight
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REPUBLICANS ARE THE E.. @MrFACTS1717
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American Muckrakers @AmericanMuck
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Ebony Kiyonis @ebbykb
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J. Brandon Johnson (h.. @johnsonjoeb
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Angi @angibellhill
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Nathan Allen Pirtle @Nathanapirtle
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Julie Baker @_JulieTiger_
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Jane Kahler @KahlerJane
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Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew
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The Late Show @colbertlateshow
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You had ONE job! @CrappyDesigned
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SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsQuotesOTD
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Thom Hartmann @Thom_Hartmann
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Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom
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George Takei @GeorgeTakei
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President Biden @POTUS
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Matthew VanDyke @Matt_VanDyke
538K Followers 442K Following Founder, Sons of Liberty International, #veterans training Ukrainian forces to fight Russia. A 501c3 nonprofit org: https://t.co/iJVW8PgiN9
Ebony Kiyonis @ebbykb
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Corey Ryan Forrester .. @CoreyRForrester
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J. Brandon Johnson (h.. @johnsonjoeb
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Angi @angibellhill
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Jim Acosta @Acosta
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BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking
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Art Or Not Art @ArtDecider
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Noona62 @TheNoon11
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
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Dan Rather @DanRather
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🌮Taco Literacy🌮 @tacoliteracy
1K Followers 764 Following Official account of #TacoLiteracy Mexican foodways & buena gente. Also @tacoliteracy on Instagram. 🌮
Jane Kahler @KahlerJane
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Kila Packett @KilaPackett
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Walker Hays @TrophyComic
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NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld
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ACLU @ACLU
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It's me, Dave. @TheDaveSzabo
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Eddie Izzard @eddieizzard
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
4.5M Followers 5K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler
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@theliamnissan His transition into Baron Harkonnen is nearly complete.
@GuntherEagleman Santa is real, the Easter Bunny and I are friends, you can pee into the wind, etc, etc.
@GuntherEagleman I’m running out of cards, but here you go #comradegunther
@GuntherEagleman Did you ask where the $2,000,000,000,000.00 spent on the rich and corporations was going to come from? No. At least Ukraine aid comes back to our military supply and equipment industry and the jobs of hard-working Americans.
@_johnnymaga Biden is a little busy right now being president. He had a 2 hour meeting with his national security team and has spoken with Netanyahu. He was monitoring Iran’s drone attack and our response in real time.
@_johnnymaga President Biden was in the situation room working while disgraced former President trump was muttering a bunch of bullshit into a Mike.
@ericsfedup . Your posts would have more impact if you'd learn now to crop and edit. That's sad
@akafacehots Trump thinks Vets are losers and refuses to let disabled Vets around him. Let THAT sink in.
@Texas_jeep__guy @Tara_lyn1 Who pays for the military? Protects the environment? Coins money and regulates its value? Issues patents? Roads? Deals with foreign governments? Sets federal law and justice? Etc… Or are you arguing for the dissolution of the US and the establishing of 50 independent countries?
@Sassafrass_84 We just happen to like living in a democracy. Plus pretty much everything you said is wrong.
@its_The_Dr Is it like this one..?
@RpsAgainstTrump Mango Mussolini is masked in a façade of false vitality, he carries the weight of his suffering with a forced grin, ailing body and weary eyes betraying the torment within. Each breath a struggle, each smile a lie, he dances on the precipice of despair, drowning in the applause…
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