Snarky PM @JetSkiGolfLife
Joined May 2021-
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shouldn't u be managing this "fund" instead of collecting likes on this app
shouldn't u be managing this "fund" instead of collecting likes on this app
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what about the one your dad wrote while his clients were losing their shirts
what about the one your dad wrote while his clients were losing their shirts
"strategy" at google and can't read an income statement
"strategy" at google and can't read an income statement
Wtf who is this 🤡
I call bullshit
I call bullshit
A friendly reminder to fade every idea at that dumbshit Sohn conference today.
Jason, I'd rather follow Jim Cramer's advice than yours
Jason, I'd rather follow Jim Cramer's advice than yours
After a brief hiatus from posting his returns in 2022, my man is crushing it again this year
After a brief hiatus from posting his returns in 2022, my man is crushing it again this year
guy with one stock in his portfolio asking me to post my returns
guy with one stock in his portfolio asking me to post my returns
Calling venture capitalists trash would be an extreme insult to trash
Calling venture capitalists trash would be an extreme insult to trash
RisK MaNagEmenT
Absolutely 'loves investing' but just can't make any money
Absolutely 'loves investing' but just can't make any money
OMG JUST LEARNED ABOUT PROBLEMS AT BOEING THRU EDWIN
OMG JUST LEARNED ABOUT PROBLEMS AT BOEING THRU EDWIN
you're literally the definition of daily noise
you're literally the definition of daily noise
whoever that doesn't listen to your useless podcasts
whoever that doesn't listen to your useless podcasts
Bought nvidia at $5, still down 70%
Snarky PM retweeted
@saranormous Why not just say “back in 2012 $NVDA was…” instead of mentioning you met him?
thats incredibly bearish. I think 100 trillion.
thats incredibly bearish. I think 100 trillion.
the one you're not in
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