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Lizzo could have nipped the reactionary freakout in the bud if she had just played Aqualung.
What was "online" before "online?"
Kinda wondering what the kids who played violin with Coolio and Stevie Wonder at the '95 Billboard awards are up to.
I have to assume at this point that politicians receive their own spam?
Too bad I'm anti-fish
Personality testing sites that reveal a charge post-question get the wall.
I'd never watched "Catch Me If You Can" before. Seeing it in 2022 is funny because I immediately looked the story up and it's basically all a lie, but goddam he got them to make a movie about him with DiCaprio and Hanks, and probably still gets him laid.
Why does anyone actually think chapo is CIA? What have they actually achieved that forwards a status quo agenda?
@ZachWritesStuff @RottenInDenmark Tractor Trailer Crashes With Enough Beer to Kill Entire Softball League x.com/nypost/status/…
@ZachWritesStuff @RottenInDenmark Tractor Trailer Crashes With Enough Beer to Kill Entire Softball League x.com/nypost/status/…
At this point I'm surprised I'm not getting these on tinder
A Brief History of Men Today Are Too Feminine and Women Too Masculine 🧵
I’ve come up with an interim solution to the queuing issue to see the Queen’s coffin in Westminster, let me know what you think, it’s not perfect but I don’t see anyone else coming up with anything
I want a weird web plugin that changes "normalize" to "monetize."
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Andraya and Terry have received the support of Megan Rapinoe, Billie Jean King, the Connecticut Sun's own Jasmine Thomas and Briann January, and over 150 other professional female athletes--including the Women's Sports Foundation and the WNBPA. aclu.org/legal-document…
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@awhasen @librarycongress @lizzo The LOC does have a concert series, including concerts where archival instruments are played! loc.gov/concerts/
The fact that she shreds on the flute makes the huge conservative temper tantrum so much funnier.
Hearing @lizzo play some of the Library's priceless antique instruments on Monday was such a gift, and we were honored and happy to help her share that gift with her concert audience Tuesday night. Here is some more behind-the-scenes footage of her Library tour. #LizzoAtLOC
@thejb_stan True, the "traditional Russian ways of knowing" deriving knowledge from the entrails of hundreds of thousands of serfs.
@these_qualia There's like an entire subculture that's invented a persona for Mulaney more or less based on what he looks like and not any of his actual material or what he's done. Very weird!
Today I learned one of our most sacred artifacts is a crystal flute, like we're fucking Hyrule.
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the real blackpill forbidden truth people don't want to admit is that ugly cringey people often form relationships with other ugly cringey people, and these relationships are often happier and involve better sex than the relationships between hot sophisticated people
@OccupyDemocrats One of your best call to action retweets yet
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this feels like something michael scott would do
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My top issues this election are simple: women’s collegiate swimming, the race of fantasy characters, and historical flutes.
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If you’re mad about this have you tried shutting the fuck up?
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