Kid Presentable 🇵🇸 @KdPresentable
Just a piss baby pee boy in a poop adult shit world (He/Him) linktr.ee/KidPresentable A Place Joined January 2020-
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I wish I could hang my monkey’s paw on this coat rack *finger on the monkey’s paw curls*
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Feeling a little divorced from the products of my labor but clearly that’s just a me and me alone thing
An elementary school is just a data center that hasn’t been built yet
Me: Thank God there are only 19 wolves attacking me. 1 more wolf I wouldn’t be able to stop them Wolf #
Don’t worry fellas I got a couple more cooks coming in. Hopefully they’ll figure out what keeps spoiling this broth
ok but is the gift horse allowed to look ME in the mouth?
9 years and not one miss
"Carpool Karaoke: The Series" is up there with the Emoji Movie in terms of ideas that have zero actual appeal
Saw an econ major on here making fun of a business major as if that’s not like a middle schooler talking shit on elementary school
If you give me a fish, I wouldn’t eat for a day. I can eat a fish way faster than that
If James Cameron was smart he would have made this into a bear in a video game
James Cameron's personal sketch of the Terminator before making the film
@cosherooo this one relatable for you?
Thought I was really sick but luckily the doctor said the cancer was all in my head! 😃
Threw a couple robux in the church collection basket. Get yourself a new skin father Kyle. You earned it
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Me: Doctor, I am depressed Doctor: There’s a twitter user named Kid Presentable… Me: But doctor— Doctor: I hate that fucking guy. I wish HE was depressed. I wanna shoot that guy
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Good art is always offensive to someone
So stoked to hear Sykkuno is gonna learn and grow from this! Pookie is gonna get so smart and big 🤤
So stoked to hear Sykkuno is gonna learn and grow from this! Pookie is gonna get so smart and big 🤤
Doctor just injected me with “the serum.” Will keep you updated
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